New Years fireworks cancelled due to Thor the Walrus
https://www.rt.com/news/569260-walrus-new-year-uk/
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/people/scarborough-walrus-all-the-best-photos-of-thor-as-large-crowds-gather-to-see-rare-arctic-visitor-to-yorkshire-3970714
Looks like Thor has gone back to Sea
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/01/thor-the-walrus-filmed-returning-to-the-sea-at-scarborough
So YOU are Mugsy!
Is that the one from Avengers Endgame?
Thor is a good boy. :)
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 01, 2023, 05:42:44 PM
He looks delicious
Stop ridiculing and threatening our marine mammals. They're big sea puppies.
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 02, 2023, 06:23:21 AM
Stop ridiculing and threatening our marine mammals. They're big sea puppies.
I bet I could take Thor in a fight
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 02, 2023, 07:33:13 AM
I bet I could take Thor in a fight
Lol.
He might show some mercy in your case. Orphaned baby walruses behave exactly like puppies under human care. Although they weigh about 250 lbs. :)
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 02, 2023, 08:53:19 AM
Lol.
He might show some mercy in your case. Orphaned baby walruses behave exactly like puppies under human care. Although they weigh about 250 lbs. :)
Can he even dunk?
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 02, 2023, 08:55:19 AM
Can he even dunk?
Maybe if he was trained although probably unlikely. There was a sea otter at the Portland aquarium that dunked daily named Eddie. :)
The dude is a fat ass. Needs some cardio.
What does Thor and Tupperware have in common?
Quote from: real chili 83 on January 02, 2023, 10:11:11 AM
What does Thor and Tupperware have in common?
Bada Bing.
Why did the penguin break up with the walrus?
Because they were polar opposites.
Quote from: TSmith34 on January 02, 2023, 09:39:16 AM
The dude is a fat ass. Needs some cardio.
Walruses are naturally heavy and according to Greenlandic researchers never get full TSmith. They don't have self-esteem issues about their weight.
Yeah we don't need fat shaming here. I'm all about supporting Thor's body positivity.
Quote from: MuggsyB on January 02, 2023, 02:50:30 PM
Walruses are naturally heavy and according to Greenlandic researchers never get full TSmith. They don't have self-esteem issues about their weight.
I doubt Thor can box out
Goo goo g'joob
Quote from: The Sultan of Semantics on January 02, 2023, 02:53:05 PM
Yeah we don't need fat shaming here. I'm all about supporting Thor's body positivity.
A little less fatty mackerel and a little more orange roughy, you know? Maybe mix in a little seaweed and kelp, and for god's sake, get off the pavement and swim a few laps around the harbor once in the while.
Quote from: TSmith34 on January 02, 2023, 05:32:54 PM
A little less fatty mackerel and a little more orange roughy, you know? Maybe mix in a little seaweed and kelp, and for god's sake, get off the pavement and swim a few laps around the harbor once in the while.
Mix in some seaweed? He's a walrus!! They need clams and an assortment of shellfish. It's not their fault they don't get full TSmith and again they weigh north of 200 as walrus pups. Telling Olaf to mix in some seaweed is absurd.