Asking for a friend...
Just kidding, I'm asking for me. I have a weird situation and trying to figure out my options.
David Gruber - one call that's all guy - sits behind the MU bench.
Go to the game tonight and bump into him?
Lots of lawyers
details?
pics of the girl, assuming she is over 18?
Scoop is probably the last place I'd be looking for a lawyer.
Granted, I am married to one, and she'd be pretty pissed if I did. So if I ever come to Scoop looking for a lawyer, it's a pretty safe bet I'd be looking for a divorce lawyer in a few months... though probably not on Scoop.
Most lawyers are pretty specialized these days, so it would probably help if you briefly described the situation. It could be very general, like "real estate issue," "dispute with neighbor," "employment issue," "estate or tax question," etc.
I play one on TV.
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Plenty of lawyers on here.
Q: Watt's da difference between roadkill and a dead lawyer in da road?
A: Da roadkill has skidmarks in front of it, hey?
Quote from: Goose on December 21, 2017, 10:49:12 AM
Plenty of lawyers on here.
Also "Internet-enabled" Orthopods, fly fishermen, and basketball coaches. Scoop is the source for all things Scoopable.
"One post, we know it all".
Actually, plenty of great real life lawyers on here.
Quote from: MU82 on December 21, 2017, 10:23:42 AM
I play one on TV.
There were a series of commercials a few years back in which Richard Dysart, the old coot who played the big honcho on L.A. Law, was in a lab coat, pitching some big-pharma product.
Just once, I wanted to hear him say:
"I'm not a doctor, but I played a lawyer on TV."
Dental malpractice issue?
I fashion myself a sea lawyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw
I specialize in bird law.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on December 21, 2017, 09:25:37 AM
Most lawyers are pretty specialized these days, so it would probably help if you briefly described the situation. It could be very general, like "real estate issue," "dispute with neighbor," "employment issue," "estate or tax question," etc.
I second this. People are very specialized, and a lot of very experienced lawyers might have absolutely nothing to offer you.
Feel free to PM me if you'd like.
According to many I specialize in kangeroo courts
If this was a ploy to out the ambulance chasers, well done.
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This firm specializes
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Lob law bombs with Bob Loblaw.
Quote from: StillAWarrior on December 21, 2017, 01:30:25 PM
I second this. People are very specialized, and a lot of very experienced lawyers might have absolutely nothing to offer you.
Feel free to PM me if you'd like.
+1. If you can give up the general topic, I'm sure one of us can give you advice.
If it's a motorcycle injury, I highly suggest the Law Tigers. Because they ride, too, evidently. Honestly, I have no clue who those people are, but I think anyone billing themselves as any manner of big feline firm deserves a look.
If you're in Nevada and need a boxing champion with a JD, I suggest Joey Gilbert.
https://www.youtube.com/v/XHSi8GW8jXQ
Quote from: Eldon on December 21, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
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Lob law bombs with Bob Loblaw.
There's a personal injury attorney here in KC named Brad Bradshaw with billboards all around. Every time we drive by someone gives it the "Bob Loblaw" treatment
Word of advice... when looking for a lawyer on Scoop, don't just ask for one; simply find a thread where Scoopers can pretend to be lawyers, and even more of those who actually passed the bar will start coming out of the woodwork.
Quote from: Benny B on January 03, 2018, 10:25:23 AM
Word of advice... when looking for a lawyer on Scoop, don't just ask for one; simply find a thread where Scoopers can pretend to be lawyers, and even more of those who actually passed the bar will start coming out of the woodwork.
Only suckers take the bar.
Quote from: naginiF on December 21, 2017, 09:21:59 PM
There's a personal injury attorney here in KC named Brad Bradshaw with billboards all around. Every time we drive by someone gives it the "Bob Loblaw" treatment
Try coming to Florida. Every other billboard on Interstate 95 between Jacksonville and Miami is some ambulance chasing attorney promising billions in rewards against evil insurance companies.
And then there's TV. You'd think every Floridian is somehow seeking Justice. No wonder our court systems are clogged. MY God, our judges might have to work six hour days.
Quote from: dgies9156 on January 04, 2018, 04:11:41 AM
Try coming to Florida. Every other billboard on Interstate 95 between Jacksonville and Miami is some ambulance chasing attorney promising billions in rewards against evil insurance companies.
And then there's TV. You'd think every Floridian is somehow seeking Justice. No wonder our court systems are clogged. MY God, our judges might have to work six hour days.
Some people think they should live forever.