http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2016/03/31/documents-xavier-player-pulled-down-pants-oakley-bar/82462994/
Too funny to not post.
No pictures?
Quote from: Heisenberg on March 31, 2016, 11:12:39 AM
No pictures?
That's the second "No pictures" post you've had this morning and both are about you wanting to see a guy's junk or the product from his junk. Just sayin'.
"Court documents say several people were present at the bar and saw Macura's actions."
Never heard it called that before.
Maybe JP thought the bar was his safe space.
Quote from: Lighthouse 84 on March 31, 2016, 11:31:58 AM
That's the second "No pictures" post you've had this morning and both are about you wanting to see a guy's junk or the product from his junk. Just sayin'.
No, maybe he wants a rear view of his ass. Big difference from the junk.
That mug shot though...
(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/05a31f6d18fbe6ec77d5625ceca1d9d05b78db53/c=0-120-480-481&r=x483&c=640x480/local/-/media/2016/03/31/Cincinnati/Cincinnati/635950171118321504-Macura-mugshot.png)
Maybe he heard a bar patron say that he/she wanted a stiff one.
Aren't we allowed to do that anymore?
PC police wanna control every aspect of our lives.
Quote from: WarriorPride68 on March 31, 2016, 12:58:37 PM
That mug shot though...
(http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/05a31f6d18fbe6ec77d5625ceca1d9d05b78db53/c=0-120-480-481&r=x483&c=640x480/local/-/media/2016/03/31/Cincinnati/Cincinnati/635950171118321504-Macura-mugshot.png)
Looks pretty chit faced. Seen more sober dudes at da Ardmore at 2 am on Saturday night back in da day, hey?
Oh this will be fun when Xavier plays at the Bradley Center next season.... ;D
Quote from: BrewCity83 on March 31, 2016, 01:50:03 PM
Oh this will be fun when Xavier plays at the Bradley Center next season.... ;D
Got any ideas for student section signs? Let's hear 'em!
Quote from: BrewCity83 on March 31, 2016, 01:50:03 PM
Oh this will be fun when Xavier plays at anywhere but homethe Bradley Center next season.... ;D
This will surely haunt him.
Quote from: BrewCity83 on March 31, 2016, 01:50:03 PM
Oh this will be fun when Xavier plays at the Bradley Center next season.... ;D
Entire student section drop trow?
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 31, 2016, 02:39:30 PM
Entire student section drop trow?
When he is at the free throw line.
The bane of interconnectedness, social media, etc. Gone are the days that you can get drunk and drop trou in a public place. Laughing as I (hazily) remember my college years and am thankful that I wasn't famous and nobody had cellphone cameras.
Quote from: warriorchick on March 31, 2016, 02:00:11 PM
Got any ideas for student section signs? Let's hear 'em!
I use to have an old political button with "Down with Pants" printed on it. Not to clever, but to the point.
Quote from: tower912 on March 31, 2016, 02:47:11 PM
The bane of interconnectedness, social media, etc. Gone are the days that you can get drunk and drop trou in a public place. Laughing as I (hazily) remember my college years and am thankful that I wasn't famous and nobody had cellphone cameras.
True dat. Naked beer slides could never happen today.
The next article on Cincinnati.com, at the bottom of the story about him exposing himself?
"Xavier's JP Macura is good at getting under opponents' skin"
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 31, 2016, 02:39:30 PM
Entire student section drop trow?
You mean the six that show up to get their training sweater vest?
Drop Your Trou-Sers
Clap clap clap clap clap....
It will mean something if the students start chanting 'a$$hole'
I think a picture of George Costanza from the "I WAS IN THE POOL!" scene is needed.
Quote from: cheebs09 on March 31, 2016, 08:13:52 PM
I think a picture of George Costanza from the "I WAS IN THE POOL!" scene is needed.
*sigh* Do I have to do everything around here?
(https://media.riffsy.com/images/4e83e733343f6515f0fed026cc924d76/raw)
The pull down your pants thing is normal practice here in Minnesota. Non-issue.
Quote from: willie warrior on March 31, 2016, 01:33:56 PM
Maybe he heard a bar patron say that he/she wanted a stiff one.
bango!! macura wanted the stiffy?? ain't he a power forward...ruh-roh, here come the m. sam comparisons
Consider this:
A guy and his teammates are at a nicer bar, not on/right near campus. The guy moons his teammates and a cop sees it.
Cop takes issue with it and asks for ID.. winds up arresting the mooner.
For whatever reason, when the story initially broke I had visions (nh) of him throwing out his dong on the bar and telling chicks, "check my wang."
The real facts strike me as fairly tame.
Mooning friends after a couple of drinks and having bad timing? Again, what a non issue and I am so thankful I had good timing the times I did it.
Quote from: tower912 on April 03, 2016, 07:10:29 AM
Mooning friends after a couple of drinks and having bad timing? Again, what a non issue and I am so thankful I had good timing the times I did it.
absolutely-when i first saw this topic, i thought it was going to be more than a couple of white cheeks out. not much different than a chick showin the girls ein"a. give the guy some beads and move on
Quote from: rocket surgeon on April 03, 2016, 07:59:52 AM
absolutely-when i first saw this topic, i thought it was going to be more than a couple of white cheeks out. not much different than a chick showin the girls ein"a. give the guy some beads and move on
Do you mean beads for the neck, or beads for.... ? (nh)
Quote from: Jay Bee on April 03, 2016, 09:43:59 AM
Do you mean beads for the neck, or beads for.... ? (nh)
now that kind of display, would probably be frowned upon-heyheyhyen'a? not the most hygienic and probably be a violation of the health code, but on the bright side, he catch some interest from those that dig that sort of...stuff
Xavier just announced a wobble head promotion of his moon shot for next season...
(http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/ass-moon-ring.jpg)
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on April 03, 2016, 11:03:15 AM
Xavier just announced a wobble head promotion of his moon shot for next season...
(http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/ass-moon-ring.jpg)
dude!! +++++++++ now that's a collectors item. can't wait for the swimsuit edition's "bobblers" -heyn'a?
Quote from: RKMU123 on March 31, 2016, 11:03:48 AM
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2016/03/31/documents-xavier-player-pulled-down-pants-oakley-bar/82462994/
Too funny to not post.
If that's flashing, then lock me up.