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Title: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on April 20, 2017, 07:05:12 AM
This isn't your Monica Seles type tennis match...

http://deadspin.com/sex-noises-briefly-derail-tennis-match-in-florida-1794439039
Title: Re: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: Tugg Speedman on April 21, 2017, 04:22:01 PM
An early candidate for "line of the year" by an athlete ....

A tennis match today between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger at the Sarasota Open was temporarily interrupted by the sounds of some unnatural carnal knowledgeing.

"I can still hear it. It's still going," play-by-play commentator Mike Cation said in disbelief as Tiafoe prepared to serve in the second set against Krueger. The noises weren't coming from the court, but somewhere within earshot of the match.

Tiafoe seemed baffled and amused at the same time. "It can't be that good," he yelled. The American said after the match that he believed the sounds were legit
Title: Re: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: HouWarrior on April 21, 2017, 04:48:50 PM
The "score" was love- love.
Title: Re: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 21, 2017, 07:06:06 PM
Dependin' on woo wuz servin', coulda bin ad in, ai na?
Title: Re: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: Tugg Speedman on April 21, 2017, 07:25:05 PM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on April 21, 2017, 07:06:06 PM
Dependin' on woo wuz servin', coulda bin ad in, ai na?

Or ad out
Title: Re: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: GooooMarquette on April 21, 2017, 08:23:54 PM
Sorry - I'll make sure the windows are closed next time.
Title: Re: Tennis Anyone?
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on April 22, 2017, 12:24:39 AM
Quote from: GooooMarquette on April 21, 2017, 08:23:54 PM
Sorry - I'll make sure the windows are closed next time.

QuoteThe sex noises can be heard most clearly about 15 seconds...

Your endurance is Pitino worthy...
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