MUScoop

MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: MUEng92 on January 03, 2018, 08:17:44 PM

Title: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: MUEng92 on January 03, 2018, 08:17:44 PM
...is giving flashbacks to dial up internet with my Pentium Gateway 2000 tower computer
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: 4everwarriors on January 03, 2018, 08:18:49 PM
Very slow ta load. Somethin's fooked up in paradise, ai na?
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: CubillanSandwich on January 03, 2018, 08:21:53 PM
Shaka must be in town
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: forgetful on January 03, 2018, 08:23:04 PM
Was wondering if I was the only one.  Very slow.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: GB Warrior on January 03, 2018, 08:29:09 PM
I know net neutrality is bullchit, but stop being stingy with our membership dues, ai'na?
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: rocky_warrior on January 03, 2018, 08:29:30 PM
Yup, it's a problem.  I'll be working on it tomorrow.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: real chili 83 on January 03, 2018, 08:37:54 PM
Try a little WD-40
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: WarriorFan on January 03, 2018, 08:38:50 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on January 03, 2018, 08:37:54 PM
Try a little WD-40
or a hammer.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: MUMountin on January 03, 2018, 08:40:06 PM
Quote from: WarriorFan on January 03, 2018, 08:38:50 PM
or a hammer.

Turn it off and then back on--thats the advice I always get when I call IT
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: nyg on January 03, 2018, 08:41:41 PM
After I win the Powerball tonight, I'll buy you new faster server.........
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: Herman Cain on January 03, 2018, 08:42:06 PM
Clean up the porn off the Scoop server and it should be fine.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: Archies Bat on January 03, 2018, 08:42:45 PM
Quote from: MUMountin on January 03, 2018, 08:40:06 PM
Turn it off and then back on--thats the advice I always get when I call IT

Our IT Department works for me.  This is the most cost-efficient first step in IT problem diagnostics.

That, and make sure none of the connections have come loose.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: mu_hilltopper on January 03, 2018, 09:13:58 PM
I can't tell if there's too much Arby's sauce on the server, or not enough.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: wadesworld on January 03, 2018, 09:20:07 PM
Quote from: WarriorFan on January 03, 2018, 08:38:50 PM
or a hammer.

Ban hammer.  Drive the traffic down.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: GB Warrior on January 03, 2018, 09:22:27 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain on January 03, 2018, 08:42:06 PM
Clean up the porn off the Scoop server and it should be fine.

I don't think it's fair to get rid of all of Keefe's posts.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on January 03, 2018, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: rocky_warrior on January 03, 2018, 08:29:30 PM
Yup, it's a problem.  I'll be working on it tomorrow.

Too many crafties or ganjas? 
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: MUEng92 on January 03, 2018, 09:32:51 PM
I can't figure out if it's the fourth or fifth time you click a link that actually opens the link
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on January 03, 2018, 10:01:44 PM
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 03, 2018, 09:23:20 PM
Too many crafties or ganjas?

All kidding aside, thanks to the mods for a fun, great, and free community!  Scoop is Special.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: MU82 on January 03, 2018, 10:25:16 PM
Thanks for this thread. I was just about to re-start my computer because I thought it must have been lagging.

I cannot believe that with the outrageous salaries we pay the mods that this kind of thing can happen. Off with their heads!
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: 🏀 on January 03, 2018, 10:46:08 PM
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on January 03, 2018, 09:13:58 PM
I can't tell if there's too much Arby's sauce on the server, or not enough.

What's your address? I'll overnight 13 dozen packets.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on January 04, 2018, 06:15:47 AM
Quote from: PTM on January 03, 2018, 10:46:08 PM
What's your address? I'll overnight 13 dozen packets.

You really shouldn't steal from your employer.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: willie warrior on January 04, 2018, 06:21:44 AM
Quote from: Herman Cain on January 03, 2018, 08:42:06 PM
Clean up the porn off the Scoop server and it should be fine.
Better yet, allow all scoopers access to the porn.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: 🏀 on January 04, 2018, 06:33:58 AM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on January 04, 2018, 06:15:47 AM
You really shouldn't steal from your employer.

It's a perk of the position. Horsey sauce and high colon circulation rate.
Title: Re: The speed of MUScoop
Post by: Newsdreams on January 04, 2018, 01:56:09 PM
Quote from: real chili 83 on January 03, 2018, 08:37:54 PM
Try a little WD-40
Or Windex
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