A chance for some preseason outlandish predictions

[MerrittsMustache]

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=33638.0

A similar thread already exists (link above).

My bold predictions.

- Cadougan leads the nation in assists
- Mayo wins BE Sixth Man
- Jamil Wilson averages a double-double
- Six players average double-figures scoring
- Marquette is ranked in the top 10 at some point in the season

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

National Championship

[warriorchick]

National Championship

National Championship, plus Buzz and Larry tongue-kiss at center court while holding the trophy.

[Bocephys]

National Championship, plus Buzz and Larry tongue-kiss at center court while holding the trophy.

And get handsy, but in a totally appropriate, over the pants, sort of way.

[Lennys Tap]

MU makes Elite 8. LW gives Don Walker a "Mission Accomplished" interview, citing the team's success as definitive evidence that he's made Buzz a better coach. Buzz leaves for IUPUI.

[flash]

My Bold Predictions

1. Otule will be healthy for the entire season
2. Vander Blue will become a consistent 3 point shooter
3. MU will finish top 3 in the Big East

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

MU starts the season 1-0

[muwarrior69]

Chicos will be un-banned.

[real chili 83]

Chicos buys scoop, bans everyone else, and becomes the sole poster along with Hoopaloop.

The two of them exceed 47,000 posts in the first 2 hours after the sale.

[ATL MU Warrior]

Chicos buys scoop, bans everyone else, and becomes the sole poster along with Hoopaloop.

The two of them exceed 47,000 posts in the first 2 hours after the sale.

This is very funny.  Well done.

[muwarrior69]

So what is Scoop worth?

[JD]

Probably will be outlandish to most but not I....

Vander will lead the team in scoring, minutes, shooting %, and rebounds behind De'De'

[Lennys Tap]

So what is Scoop worth?

Assuming a P/E ratio of 14:1, approximately 456 billion.

[muwarrior69]

Assuming a P/E earnings ratio of 14:1, approximately 456 billion.

Actually I was waiting for someone to say....Priceless!

[Toolbox]

Am I the only one who thinks we're going to struggle this year?  Maybe sneak in the Tourney as an 11 or 12 seed.....I just don't see us able to compete with OSU, Florida, Texas/UNC (if we beat Butler).....Maybe finish 500 in the BE.  Too may people are not seeing the forest for the trees, but I'm only an NBA scout so what do I know.....

[Benny B]

Am I the only one who thinks we're going to struggle this year?  Maybe sneak in the Tourney as an 11 or 12 seed.....I just don't see us able to compete with OSU, Florida, Texas/UNC (if we beat Butler).....Maybe finish 500 in the BE.  Too may people are not seeing the forest for the trees, but I'm only an NBA scout so what do I know.....

Seeing as how you're not an NCAA scout, I'd say MU will be just fine.