Porky is hearing considerable chatter that UVM Catamounts Asst. Coach Ryan Schneider is a candidate of interest who might have even been contacted by MU officials prior to the public announcement of Wojo's departure. Supposedly he's a very well regarded assistant by "those in the know" and has been on the radar of both mid-major and major AD's but apparently not on the radar of any national CBB reporters. Porky has no idea if any of this is true, but it's worth reminding folks that Porky is a coastie who resides in a town with a considerable population of UVM alums and current students.
Goooo is intrigued by any poster who refers to him- or herself in the third person. He thinks it might be a sign of some otherworldly abilities, but he is still refining his theory about what those may be.
An assistant from Vermont gets Tower very amused. Tower will support him if hired. If he brings Ben and Jerry's for everyone.
Not sure if true. Not as seasoned as Ben Johnson. Rocky hopes we do better.
Quote from: rocky_warrior on March 22, 2021, 04:30:24 PM
Not sure if true. Not as seasoned as Ben Johnson. Rocky hopes we do better.
The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.
Quote from: PorkysButthole on March 22, 2021, 04:20:57 PM
Porky is hearing considerable chatter that UVM Catamounts Asst. Coach Ryan Schneider is a candidate of interest who might have even been contacted by MU officials prior to the public announcement of Wojo's departure. Supposedly he's a very well regarded assistant by "those in the know" and has been on the radar of both mid-major and major AD's but apparently not on the radar of any national CBB reporters. Porky has no idea if any of this is true, but it's worth reminding folks that Porky is a coastie who resides in a town with a considerable population of UVM alums and current students.
Uncle Rico will laugh his arse off if this is the hire and get buckets of popcorn to watch the meltdown. Uncle Rico thinks this is wildly unlikely
NickelDimer hopes this is porkys butthole telling these things to porky
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 22, 2021, 04:35:27 PM
Uncle Rico will laugh his arse off if this is the hire and get buckets of popcorn to watch the meltdown. Uncle Rico thinks this is wildly unlikely
Pakuni read Ryan Schneider's official bio and agrees with Uncle Rico.
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on March 22, 2021, 04:31:57 PM
The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.
Lazar thinks this is most likely. Lazar thinks Scoop would burn down if it was for Head Coach.
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on March 22, 2021, 04:31:57 PM
The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.
Rocky would think this makes sense given the talks before Wojo news.
Connie is with the Dr., but appreciates the whisperings from Porky.
Goose thinks Porky bumped his head over the weekend.
Please put down the crack pipe.
Silent Verbal thinks Marquette didn't put $9 million of donor money in a big pile, dump gasoline on it, and set it on fire so they could bring in an assistant from Vermont.
But if you are correct I apologize and I will pick up the crack pipe.
Quote from: Goose on March 22, 2021, 04:45:56 PM
Goose thinks Porky bumped his head over the weekend.
Porky's head was not bumped and has been of sound mind all weekend and since. Just reporting what Porky genuinely heard. Porky is dubious there's any merit to it as it seems very odd that MU would have their eyes on an Asst. from the America East. A Head Coach from that conference perhaps but even that seems dicey. Still, Porky would be remiss to not mention pen chatter in the spirt of overcommunication.
Porky
Goose appreciates all of your posts. Happy to hear no head injuries over the weekend. Goose hopes you keep us posted with any breaking news.
Porky is showing his inner Bob Dole.
Orson Wells said Hello.
The Judge doesn't like this rumor and may have to sentence Ryan Schneider to the gas chamber.
Ty for the info but lets pray its wrong
# donedeal!
Heisey thinks the only way this happens is if the ADs of Marquette and DePaul agree to swap positions and pick each other's new HC.
Of course if this happens, Heisey thinks Scholl picks Moser for DePaul.
Fook dis chit, aina?
If this happened we'd know how gopher fans feel, hey?
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on March 22, 2021, 04:31:57 PM
The MD thinks this was for Killings spot. East Coast ties.
This would make the most sense ( to most with minimal mental capacity)
Quote from: Heisenberg v2.0 on March 22, 2021, 05:36:47 PM
Heisey thinks the only way this happens is if the ADs of Marquette and DePaul agree to swap positions and pick each other's new HC.
Of course if this happens, Heisey thinks Scholl picks Moser for DePaul.
JLP picks herself MU head coach.
That would be hard since she wouldn't be involved in the AD swap.
Big Papi would find a corner and curl in the fetal position and cry for days if said Ryan Schneider was named the next coach for Marquette University.
Big Papi would laugh his butt off if DePaul hired Ryan Schneider and say I'm not surprised.
Quote from: Judge Smails on March 22, 2021, 05:30:27 PM
The Judge doesn't like this rumor and may have to sentence Ryan Schneider to the gas chamber.
I'm sure to want to but feel like you owe it to him...
Quote from: Judge Smails on March 22, 2021, 05:30:27 PM
The Judge doesn't like this rumor and may have to sentence Ryan Schneider to the gas chamber.
Heard you've sentenced kids even younger than him.
It gets me amused.....And I live in Vermont.....
Quote from: NorthernDancerColt on March 22, 2021, 10:19:48 PM
Heard you've sentenced kids even younger than him.
Didn't want to do it; felt I owed it to them.
The NorthernDancerColt normally doesn't like toiling for the big name head trainers. The NDC would rather breeze bullet workouts in company with my lesser name trainers' allowance horses than be the pre-dawn target fodder for the GradedStakes monsters sent out by the Bafferts of the world. The NDC finds his barn is mucked much nicer by the unknown assistant grooms than the big-time head corporate names.
However, the NorthernDancerColt lives in reality, and thus knows the future of the historic MU Stables THIS TIME cannot afford to be entrusted to an inexperienced exercise rider moonlighting as a trainer. Stud fees are declining and the barn is hanging by a Covid thread. If the NDC is gonna breeze 47 and change, he better know his trainer can read a condition book and properly space his two-minute licks to ready him for the first Saturday in May, er 3rd Sat of March. The NDC may have some age-related infirmities, but he needs a human he would run his eyeballs out for. Great workouts without a winning race to match in the afternoon....well..that's known as a morning glory....and the NDC and his MU stablemates have had enough of those here at the MU highlyUN-Stables.
TAMU loves Scoop. TAMU hopes it never changes.