Poll
Question:
What topic will Chico choose for #20,000?
Option 1: Merry Christmas to all
votes: 26
Option 2: A rigorous defense of Tom Crean
votes: 14
Option 3: A scathing invective toward Buzz
votes: 5
Option 4: An update on famous people he's seen
votes: 54
Option 5: Fond recollections of the 50s
votes: 18
Gentlemen
The Scoop Community stands on the threshold of greatness. The Bail Bondsman has 19,999 posts.
Armstrong set foot on lunar surface. Cook charted the world's coastlines. Amundsen found the Pole. Messner tamed the 14 8's.
What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?
Someone get the chat up and running. I'm in line at the store right now buying the balloons and complaining about the misspelling of Chico's name on the cake. Frickin Wal-Mart.
Store buying balloons?
This deserves a pulloon!
And you call yourself a MU fan.
Does the 20,000 Scoop post automatically trigger fireworks or something?
Didn't he have a pretty enjoyable read at 10k? I expect to be entertained.
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 10, 2014, 06:57:45 AM
Does the 20,000 Scoop post automatically trigger fireworks or something?
Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.
Quote from: Lighthouse 84 on December 10, 2014, 07:24:08 AM
Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.
A Trojan horse internet apocalypse?!
Chicos is the Derrick Wilson of scoop. He has an unreasonably high post count, and no rational observer can explain why.
Quote from: Ellenson Family Reunion on December 10, 2014, 07:54:14 AM
Chicos is the Derrick Wilson of scoop. He has an unreasonably high post count, and no rational observer can explain why.
Evidently, EFR is well past the brink of greatness already. Good show.
Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.
Quote from: Lighthouse 84 on December 10, 2014, 07:24:08 AM
Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.
20,000 posts however, will shut down scoop.
Quote from: rocky_warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:12:07 PM
Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.
Does that mean you could move some old topic to the Superbar and mess with Chico's post count?
Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM
Gentlemen
The Scoop Community stands on the threshold of greatness. The Bail Bondsman has 19,999 posts.
Armstrong set foot on lunar surface. Cook charted the world's coastlines. Amundsen found the Pole. Messner tamed the 14 8's.
What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?
His post will be....How long Crean will last at I4
Y20K
I vote option #1. Merry Christmas, Chico!
A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.
Quote from: PandTandMand... on December 10, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.
That's on his LinkedIn profile already. ;)
I am guessing it will be a Crean narrative. Or something about the marketing strategy of DirecTV/Fox/ESPN, or Merry Christmas would be something that would be fairly non controversial.
Quote from: PandTandMand... on December 10, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.
A selfie with Ted Cruz, AK47s slung over their shoulders
-- or --
A selfie with the Liars Club trophy for 2014
I was kinda hoping for a haiku that managed to cover all of those topics....
None of the above.
He'll actually tell us that he knows the real inside story about (fill in the blank) and he has a 100% reliable source which he can't / won't reveal because he / she is still connected to (fill in the blank)
Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM
What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?
gross.
I worked for Tom Crean.
Merry Christmas...not you Buzz!
Chuck Norris...sock hop.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on December 10, 2014, 01:55:30 PM
I worked for Tom Crean.
Merry Christmas...not you Buzz!
Chuck Norris...sock hop.
once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial
Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:12:23 PM
once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial
Perfection! Wish you posted these with more frequency.
He is polishing the sled, grooming the Reindeer and will wish all us Scoopers a Merry Christmas with Diamond Stones LOI in hand on Christmas Day.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
"Grooming the reindeer?"
Quote from: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:12:23 PM
once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial
Bravo.
Meanwhile, ChicoBailBondz is stuck at 1 post
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=29197.msg340861#msg340861
Quote from: Heisenberg on December 10, 2014, 06:52:23 AM
Store buying balloons?
This deserves a pulloon!
And you call yourself a MU fan.
Damnit!! Youre totally right. How the hell could I have forgotten about pulloons?!?
Reveals he's Mike Deane's Dark Glasses.
Quote from: Bleuteaux on December 10, 2014, 03:44:50 PM
Meanwhile, ChicoBailBondz is stuck at 1 post
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=29197.msg340861#msg340861
Aww so really he's already at 20,000
Quote from: Ari Gold on December 10, 2014, 01:25:14 PM
20,000 posts however, will shut down scoop.
He's going to do a Kardashian and post a picture of his naked, shiny ass?
waiting on jamie
like a virgin on prom night
anticipation
I voted none of the above: An update on hoopaloop.
Am I the only one that thought the counter stopped at 19999?
Wait! Does posting under "ChicoBailBondz" while he was banned count for nothing!?!?!?!
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6747;sa=showPosts
I can't vote; no all of the above option.
Quote from: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 01:39:50 PM
Wait! Does posting under "ChicoBailBondz" while he was banned count for nothing!?!?!?!
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6747;sa=showPosts
or CBB or Hoopaloop................
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 11, 2014, 03:19:22 PM
or CBB or Hoopaloop................
A little context for those who may be curious: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=32791.0
Rocky, if you added up all chicos, Hoops, CBB, and JD's other screen names posts, what's the total?
Quote from: Bleuteaux on December 11, 2014, 04:06:07 PM
A little context for those who may be curious: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=32791.0
I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.
Quote from: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 08:57:28 PM
I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.
That thread really does tell you everything you need to know about Scoop.
Scalping Savages should feel fortunate to be honored by the noble Redskins name.
Boy!---He must be old!
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on December 10, 2014, 06:25:36 PM
Aww so really he's already at 20,000
Are we not counting HoopALoop anymore?
Quote from: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 08:57:28 PM
I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.
That was my favorite part, how he got all worked up about Scoop posters not supporting out current coach and criticizing him without any merit.
You could not make up how perfect that thread was to be linked to this week.
Quote from: rocky_warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:12:07 PM
Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.
Who invents these rules?
What if he never makes a 20,000th post? What if his entire 8-year, 19,999 posting record was all just to build up to this moment...just to leave us hanging. It would be a hell of an epic troll-job. Second only to the troll job of Joliet and Marquette
Quote from: Slim on March 24, 2014, 02:47:29 PM
Joliet said to Marquette "get in the canoe and grab a paddle, I have a plan"!
Quote from: keefe on December 11, 2014, 11:17:19 AM
waiting on jamie
like a virgin on prom night
anticipation
So his 20,000th post will be quick and unsatisfying?
Think your computer blows up at 20,000 posts.
That or you receive a "Get a Life" gov't warning on your screen.
Quote from: Eldon on December 18, 2014, 10:15:10 PM
What if he never makes a 20,000th post? What if his entire 8-year, 19,999 posting record was all just to build up to this moment...just to leave us hanging. It would be a hell of an epic troll-job. Second only to the troll job of Joliet and Marquette
Like the Sopranos finale. Fade to black.
This has taken on a meme of it's own.
Chico - you're killing us with this dramatic pause.
Quote from: mileskishnish72 on December 19, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
Chico - you're killing us with this dramatic pause.
The 20,000th post has been logged, and everyone is a winner
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=45734.msg678966#msg678966
Quote from: TSmith34 on December 19, 2014, 10:15:05 AM
The 20,000th post has been logged, and everyone is a winner
http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=45734.msg678966#msg678966
What the hell did Chico get for claiming this prized cherry??