Greg Anthony

[Coleman]

I remember hearing somewhere that you don't pay a hooker to come to your room, you pay her to leave

Bingo. These guys do this so they don't have to deal with the aftermath....

Sounds like Greg still has a different kind of aftermath to deal with now though.

[Lennys Tap]

Uh, I think a smart man once noted he paid hookers not to come over to his house but to get the f uck out when he was done...

The corollary is one man's definition of "eternity" - the time between when you come and she goes.