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Title: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2008, 12:33:40 AM
Sorry, just got home from vacation and found this in my mailbox....how incredibly underwhelming.

Careful what you wish for fellas....ah, careful what you wish for.   :-\







Marquette Alumni,

I am pleased to share with you this very exciting news about the Marquette Men's Basketball program. Please read the important announcement ahead.


Brent "Buzz" Williams Named 16th Head Coach At Marquette
Current Assistant Coach Promoted To Top Position

Milwaukee - Brent "Buzz" Williams, a highly respected recruiter and veteran of the collegiate coaching ranks, has been named the 16th head coach of the Marquette University men's basketball program, MU President Robert A. Wild, S.J., and Director of Athletics Steve Cottingham confirmed Monday night.

The university will hold a press conference Tuesday (April 8) to formally introduce Williams. Students, faculty, staff, alumni and the general public are invited to attend. The press conference will begin at 2 p.m. at the Al McGuire Center, 770 N. 12th St.

In 2007-08, Williams served as an assistant coach with the Golden Eagles in his first season at Marquette. MU concluded the year 25-10 and advanced to the second round of the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 2003.

His coaching career has included stints as an assistant, associate head and head coach. He has nearly 15 years of experience at the NCAA Division I level. Williams has recruited and coached over 20 players who have earned all-conference accolades, including one league player of the year and two conference freshmen of the year. 

"When I met with Buzz, I was convinced that he brings us a passion for college basketball and our BIG EAST conference, and a commitment to both Marquette and the high-level of play our fans have come to expect from Marquette basketball," Father Wild said.

Williams arrived in Milwaukee after serving for one season as the head coach at the University of New Orleans. He guided the Privateers to a 14-win campaign in 2006-07 and his roster featured Bo McCalebb, the Sun Belt Conference Player of the Year. UNO (14-17) claimed fourth place in the Sun Belt's Western Division and advanced to the league tournament quarterfinals. His recruiting class for the 2007-08 season was ranked in the top 50 nationally by HoopScoop Online.

Prior to UNO, Williams served as an assistant coach and recruiting coordinator at Texas A&M for two seasons (2004-05 - 2005-06) under head coach Billy Gillispie. Both of his recruiting classes with the Aggies were ranked among the best in the nation and featured some of the top-ranked talent at the prep level. The squad made its first NCAA Tournament appearance in 25 years in 2005-06 and the previous team posted the top turnaround in the nation, improving its win total in 2004-05 by 14 games compared to 2003-04.

"Early on in this process it became clear that Buzz provided the right fit the University was looking for as the men's basketball program at Marquette begins another era in its storied history," Director of Athletics Steve Cottingham said.  "Buzz is a tireless worker, a nationally recognized recruiter and has developed a quality relationship with the players and staff during his tenure at Marquette. All of these qualities, as well as many others, make me confident he will be able to continue the program's continued rise at the national level."

Williams spent four seasons (2000-01 - 2003-04) at Colorado State, serving as an assistant the first three seasons before being promoted to associate head coach in 2003-04. Two of his recruiting classes were ranked among the 40-best in the nation, including the 2003 group, which was tabbed No. 1 in the Western Athletic Conference.

Colorado State made its first NCAA Tournament appearance in 13 years during his tenure and he was named one of the top assistants in the country by HoopScoop Online.

Williams was previously an assistant at Northwestern State (1999-2000), Texas A&M- Kingsville (1998-99) and Texas-Arlington (1994-98).

Williams signed the highest-rated recruiting class in the history of the Southland Conference while at Northwestern State. The Demons advanced to their first ever NCAA tournament the following season and two of his recruited players were named All-Conference, while one was tabbed Southland Conference Tournament MVP.

His accomplishments at Texas A&M-Kingsville include signing the 1998-99 Lone Star Conference Freshman of the Year and a third team All-America guard from Panola Junior College.

At Texas-Arlington, Williams recruited a Southland Conference Freshman of the Year and signed the first Academic All-American in the school's history.

Williams was a student assistant coach from 1992-94 at Oklahoma City University where he assisted the team to the 1994 NAIA championship after it advanced to the Sweet 16 the previous season.

Williams served as a student assistant from 1990-92 at Navarro College (Corsicana, Texas) where the team won consecutive conference titles while sporting a 45-17 record during his tenure.

The Van Alstyne, Texas, native earned a bachelor's degree in kinesiology from Oklahoma City University in 1994 before completing his master's work in the same field at Texas A&M-Kingsville in 1999.

Williams is married to the former Corey Norman and the couple has one daughter, Zera, and two sons, Calvin and Mason.



Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Norm on April 08, 2008, 01:00:02 AM
Not to nitpick too much, but Williams bio credits him with signing top rated recruiting classes while an assistant coach:

"Both of his recruiting classes with the Aggies were ranked among the best in the nation..."

"Two of his recruiting classes [at Colorado State] were ranked among the 40-best in the nation..."

"Williams signed the highest-rated recruiting class in the history of the Southland Conference while at Northwestern State."

"His accomplishments at Texas A&M-Kingsville include signing the 1998-99 Lone Star Conference Freshman of the Year and a third team All-America guard from Panola Junior College."

"At Texas-Arlington, Williams recruited a Southland Conference Freshman of the Year and signed the first Academic All-American in the school's history."

These descriptions make it sound as if he was the head coach, not the assistant coach. He may have helped with these classes, but he did not sign them - the head coaches at those schools did.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2008, 12:29:51 PM
Quote from: Norm on April 08, 2008, 01:00:02 AM
Not to nitpick too much, but Williams bio credits him with signing top rated recruiting classes while an assistant coach:

"Both of his recruiting classes with the Aggies were ranked among the best in the nation..."

"Two of his recruiting classes [at Colorado State] were ranked among the 40-best in the nation..."

"Williams signed the highest-rated recruiting class in the history of the Southland Conference while at Northwestern State."

"His accomplishments at Texas A&M-Kingsville include signing the 1998-99 Lone Star Conference Freshman of the Year and a third team All-America guard from Panola Junior College."

"At Texas-Arlington, Williams recruited a Southland Conference Freshman of the Year and signed the first Academic All-American in the school's history."

These descriptions make it sound as if he was the head coach, not the assistant coach. He may have helped with these classes, but he did not sign them - the head coaches at those schools did.


Even if it was the case we need Top 20 recruiting classes at the very least. "Top 40" should not ever be in the same paragraph as Marquette basketball.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: nyg on April 08, 2008, 12:32:55 PM
The first sentence stated a "highly respected recruiter"  You would think it should have stated a "highly respected coach".
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Ready2Fly on April 08, 2008, 12:39:33 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2008, 12:33:40 AM
Sorry, just got home from vacation and found this in my mailbox....how incredibly underwhelming.

Careful what you wish for fellas....ah, careful what you wish for.   :-\







Marquette Alumni,

I am pleased to share with you this very exciting news about the Marquette Men's Basketball program. Please read the important announcement ahead.


Brent "Buzz" Williams Named 16th Head Coach At Marquette
Current Assistant Coach Promoted To Top Position

Milwaukee - Brent "Buzz" Williams, a highly respected recruiter and veteran of the collegiate coaching ranks, has been named the 16th head coach of the Marquette University men's basketball program, MU President Robert A. Wild, S.J., and Director of Athletics Steve Cottingham confirmed Monday night.

The university will hold a press conference Tuesday (April 8) to formally introduce Williams. Students, faculty, staff, alumni and the general public are invited to attend. The press conference will begin at 2 p.m. at the Al McGuire Center, 770 N. 12th St.

In 2007-08, Williams served as an assistant coach with the Golden Eagles in his first season at Marquette. MU concluded the year 25-10 and advanced to the second round of the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 2003.

His coaching career has included stints as an assistant, associate head and head coach. He has nearly 15 years of experience at the NCAA Division I level. Williams has recruited and coached over 20 players who have earned all-conference accolades, including one league player of the year and two conference freshmen of the year. 

"When I met with Buzz, I was convinced that he brings us a passion for college basketball and our BIG EAST conference, and a commitment to both Marquette and the high-level of play our fans have come to expect from Marquette basketball," Father Wild said.

Williams arrived in Milwaukee after serving for one season as the head coach at the University of New Orleans. He guided the Privateers to a 14-win campaign in 2006-07 and his roster featured Bo McCalebb, the Sun Belt Conference Player of the Year. UNO (14-17) claimed fourth place in the Sun Belt's Western Division and advanced to the league tournament quarterfinals. His recruiting class for the 2007-08 season was ranked in the top 50 nationally by HoopScoop Online.

Prior to UNO, Williams served as an assistant coach and recruiting coordinator at Texas A&M for two seasons (2004-05 - 2005-06) under head coach Billy Gillispie. Both of his recruiting classes with the Aggies were ranked among the best in the nation and featured some of the top-ranked talent at the prep level. The squad made its first NCAA Tournament appearance in 25 years in 2005-06 and the previous team posted the top turnaround in the nation, improving its win total in 2004-05 by 14 games compared to 2003-04.

"Early on in this process it became clear that Buzz provided the right fit the University was looking for as the men's basketball program at Marquette begins another era in its storied history," Director of Athletics Steve Cottingham said.  "Buzz is a tireless worker, a nationally recognized recruiter and has developed a quality relationship with the players and staff during his tenure at Marquette. All of these qualities, as well as many others, make me confident he will be able to continue the program's continued rise at the national level."

Williams spent four seasons (2000-01 - 2003-04) at Colorado State, serving as an assistant the first three seasons before being promoted to associate head coach in 2003-04. Two of his recruiting classes were ranked among the 40-best in the nation, including the 2003 group, which was tabbed No. 1 in the Western Athletic Conference.

Colorado State made its first NCAA Tournament appearance in 13 years during his tenure and he was named one of the top assistants in the country by HoopScoop Online.

Williams was previously an assistant at Northwestern State (1999-2000), Texas A&M- Kingsville (1998-99) and Texas-Arlington (1994-98).

Williams signed the highest-rated recruiting class in the history of the Southland Conference while at Northwestern State. The Demons advanced to their first ever NCAA tournament the following season and two of his recruited players were named All-Conference, while one was tabbed Southland Conference Tournament MVP.

His accomplishments at Texas A&M-Kingsville include signing the 1998-99 Lone Star Conference Freshman of the Year and a third team All-America guard from Panola Junior College.

At Texas-Arlington, Williams recruited a Southland Conference Freshman of the Year and signed the first Academic All-American in the school's history.

Williams was a student assistant coach from 1992-94 at Oklahoma City University where he assisted the team to the 1994 NAIA championship after it advanced to the Sweet 16 the previous season.

Williams served as a student assistant from 1990-92 at Navarro College (Corsicana, Texas) where the team won consecutive conference titles while sporting a 45-17 record during his tenure.

The Van Alstyne, Texas, native earned a bachelor's degree in kinesiology from Oklahoma City University in 1994 before completing his master's work in the same field at Texas A&M-Kingsville in 1999.

Williams is married to the former Corey Norman and the couple has one daughter, Zera, and two sons, Calvin and Mason.





I think it's disingenuous to say the he recruited AND coached those all-conference players.  If the conference player of the year they're referring to is Acie Law, he did not recruit him, just coached him.  It makes it sound like those players came to play under his tutelage, when he was probably hired as an assistant after a lot of them were on board with the program.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: only a warrior on April 08, 2008, 12:40:05 PM
I thought priests weren't supposed to lie...... :D
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
Quote from: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2008, 12:29:51 PM
Even if it was the case we need Top 20 recruiting classes at the very least. "Top 40" should not ever be in the same paragraph as Marquette basketball.

How about the song library of our Pep Band?
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: madtownwarrior on April 08, 2013, 09:25:44 PM
ASPFTP- Another stupid post from the past
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: mu_hilltopper on April 08, 2013, 09:36:32 PM
We should have a new rule .. anyone who bumps an old thread gets a day ban for each year the thread was bumped.  Unless it was awesome.  And no threads about Crean leaving, traditionals, Hiroshima, Chicos baiting, nor Larry Williams are awesome.

Threads about the Warrior name travesty are always awesome, though.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Sir Lawrence on April 08, 2013, 09:49:50 PM
Notre Dame hate threads are pretty welcome too, yes?
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: real chili 83 on April 08, 2013, 09:51:48 PM
Quote from: Sir Lawrence on April 08, 2013, 09:49:50 PM
Notre Dame hate threads are pretty welcome too, yes?

Hell yes.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on April 08, 2013, 09:52:48 PM
I also enjoy the real chili recipe bump from time to time.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: real chili 83 on April 08, 2013, 09:54:50 PM
Quote from: Frenns Liquor Depot on April 08, 2013, 09:52:48 PM
I also enjoy the real chili recipe bump from time to time.

Hell yes!
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 08, 2013, 10:00:39 PM
Crean sucks ass.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2013, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on April 08, 2013, 09:36:32 PM
We should have a new rule .. anyone who bumps an old thread gets a day ban for each year the thread was bumped.  Unless it was awesome.  And no threads about Crean leaving, traditionals, Hiroshima, Chicos baiting, nor Larry Williams are awesome.

Threads about the Warrior name travesty are always awesome, though.

How about the fact that the original post from Chicos included a mention that he just got back from vacation. If he didn't name drop, brag, and defend Crean, what would this board be?
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: 🏀 on April 08, 2013, 10:05:53 PM
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on April 08, 2013, 09:36:32 PM
We should have a new rule .. anyone who bumps an old thread gets a day ban for each year the thread was bumped.  Unless it was awesome.  And no threads about Crean leaving, traditionals, Hiroshima, Chicos baiting, nor Larry Williams are awesome.

Threads about the Warrior name travesty are always awesome, though.

Love this rule.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on April 08, 2013, 10:14:38 PM
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on April 08, 2013, 09:36:32 PM
We should have a new rule .. anyone who bumps an old thread gets a day ban for each year the thread was bumped.  Unless it was awesome.  And no threads about Crean leaving, traditionals, Hiroshima, Chicos baiting, nor Larry Williams are awesome.

Threads about the Warrior name travesty are always awesome, though.
or you can just not look at those threads - I ignore those that aren't interesting to me... Can we choose to ban those people?
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:16:07 PM
Quote from: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2013, 10:03:56 PM
How about the fact that the original post from Chicos included a mention that he just got back from vacation. If he didn't name drop, brag, and defend Crean, what would this board be?

Another White Trash Weekend on the river?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3_XNQtvoXvyQEebAJtkSUt_PjL6zQQwx6LV3-oHDqwC_D_uL9mw)
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:17:14 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:16:07 PM
Another White Trash Weekend on the river?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3_XNQtvoXvyQEebAJtkSUt_PjL6zQQwx6LV3-oHDqwC_D_uL9mw)

Love the name of that rig, the "Panty Dropper" Just the thing for a White Trash Weekend!
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Lennys Tap on April 08, 2013, 10:25:09 PM
Quote from: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2013, 10:03:56 PM
How about the fact that the original post from Chicos included a mention that he just got back from vacation. If he didn't name drop, brag, and defend Crean, what would this board be?

Awesome?
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:36:55 PM
The Panty Dropper reference reminded me of a piece written by a Marine C 130 Driver shooting an approach at Baghdad:

There I was at six thousand feet over central Iraq, two hundred eighty knots and we're dropping faster than Paris Hilton's panties. It's a typical September evening in the Persian Gulf; hotter than a rectal thermometer and I'm sweating like a priest at a Cub Scout meeting. But that's neither here nor there. The night is moonless over Baghdad tonight, and blacker than a Steven King novel.

But it's 2006, folks, and I'm sporting the latest in night-combat technology - namely, hand-me-down night vision goggles (NVGs) thrown out by the fighter boys. Additionally, my 1962 Lockheed C-130E Hercules is equipped with an obsolete, yet, semi-effective missile warning system (MWS). The MWS conveniently makes a nice soothing tone in your headset just before the missile explodes into your airplane. Who says you can't polish a turd?

At any rate, the NVGs are illuminating Baghdad International Airport like the Las Vegas Strip during a Mike Tyson fight. These NVGs are the cat's ass. But I've digressed. The preferred method of approach tonight is the random shallow. This tactical maneuver allows the pilot to ingress the landing zone in an unpredictable manner, thus exploiting the supposedly secured perimeter of the airfield in an attempt to avoid enemy surface-to-air-missiles and small arms fire.

Personally, I wouldn't bet my pink ass on that theory but the approach is fun as hell and that's the real reason we fly it. We get a visual on the runway at three miles out, drop down to one thousand feet above the ground, still maintaining two hundred eighty knots.

Now the fun starts. It's pilot appreciation time as I descend the mighty Herc to six hundred feet and smoothly, yet very deliberately, yank into a sixty degree left bank, turning the aircraft ninety degrees offset from runway heading. As soon as we roll out of the turn, I reverse turn to the right a full two hundred seventy degrees in order to roll out aligned with the runway. Some aeronautical genius coined this maneuver the "Ninety/Two-Seventy." Chopping the power during the turn, I pull back on the yoke just to the point my nether regions start to sag, bleeding off energy in order to configure the pig for landing.

"Flaps Fifty!, landing Gear Down!, Before Landing Checklist!" I look over at the copilot and he's shaking like a cat shitting on a sheet of ice. Looking further back at the navigator, and even through the Nags, I can clearly see the wet spot spreading around his crotch. Finally, I glance at my steely eyed flight engineer. His eyebrows rise in unison as a grin forms on his face. I can tell he's thinking the same thing I am .... "Where do we find such fine young men?"

"Flaps One Hundred!" I bark at the shaking cat. Now it's all aim-point and airspeed. Aviation 101, with the exception there are no lights, I'm on NVGs, it's Baghdad, and now tracers are starting to crisscross the black sky. Naturally, and not at all surprisingly, I grease the Goodyear's on brick-one of runway 33 left, bring the throttles to ground idle and then force the props to full reverse pitch. Tonight, the sound of freedom is my four Hamilton Standard propellers chewing through the thick, putrid, Baghdad air. The huge, one hundred thirty-thousand pound, lumbering whisper pig comes to a lurching stop in less than two thousand feet. Let's see a Viper do that!

We exit the runway to a welcoming committee of government issued Army grunts. It's time to download their beans and bullets and letters from their sweethearts, look for war booty, and of course, urinate on Saddam's home. Walking down the crew entry steps with my lowest-bidder, Beretta 92F, 9 millimeter strapped smartly to my side, look around and thank God, not Allah, I'm an American and I'm on the winning team. Then I thank God I'm not in the Army.

Knowing once again I've cheated death, I ask myself, "What in the hell am I doing in this mess?" Is it Duty, Honor, and Country? You bet your ass. Or could it possibly be for the glory, the swag, and not to mention, chicks dig the Air Medal. There's probably some truth there too. But now is not the time to derive the complexities of the superior, cerebral properties of the human portion of the aviator-man-machine model. It is however, time to get out of this hole. Hey copilot, how's 'bout the 'Before Starting Engines Checklist."


This is a great piece, if not somewhat overdone. Flying into BIAP at night back then was like flying through 4th of July fireworks in NYC. The sky was filled with flying metal, every Haji hoping that he pickled off the Golden BB to bring your Infidel A$$ crashing down to the sacred sand of Babylon. I can just smell the JP8, cordite, hydraulic fluid, and that weird humid desert night air in Iraq by reading this. You can take the warrior out of Iraq but you can never take Iraq out of the warrior. God help me but I love it so...
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: 🏀 on April 08, 2013, 10:40:34 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:36:55 PM
The Panty Dropper reference reminded me of a piece written by a Marine C 130 Driver shooting an approach at Baghdad:

There I was at six thousand feet over central Iraq, two hundred eighty knots and we're dropping faster than Paris Hilton's panties. It's a typical September evening in the Persian Gulf; hotter than a rectal thermometer and I'm sweating like a priest at a Cub Scout meeting. But that's neither here nor there. The night is moonless over Baghdad tonight, and blacker than a Steven King novel.

But it's 2006, folks, and I'm sporting the latest in night-combat technology - namely, hand-me-down night vision goggles (NVGs) thrown out by the fighter boys. Additionally, my 1962 Lockheed C-130E Hercules is equipped with an obsolete, yet, semi-effective missile warning system (MWS). The MWS conveniently makes a nice soothing tone in your headset just before the missile explodes into your airplane. Who says you can't polish a turd?

At any rate, the NVGs are illuminating Baghdad International Airport like the Las Vegas Strip during a Mike Tyson fight. These NVGs are the cat's ass. But I've digressed. The preferred method of approach tonight is the random shallow. This tactical maneuver allows the pilot to ingress the landing zone in an unpredictable manner, thus exploiting the supposedly secured perimeter of the airfield in an attempt to avoid enemy surface-to-air-missiles and small arms fire.

Personally, I wouldn't bet my pink ass on that theory but the approach is fun as hell and that's the real reason we fly it. We get a visual on the runway at three miles out, drop down to one thousand feet above the ground, still maintaining two hundred eighty knots.

Now the fun starts. It's pilot appreciation time as I descend the mighty Herc to six hundred feet and smoothly, yet very deliberately, yank into a sixty degree left bank, turning the aircraft ninety degrees offset from runway heading. As soon as we roll out of the turn, I reverse turn to the right a full two hundred seventy degrees in order to roll out aligned with the runway. Some aeronautical genius coined this maneuver the "Ninety/Two-Seventy." Chopping the power during the turn, I pull back on the yoke just to the point my nether regions start to sag, bleeding off energy in order to configure the pig for landing.

"Flaps Fifty!, landing Gear Down!, Before Landing Checklist!" I look over at the copilot and he's shaking like a cat crapting on a sheet of ice. Looking further back at the navigator, and even through the Nags, I can clearly see the wet spot spreading around his crotch. Finally, I glance at my steely eyed flight engineer. His eyebrows rise in unison as a grin forms on his face. I can tell he's thinking the same thing I am .... "Where do we find such fine young men?"

"Flaps One Hundred!" I bark at the shaking cat. Now it's all aim-point and airspeed. Aviation 101, with the exception there are no lights, I'm on NVGs, it's Baghdad, and now tracers are starting to crisscross the black sky. Naturally, and not at all surprisingly, I grease the Goodyear's on brick-one of runway 33 left, bring the throttles to ground idle and then force the props to full reverse pitch. Tonight, the sound of freedom is my four Hamilton Standard propellers chewing through the thick, putrid, Baghdad air. The huge, one hundred thirty-thousand pound, lumbering whisper pig comes to a lurching stop in less than two thousand feet. Let's see a Viper do that!

We exit the runway to a welcoming committee of government issued Army grunts. It's time to download their beans and bullets and letters from their sweethearts, look for war booty, and of course, urinate on Saddam's home. Walking down the crew entry steps with my lowest-bidder, Beretta 92F, 9 millimeter strapped smartly to my side, look around and thank God, not Allah, I'm an American and I'm on the winning team. Then I thank God I'm not in the Army.

Knowing once again I've cheated death, I ask myself, "What in the hell am I doing in this mess?" Is it Duty, Honor, and Country? You bet your ass. Or could it possibly be for the glory, the swag, and not to mention, chicks dig the Air Medal. There's probably some truth there too. But now is not the time to derive the complexities of the superior, cerebral properties of the human portion of the aviator-man-machine model. It is however, time to get out of this hole. Hey copilot, how's 'bout the 'Before Starting Engines Checklist."


This is a great piece, if not somewhat overdone. Flying into BIAP at night back then was like flying through 4th of July fireworks in NYC. The sky was filled with flying metal, every Haji hoping that he pickled off the Golden BB to bring your Infidel A$$ crashing down to the sacred sand of Babylon. I can just smell the JP8, cordite, hydraulic fluid, and that weird humid desert night air in Iraq by reading this. You can take the warrior out of Iraq but you can never take Iraq out of the warrior. God help me but I love it so...

Dumb. Save your time, skip this post.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:46:53 PM
Quote from: PTM on April 08, 2013, 10:40:34 PM
Dumb. Save your time, skip this post.

Figures a loser like you can't appreciate manly humor.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: 🏀 on April 08, 2013, 10:50:42 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:46:53 PM
Figures a loser like you can't appreciate manly humor.

I feel sorry for you and those that associate with you if that is humor.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: MerrittsMustache on April 08, 2013, 10:51:16 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:46:53 PM
Figures a loser like you can't appreciate manly humor.

Maybe he just appreciates humor that's, you know, humorous.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:52:31 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:16:07 PM
Another White Trash Weekend on the river?

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3_XNQtvoXvyQEebAJtkSUt_PjL6zQQwx6LV3-oHDqwC_D_uL9mw)

Nope, Four Seasons in Carlsbad at Aviara for that one.....probably more up your alley. 

:)
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:52:45 PM
Quote from: PTM on April 08, 2013, 10:50:42 PM
I feel sorry for you and those that associate with you if that is humor.

Figures you don't get it. Your big risk of the day is paper cuts and terminal boredom sitting in your little cube.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: JakeBarnes on April 08, 2013, 10:54:18 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:46:53 PM
Figures a loser like you can't appreciate manly humor.

I guffawed while rolling a cigarette in one hand while my other hand was sawing off my leg for a bet.  I then wrestled a gator and celebrated with an ultra rare steak while firing off m80s and my m1a.  Your humor was spot on.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2013, 10:54:49 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:52:31 PM
Nope, Four Seasons in Carlsbad at Aviara for that one.....probably more up your alley. 

:)

I need to get in on the satellite dish game.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:55:20 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:52:31 PM
Nope, Four Seasons in Carlsbad at Aviara for that one.....probably more up your alley. 

:)

I'm impressed. I've been there and played that course. I shoot 82 but was lucky to break 100 that day. Hotter than a pistol but what a great day of golf.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:56:17 PM
Quote from: MerrittsMustache on April 08, 2013, 10:51:16 PM
Maybe he just appreciates humor that's, you know, humorous.


I guess you had to be there Merritt. I've flown that approach many times and it was always hairy.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:58:00 PM
Quote from: Avenue Commons on April 08, 2013, 10:54:49 PM
I need to get in on the satellite dish game.

My wife's sister works for CBS and her husband is also in the television biz....it's their timeshare, they let us borrow it that week.  TV biz is crazy, you can definitely make a buck but it also puts a lot of folks in the grave early, lots of divorces, etc....I'm looking forward to a much quieter gig next...we'll see.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: 🏀 on April 08, 2013, 10:59:01 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:52:45 PM
Figures you don't get it. Your big risk of the day is paper cuts and terminal boredom sitting in your little cube.

If that was my day, I'd rather have that then trying to whip my old man balls out on a message board all day long.

Your shtick is tired and old. You clearly have issues, good luck with them. Back to ignore for the message board grandfather.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:59:38 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:55:20 PM
I'm impressed. I've been there and played that course. I shoot 82 but was lucky to break 100 that day. Hotter than a pistol but what a great day of golf.

It's one of those weird courses I do fairly well at before the elbow and shoulder injury...I currently don't play.  There are much easier courses than that one that I would hit the century mark often, but that one I was routinely in the upper 80's on...can't explain it.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: JakeBarnes on April 08, 2013, 11:06:53 PM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 10:55:20 PM
I'm impressed. I've been there and played that course. I shoot 82 but was lucky to break 100 that day. Hotter than a pistol but what a great day of golf.

For some reason I play better on those hotter than a pistol days in Arizona.  So many gorgeous courses out there (and during the summer... for the right price!).  I'll have to check out that course next time I am out in that area.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 11:09:09 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:59:38 PM
It's one of those weird courses I do fairly well at before the elbow and shoulder injury...I currently don't play.  There are much easier courses than that one that I would hit the century mark often, but that one I was routinely in the upper 80's on...can't explain it.

What I remember about Aviara is that it played long. And there were hazards that penalized aggressive play - which is how I play so I was in trouble a lot. It was a beautiful patch, though. It was ridiculously hot while we were there, too.

I should say we weren't at the 4 Seasons. We got a deal for military at the Hyatt. I think it was $150/night including breakfast and golf. Of course, once you added up the taxes and "resort fee" $150 became a hazy, distant memory. It was still a great deal and a helluva course. There were wives/SO's along, too, so it wasn't just golf and booze. That area is splendid and a good time was had by all. I would go back in a heart beat.  
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 08, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
Quote from: JakeBarnes on April 08, 2013, 11:06:53 PM
For some reason I play better on those hotter than a pistol days in Arizona.  So many gorgeous courses out there (and during the summer... for the right price!).  I'll have to check out that course next time I am out in that area.

I recommend it highly. Like I said, it plays long and you need to avoid the inevitable temptations most guys have looking to tame a course. It's a beautiful area with great spas so take the lady; you'll be a champ while getting to golf everyday!

I learned to fly the A 10 at Davis Monthan so I logged some serious hours in Tucson. I wasn't a snot nosed 2Lt going through the syllabus so I had a lot of free time and I knew a lot of guys stationed there so I became very familiar with the area courses.

Tucson National is great. The Combat Air Force holds its Weapons and Tactics Conference at D-M every October and Tucson Nat'l lets us hold a Tourney there. My favorite public is Fred Enke. We get to play Enke for $12 so we often snuck out around 1400 to get in 18 during the week. My fave though is Arizona National up on the mountainside. That is a spectacular desert course. One of the par 3's on the backside and the 18th tee are worth the price of admission. I heard they were having probs though so I'm not sure of its status. You should absolutely play it if in Tucson.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on April 08, 2013, 11:53:08 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 08, 2013, 10:58:00 PM
My wife's sister works for CBS and her husband is also in the television biz....it's their timeshare, they let us borrow it that week.  TV biz is crazy, you can definitely make a buck but it also puts a lot of folks in the grave early, lots of divorces, etc....I'm looking forward to a much quieter gig next...we'll see.
not sure if the MUScoop servers could handle Chicos with more free time... Current gig must be just slightly more time consuming than retirement.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 09, 2013, 12:37:54 AM
Quote from: sixstrings03 on April 08, 2013, 11:53:08 PM
not sure if the MUScoop servers could handle Chicos with more free time... Current gig must be just slightly more time consuming than retirement.

I work plenty of hours my friend, just different hours.  Sometimes when you are all cozy in your bed, I'm on a call.  Drives my wife crazy, but that's the deal.  Weekends, etc.  I don't judge your workload because I don't know, I'd suggest you do the same since you have no idea about mine.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 09, 2013, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: keefe on April 08, 2013, 11:09:09 PM
What I remember about Aviara is that it played long. And there were hazards that penalized aggressive play - which is how I play so I was in trouble a lot. It was a beautiful patch, though. It was ridiculously hot while we were there, too.

I should say we weren't at the 4 Seasons. We got a deal for military at the Hyatt. I think it was $150/night including breakfast and golf. Of course, once you added up the taxes and "resort fee" $150 became a hazy, distant memory. It was still a great deal and a helluva course. There were wives/SO's along, too, so it wasn't just golf and booze. That area is splendid and a good time was had by all. I would go back in a heart beat.  

Hyatt bought out the place from Four Seasons I think last year, or the year prior.  I haven't been there since 2010 or so.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: TJ on April 09, 2013, 12:51:47 AM
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on April 08, 2013, 09:36:32 PM
We should have a new rule .. anyone who bumps an old thread gets a day ban for each year the thread was bumped.  Unless it was awesome.  And no threads about Crean leaving, traditionals, Hiroshima, Chicos baiting, nor Larry Williams are awesome.

Threads about the Warrior name travesty are always awesome, though.
+1,000,000

I clicked on this thinking there was some sort of underwhelming news from MU (no, I did not immediately recognize that it said Fr. Wild) and was even more disappointed to find this garbage from 5 years ago.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 09, 2013, 01:11:59 AM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 09, 2013, 12:38:54 AM
Hyatt bought out the place from Four Seasons I think last year, or the year prior.  I haven't been there since 2010 or so.

We went there one week home from Afghanistan in 09. The hotel was Hyatt and separate from the Four Seasons. The Four Seasons had a hotel and residences. I recall when they opened a residence property in Jakarta the asking price was through the roof. If your sis and family have one of those they are doing mighty well.
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on April 09, 2013, 02:17:04 AM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 09, 2013, 12:37:54 AM
I work plenty of hours my friend, just different hours.  Sometimes when you are all cozy in your bed, I'm on a call.  Drives my wife crazy, but that's the deal.  Weekends, etc.  I don't judge your workload because I don't know, I'd suggest you do the same since you have no idea about mine.
>14k posts...
Title: Re: The email from Father Wild tonight
Post by: keefe on April 09, 2013, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 09, 2013, 12:37:54 AM
I work plenty of hours my friend, just different hours.  Sometimes when you are all cozy in your bed, I'm on a call.  Drives my wife crazy, but that's the deal.  Weekends, etc.  I don't judge your workload because I don't know, I'd suggest you do the same since you have no idea about mine.

I often see you DirecTV guys and your vans late at night. I guess when someone's dish falls off the roof and such your beeper goes off and you respond to the call? How often do you go on calls in the wee hours like that? Hope you guys are unionized so you get overtime for those late night calls.
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