After seeing valentines like this:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzTStCGWoAY2Dwd.png)
(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/f_auto/packers/ehftgciromnmjaapsmj0.jpg)
I thought it would be fun to come up with some MUBB Valentines. Someone who is better with Photoshop could probably do the actual design , but I came up with a few ideas for the text:
Sam and Joey: "Haus" about being our Valentine?
Markus: "Player" of the year? Only on the basketball court. You're the only one for me!
Matty: I just want to be Heldt by you.
Tommy, Mike, and Buddy: Last on the bench, but first in your heart.
What ideas do you have? And can we at least try to keep them romantic and not skeevy?
Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on February 14, 2019, 09:45:10 AM
Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?
(https://media.tenor.com/images/5d43580ba67a9e621646b846c45f6723/tenor.gif)
Wow.
Quote from: warriorchick on February 14, 2019, 09:32:15 AM
Sam and Joey: "Haus" about being our Valentine?
Markus: "Player" of the year? Only on the basketball court. You're the only one for me!
Matty: I just want to be Heldt by you.
Tommy, Mike, and Buddy: Last on the bench, but first in your heart.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JdSp86HKo1EhyHS/giphy.gif)
To warriorchick, for this thread.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/gdutgOaRxmNwY/giphy.gif?fbclid=IwAR3MQrK9e3zvLEuqIv6Gq-Wj4oCpgUMxruVhwgkODKZM6OPzn8C-8hd7mL8)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Glad my team
Is M-freakin'-U
I guess no one saw my tongue firmly implanted in my cheek.
You guys are no fun. I thought at the minimum you would enjoy making some puns.
By all means - go back to arguing about how much free throws matter and how minutes are going to be distributed next season. :)
Roses are red,
Chocolate makes you fatter,
Theo John is a stud,
because free throws no matta.
Badger fans are annoying,
and it should be called "Notre Lame."
My only concern next season,
is Brendan Bailey's minutes per game.
That's more like it.
Roses are red
Wear blue/gold everyday
My spellings not the best
Is Markus with a "c" or a "k"?
My heart can bailey contain its glee when Brendan touches the ball.
Roast beef is red
Fries are curly
Existence is pain
Eat at Arby's
I'll bring you breakfast in bed,
and wake you with a gentle nudge.
Just as long as you admit you were wrong about Wojo,
and that it takes 5 years to judge.
Superbar!
sorry someone had to do it
The Scooper I'd want
To make my lass
Would of course be chick
But glow'd kick my a$$
Quote from: Waldo Jeffers on February 14, 2019, 11:38:31 AM
Superbar!
sorry someone had to do it
My love for Marquette is never ending,
this team has come so far.
The most annoying thing about Scoop,
is when someone demands "Superbar!"
If you be my Valentine, I will love you to Morrow and always.
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Wojo.
Wojo who.
Wojo be my Valentine?
off topic... and a bit outdated
(http://www.korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sports-Valentines-Cards-Cubs.jpg)
My love leaves an impression
You'll never erase
Like that imprint of "SPAULDING"
On Sam Dekker's face.
I think this will fit right in.
https://painttouches.com/2019/02/14/marquette-valentines-day-cards/ (https://painttouches.com/2019/02/14/marquette-valentines-day-cards/)
(https://painttouches.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/mubb_rtm_1904193-1.jpg?w=400)
Quote from: pux90mex on February 14, 2019, 12:36:25 PM
I think this will fit right in.
https://painttouches.com/2019/02/14/marquette-valentines-day-cards/ (https://painttouches.com/2019/02/14/marquette-valentines-day-cards/)
(https://painttouches.files.wordpress.com/2019/02/mubb_rtm_1904193-1.jpg?w=400)
Nice!
(https://i.imgflip.com/2tpf92.jpg)
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on February 14, 2019, 09:45:10 AM
Not going to have time to run to CVS to buy Glow a card eh Chick?
Can probably get some good ideas from this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPPF9djzgg&fbclid=IwAR3dMeA99J48IVfwNc3i-el-0g0JfZlifK4kuOaCssq_9ynS1k51FGIejc0
Quote from: SERocks on February 14, 2019, 02:51:24 PM
Can probably get some good ideas from this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPPF9djzgg&fbclid=IwAR3dMeA99J48IVfwNc3i-el-0g0JfZlifK4kuOaCssq_9ynS1k51FGIejc0
Good old Charlie.
I wonder which of these he used on his wife, a former Miss Wisconsin USA?
Badgers are red
Warriors are blue
Brad Davison will squeeze your junk to show you how much he loves you
Roses are red
Louisville is too
If Rick offers dinner
He'll want a quick dessert too
Marquette wishes you
A Happy Valentine's Day
In Haiku Format
MU treats opponents
Like they've been hit by a hammer.
At the end of the game
They feel as bad as 4ever's grammar.
Quote from: MU82 on February 14, 2019, 11:40:01 AM
The Scooper I'd want
To make my lass
Would of course be chick
But glow'd kick my a$$
Very well done sir. Actually laughed out loud. ;D
It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide
We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run the big east with
All we could give
So excuse me for fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen
And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.
Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on February 14, 2019, 04:47:03 PM
It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide
We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run big east with
All we could give
So excuse me fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen
And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.
This makes me wish Glow Jr. still had access to MU's video editing lab. A decent karaoke singer and a few MUBB film highlights, and he would have a masterpiece on his hands.
Quote from: warriorchick on February 14, 2019, 09:32:15 AM
After seeing valentines like this:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzTStCGWoAY2Dwd.png)
(https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/f_auto/packers/ehftgciromnmjaapsmj0.jpg)
I thought it would be fun to come up with some MUBB Valentines. Someone who is better with Photoshop could probably do the actual design , but I came up with a few ideas for the text:
Sam and Joey: "Haus" about being our Valentine?
Markus: "Player" of the year? Only on the basketball court. You're the only one for me!
Matty: I just want to be Heldt by you.
Tommy, Mike, and Buddy: Last on the bench, but first in your heart.
What ideas do you have? And can we at least try to keep them romantic and not skeevy?
How dey say, "don't quit yo dey job, aina?"
Crean sucks red
Crean sucks blue
Turn your back
And he'll fook you too, aina?
Warriors are gold
Warriors are blue
Notre Dame sucks
And Bucky does too
Quote from: oldwarrior81 on February 14, 2019, 12:18:36 PM
off topic... and a bit outdated
(http://www.korkedbats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Sports-Valentines-Cards-Cubs.jpg)
Only 106 more years until the next one!
Which will only be available on the Cub channel.
From the Golden Seagull:
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(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27545227_1742645112466345_74867231948092429_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&oh=f674414214ba5b6f3db915c9d644a100&oe=5CF18BB6)
Sam's shot is golden
Markus' shot is true
Imagine how good we'd be
If we didn't have the worst 2
(By far.)
This thread proves that accountants and journalists have no senses of humor. That said, they get a gold star for trying.
ND sucks
ND sucks
Quote from: RushmoreAcademy on February 14, 2019, 04:47:03 PM
It's a little bit funny
Phil Booth's driving inside
Ed's not one of those who can
Easily slide
We don't have much muscle
But boy if we did
We'd run the big east with
All we could give
So excuse me for fouling
But these things I do
See I've forgotten if
We're in gold or baby blue
Anyway the thing is,
What I really mean,
That was the sweetest block
I've ever seen
And you can tell everybody
That you're Theo John
It maybe quite simple but
Now that your day's done
You see I don't mind
You see I you don't mind
If you foul out after two-thirds
How wonderful life is
Now John's in the world.
The better Elton John song is mostly about Brad Davison...
I miss the dearth (of opponent talent) so much...I miss my HS life
It's lonely guarding studs in perimeter space.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til (the next Irish) touchdown in a playoff you'll find
he's not the recruit UW thought he was at all...
Aw no no no....
He's the Flop-Hit man.
Jock-itch man...burning on his skin down there alone.
And defensive Science...he don't understand....it's just his job to flop (and nut punch) 5 days a week.
Uh Flop-Hit maaaaaaaaaan...he the flop-hit man.
Made silent love to my Italian beauty. Endowed with hot proteins of every variety, me clawing at the stringy delight. In the end, my date left me unfulfilled, a leftover for another day.
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on February 14, 2019, 11:06:42 PM
Made silent love to my Italian beauty. Endowed with hot proteins of every variety, me clawing at the stringy delight. In the end, my date left me unfulfilled, a leftover for another day.
Now, THAT's Amore
Roses are red
Vander is Blue
Wojo be da man
Whoop-a-de-do!
Quote from: NorthernDancerColt on February 14, 2019, 10:54:56 PM
The better Elton John song is mostly about Brad Davison...
I miss the dearth (of opponent talent) so much...I miss my HS life
It's lonely guarding studs in perimeter space.
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
til (the next Irish) touchdown in a playoff you'll find
he's not the recruit UW thought he was at all...
Aw no no no....
He's the Flop-Hit man.
Jock-itch man...burning on his skin down there alone.
And defensive Science...he don't understand....it's just his job to flop (and nut punch) 5 days a week.
Uh Flop-Hit maaaaaaaaaan...he the flop-hit man.
No.
One of the rules of writing a parody song is that you have to be able to sing it using the original music. You can't add six or eight extra syllables to every line.
The title is good, though.
Team chemistry is fantastic,
M2N's shot makes us drool,
Without Ners our team is just average,
Cuz he dunked in high school!
Boy this years been fun
After five years of yuck
One thing that's been consistent
Is the Rodents still suck