Just sounds weird. All sorts of possible tangents. How about "Go, Marquette!"
AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!!
In before the lock. Jk lets kick some 'Murican a$$
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Battle of the Eagles!
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on December 20, 2017, 12:09:33 PM
Battle of the Eagles!
As a bald American who graduated from MU, this matchup has me conflicted.
American destruction is imminent.
I'm glad we aren't playing Freedom or Liberty.
I'm sure a tweet is imminent because we're all sitting while reading this thread instead of standing with our hands over our hearts.
Quote from: MU82 on December 20, 2017, 07:07:24 PM
I'm sure a tweet is imminent because we're all sitting while reading this thread instead of standing with our hands over our hearts.
Merry Christmas!
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on December 20, 2017, 09:45:18 PM
Merry Christmas!
And don't get me started about Rudolph.
I mean, all the others hate him. They laugh at him. They call him names. They think he's a piece of excrement.
But as soon as they figure out they can use him, then OK, they'll tolerate him being on the same sleigh reins.
Nothing worst than douchebag cliquey reindeer!
Happy Eid al-Adha!
GO WARRIORS!!!
They sure do know how to party
http://wjla.com/news/local/indoor-air-at-american-university-off-campus-house-party-tests-positive-for-alcohol
Quote from: MU82 on December 20, 2017, 10:27:45 PM
And don't get me started about Rudolph.
I mean, all the others hate him. They laugh at him. They call him names. They think he's a piece of excrement.
But as soon as they figure out they can use him, then OK, they'll tolerate him being on the same sleigh reins.
Nothing worst than douchebag cliquey reindeer!
I think Rudolph needs to speak with his shop steward! I'm assuming he's part of the Amalgamated Sleigh Pullers and Night Lighters Local 327, a division of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters.
Santa will have hell to pay for this one! Something about a hostile work environment.
Merry Christmas Scoopers!
Quote from: dgies9156 on December 21, 2017, 07:08:14 AM
I think Rudolph needs to speak with his shop steward! I'm assuming he's part of the Amalgamated Sleigh Pullers and Night Lighters Local 327, a division of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters.
Santa will have hell to pay for this one! Something about a hostile work environment.
Merry Christmas Scoopers!
Why do you think Santa's workshop is located at the North Pole? Mr. Claus invented off shore to get away from unions.
Quote from: Lazar's Headband on December 21, 2017, 09:04:05 AM
Why do you think Santa's workshop is located at the North Pole? Mr. Claus invented off shore to get away from unions.
Will have to move operations to US with new tax law.
...this is awesome...
Rudolph got a SWI after the rooftop stop at the AU frat. Apparently, his red nose drew the suspicion of the police. He is claiming that the house BAC seeped through the roof shingles and was absorbed into his hooves.
I cheered when Frosty melted!
I know, I know ... that's just cold.
(But not cold enough to keep that jamoke alive!)
What's truly odd is that Santa relies solely on a small body of water to keep the unwanted on the Island of Misfit Toys. You'd think want something a bit more formidable to keep them over in their own land.
Quote from: MU82 on December 21, 2017, 10:31:40 AM
I cheered when Frosty melted!
I know, I know ... that's just cold.
(But not cold enough to keep that jamoke alive!)
I heard a different story about his demise...that he got too excited when he saw the snow blower coming down the street and became overheated.
Quote from: Newsdreams on December 21, 2017, 09:23:53 AM
Will have to move operations to US with new tax law.
You and I both know those jobs are never coming back. As I type this, Santa Holdings Inc. is looking into building a fully automated plant in Texas and a second plant in North Africa. SHI is also positioning itself to buy the entire Toy's-R-Us inventory in bankruptcy court to tide them over for Christmas 2018 until the new plants come on line in 2019. Plus, the entire "Elf on a Shelf" division is getting scrapped and will be replaced by independent contractors as early as next year. Hey elves, good luck finding a job for the other 11 months of the year. And we all know the SHI Foundation is little more than a tax shelter to funnel money to Santa's cronies.
Merry Christmas, indeed!
Sell SHI at $90. Way overvalued. Growing through consolidation and takeovers. No new product and taking on too much debt.
Quote from: Lazar's Headband on December 21, 2017, 11:15:54 AM
You and I both know those jobs are never coming back. As I type this, Santa Holdings Inc. is looking into building a fully automated plant in Texas and a second plant in North Africa. SHI is also positioning itself to buy the entire Toy's-R-Us inventory in bankruptcy court to tide them over for Christmas 2018 until the new plants come on line in 2019. Plus, the entire "Elf on a Shelf" division is getting scrapped and will be replaced by independent contractors as early as next year. Hey elves, good luck finding a job for the other 11 months of the year. And we all know the SHI Foundation is little more than a tax shelter to funnel money to Santa's cronies.
Merry Christmas, indeed!
Ha! I bet you didn't even know about Putin's family majority investment position through the SHI foundation.
Quote from: Newsdreams on December 21, 2017, 11:56:48 AM
Ha! I bet you didn't even know about Putin's family majority investment position through the SHI foundation.
Everybody knows that. Who do you think hired the Grinch to steal Christmas? Can you say insurance fraud?
And one more thing. With naughty kids on the rise, who do you think is
really trying to revitalize the coal industry? You guessed it: Santa.
When OP said there were "all sorts of possible tangents" for this thread, I don't think he anticipated where this one was headed. Scoop is fun.
Quote from: Skitch on December 21, 2017, 04:21:39 AM
They sure do know how to party
http://wjla.com/news/local/indoor-air-at-american-university-off-campus-house-party-tests-positive-for-alcohol
"ambient air inside of the home registered a .01 on at least one police department-issued breathalyze."
You should be ashamed of yourself, ambient air.
[Below average at best] joke aside, without context, I have no idea of the significance of ambient air testing positive for alcohol.
And, now the "Little Sleigh Man" is getting into the action and is sending reindeer powered projectiles our way...
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http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Indoor-air-at-American-University-off-campus-house-party-tests-positive-for-alcohol-465722983.html
This would never happen at MU
Quote from: PBRme on December 21, 2017, 01:44:55 PM
http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Indoor-air-at-American-University-off-campus-house-party-tests-positive-for-alcohol-465722983.html
This would never happen at MU
Trying to figure out how this is possible. I mean you'd need to All only have strong enough alcohol that it's still trying to become a gas and have a tightly enclosed room right? college beer or jungle juice wouldn't do that.
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on December 21, 2017, 01:47:44 PM
Trying to figure out how this is possible. I mean you'd need to All only have strong enough alcohol that it's still trying to become a gas and have a tightly enclosed room right? college beer or jungle juice wouldn't do that.
Don't ruin a good story, man.
Quote from: GB Warrior on December 21, 2017, 02:07:27 PM
Don't ruin a good story, man.
Not ruining, just impressed
No Virginia. There isn't a Santa Claus anymore.
Here's the sad story of Santa's final trip...
A watch commander at the North American Air Defense Command saw an unidentified flying object appear on radar over Canada early in the evening of December 24th. The NORAD commander noted that the UFO was changing flight heading and speed as it crossed the Distant Early Warning ("DEW") line and headed for the United States.
A stir at NORAD command became more pronounced as the UFO moved closer and closer to American Air Space. The watch commander called a general who ordered three F22 fighter jets into the sky to intercept the UFO and identify it, as part of the Pentagon's $22.0 million UFO tracking and identification program. After about 20 minutes, the fighters found the object approaching the U.S. border near the Montana/North Dakota state line.
That's where things went southbound, very fast.
The itchy-fingered fighter pilots weren't sure what this low-tech device was. There was no transponder signal, running lights or other external markings to indicate the origin of the object. All the pilots could see was a faint red light at what appeared to be the front end of the object. As the object passed into sparsely populated Bottineau County, ND, it began to began to gain altitude and its heading changed to 120 degrees. At that point, the general in charge order the fighters to bring the object down to earth, whatever the cost.
The pilots fired two missiles and moments later, a large ball of flame was seen near Roth, ND. Trump Administration officials initially said the intrusion was from an illegal alien who did not have the proper authorizations to be in the United States. Defense Department officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, indicated that the intruder presented a security risk and was headed for Peace Air Force Base near Minot, ND and threatened the safety and security of east central North Dakota.
The truth was much harder to swallow.
Early Christmas morning, Bottineau County Sheriffs Deputies found the wreckage of the UFO about 25 miles south east of Roth in a wheat field. Burned and lying alongside the wreckage was eight large reindeer of a variety not seen in North Dakota since the receding of the last ice age. The wreckage also had thousands upon thousands of burnt toys and the remains of a heavy-set gentleman in a strange red suit. Bottineau County officials declined to identify the name of the man found in the remains pending notification of his next of kin.
As America woke up, thousands of children found themselves without Christmas presents. Angry parents immediately called talk-radio shows and demanded an immediate investigation. Republican House members noted that the person was an illegal alien while Democrats simply said, "what would you expect from this Administration?"
The Defense Department quickly seized all of the remains at the crash site and moved them to Area 51 in Nevada. A Congressional investigation was held in secret session and the results will be made public in 2345.
#MNPGA
Dgies,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_x5_qKk0c
If someone knows how to post videos, I'd appreciate the assist.
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on December 21, 2017, 03:21:11 PM
Dgies,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_x5_qKk0c
If someone knows how to post videos, I'd appreciate the assist.
https://youtube.com/v/gb_x5_qKk0c