Dad jokes

[tower912]

Why are NFL offensive and defensive linemen the most Catholic?


All that mass on Sunday.

[Scoop Snoop]

Why are NFL offensive and defensive linemen the most Catholic?


All that mass on Sunday.

The best QBs for rescuing their teams with last minute heroics are also Catholics. They have said the Hail Mary 50,000 times in their lives, so they know how to get it right with a game-winning pass to the end zone.

[muwarrior69]

I appreciate anyone attempting to bring joy into the world in the face of pain.

...so says every mother.

[tower912]

The affliction for middle aged and older men when the tufts of hair along the top rims of their glasses gets too long and develops it's own ideas about what it wants to do.

AI brow.

[tower912]

It is good that everyone is staying h on top of how the season is going and staying diligent in their criticisms.

You never want to get caught with your pans down.

[tower912]

I really admire the architects who designed all of those incredibly ornate old churches with all of the arches and sculptures and stained glass.


I appreciate their go for baroque attitude.

[Scoop Snoop]

2 groaners:

A blind man picked up a hammer and saw.

A man seated in a restaurant asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter replied "Nothing fancy Sir. We just tell them they're going to die."

[Scoop Snoop]

There are some cattle of French origin in our area. You can tell when they are nearby, even if they are not in view. How? Listen very closely, and you will hear them. Mooii.  Mooiii

[StillAWarrior]

A blind man picked up a hammer and saw.

That brings back memories. My dad used to say, "'I see,' said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw."