A Wisconsin fan walks into EPCOT...

[tower912]

With God as my witness.....I was at Epcot with my family.    There were some street performers doing an act on trashcans....all sorts of cool beats and rhythms.    A guy walks past them wearing a Wisconsin t-shirt.   He gives them a look of contempt, turns to his wife and says  "they play too fast."    I almost fell off of my bench.   My wife wanted to know why I was laughing so hard and I told her that the context would take too long. 

[brewcity77]

Oh my lord...that's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Wow...so perfect, so perfectly perfect 

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Lemme guess. A white guy that prefers Swing.

[Tugg Speedman]

Lemme guess. A white guy that prefers Swing.

nice!

[Otule's Glass Eye]

Hilarious