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Title: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: fjm on December 21, 2017, 07:52:40 AM
Asking for a friend...
Just kidding, I'm asking for me. I have a weird situation and trying to figure out my options.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: mu_hilltopper on December 21, 2017, 08:02:53 AM
David Gruber - one call that's all guy - sits behind the MU bench. 

Go to the game tonight and bump into him?
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Jay Bee on December 21, 2017, 08:15:07 AM
Lots of lawyers
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 21, 2017, 08:28:47 AM
details?

pics of the girl, assuming she is over 18? 
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Benny B on December 21, 2017, 09:01:13 AM
Scoop is probably the last place I'd be looking for a lawyer. 

Granted, I am married to one, and she'd be pretty pissed if I did.  So if I ever come to Scoop looking for a lawyer, it's a pretty safe bet I'd be looking for a divorce lawyer in a few months... though probably not on Scoop.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: GooooMarquette on December 21, 2017, 09:25:37 AM
Most lawyers are pretty specialized these days, so it would probably help if you briefly described the situation. It could be very general, like "real estate issue," "dispute with neighbor," "employment issue," "estate or tax question," etc.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: MU82 on December 21, 2017, 10:23:42 AM
I play one on TV.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Sheriff on December 21, 2017, 10:28:47 AM
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Goose on December 21, 2017, 10:49:12 AM
Plenty of lawyers on here.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 21, 2017, 10:54:43 AM
Q: Watt's da difference between roadkill and a dead lawyer in da road?


A: Da roadkill has skidmarks in front of it, hey?
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on December 21, 2017, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: Goose on December 21, 2017, 10:49:12 AM
Plenty of lawyers on here.

Also "Internet-enabled" Orthopods, fly fishermen, and basketball coaches. Scoop is the source for all things Scoopable.

"One post, we know it all".

Actually, plenty of great real life lawyers on here.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: MU82 on December 21, 2017, 11:11:53 AM
Quote from: MU82 on December 21, 2017, 10:23:42 AM
I play one on TV.

There were a series of commercials a few years back in which Richard Dysart, the old coot who played the big honcho on L.A. Law, was in a lab coat, pitching some big-pharma product.

Just once, I wanted to hear him say:

"I'm not a doctor, but I played a lawyer on TV."
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: real chili 83 on December 21, 2017, 01:12:57 PM
Dental malpractice issue?
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: mu03eng on December 21, 2017, 01:18:40 PM
I fashion myself a sea lawyer.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: MUfan12 on December 21, 2017, 01:20:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: djvern414 on December 21, 2017, 01:20:55 PM
I specialize in bird law.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: StillAWarrior on December 21, 2017, 01:30:25 PM
Quote from: GooooMarquette on December 21, 2017, 09:25:37 AM
Most lawyers are pretty specialized these days, so it would probably help if you briefly described the situation. It could be very general, like "real estate issue," "dispute with neighbor," "employment issue," "estate or tax question," etc.

I second this.  People are very specialized, and a lot of very experienced lawyers might have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on December 21, 2017, 01:42:07 PM
According to many I specialize in kangeroo courts
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 21, 2017, 02:28:40 PM
If this was a ploy to out the ambulance chasers, well done.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: MerrittsMustache on December 21, 2017, 02:43:06 PM
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Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on December 21, 2017, 03:19:15 PM
This firm specializes
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Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Eldon on December 21, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
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Lob law bombs with Bob Loblaw.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Lighthouse 84 on December 21, 2017, 05:06:24 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on December 21, 2017, 01:30:25 PM
I second this.  People are very specialized, and a lot of very experienced lawyers might have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like.
+1.  If you can give up the general topic, I'm sure one of us can give you advice.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Benny B on December 21, 2017, 05:22:25 PM
If it's a motorcycle injury, I highly suggest the Law Tigers.  Because they ride, too, evidently.  Honestly, I have no clue who those people are, but I think anyone billing themselves as any manner of big feline firm deserves a look.

If you're in Nevada and need a boxing champion with a JD, I suggest Joey Gilbert.

https://www.youtube.com/v/XHSi8GW8jXQ
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: naginiF on December 21, 2017, 09:21:59 PM
Quote from: Eldon on December 21, 2017, 04:53:39 PM
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Lob law bombs with Bob Loblaw.
There's a personal injury attorney here in KC named Brad Bradshaw with billboards all around.  Every time we drive by someone gives it the "Bob Loblaw" treatment
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: Benny B on January 03, 2018, 10:25:23 AM
Word of advice... when looking for a lawyer on Scoop, don't just ask for one; simply find a thread where Scoopers can pretend to be lawyers, and even more of those who actually passed the bar will start coming out of the woodwork.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: jficke13 on January 03, 2018, 03:51:14 PM
Quote from: Benny B on January 03, 2018, 10:25:23 AM
Word of advice... when looking for a lawyer on Scoop, don't just ask for one; simply find a thread where Scoopers can pretend to be lawyers, and even more of those who actually passed the bar will start coming out of the woodwork.

Only suckers take the bar.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: dgies9156 on January 04, 2018, 04:11:41 AM
Quote from: naginiF on December 21, 2017, 09:21:59 PM
There's a personal injury attorney here in KC named Brad Bradshaw with billboards all around.  Every time we drive by someone gives it the "Bob Loblaw" treatment

Try coming to Florida. Every other billboard on Interstate 95 between Jacksonville and Miami is some ambulance chasing attorney  promising billions in rewards against evil insurance companies.

And then there's TV. You'd think every Floridian is somehow seeking Justice. No wonder our court systems are clogged. MY God, our judges might have to work six hour days.
Title: Re: Any Lawyers in scoop?
Post by: vogue65 on January 06, 2018, 01:40:51 AM
Quote from: dgies9156 on January 04, 2018, 04:11:41 AM
Try coming to Florida. Every other billboard on Interstate 95 between Jacksonville and Miami is some ambulance chasing attorney  promising billions in rewards against evil insurance companies.

And then there's TV. You'd think every Floridian is somehow seeking Justice. No wonder our court systems are clogged. MY God, our judges might have to work six hour days.

Some people think they should live forever.
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