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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM

Title: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:57:14 AM
Gentlemen

The Scoop Community stands on the threshold of greatness. The Bail Bondsman has 19,999 posts.

Armstrong set foot on lunar surface. Cook charted the world's coastlines. Amundsen found the Pole. Messner tamed the 14 8's.

What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Eldon on December 10, 2014, 03:08:02 AM
Someone get the chat up and running.  I'm in line at the store right now buying the balloons and complaining about the misspelling of Chico's name on the cake.  Frickin Wal-Mart.

Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Tugg Speedman on December 10, 2014, 06:52:23 AM
Store buying balloons? 

This deserves a pulloon!

And you call yourself a MU fan.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 10, 2014, 06:57:45 AM
Does the 20,000 Scoop post automatically trigger fireworks or something?
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: chapman on December 10, 2014, 07:20:19 AM
Didn't he have a pretty enjoyable read at 10k?  I expect to be entertained.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Lighthouse 84 on December 10, 2014, 07:24:08 AM
Does the 20,000 Scoop post automatically trigger fireworks or something?
Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 10, 2014, 07:25:02 AM
Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.

A Trojan horse internet apocalypse?!
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Silkk the Shaka on December 10, 2014, 07:54:14 AM
Chicos is the Derrick Wilson of scoop. He has an unreasonably high post count, and no rational observer can explain why.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Benny B on December 10, 2014, 09:18:07 AM
Chicos is the Derrick Wilson of scoop. He has an unreasonably high post count, and no rational observer can explain why.

Evidently, EFR is well past the brink of greatness already.  Good show.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: rocky_warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:12:07 PM
Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Ari Gold on December 10, 2014, 01:25:14 PM
Let's hope it doesn't shut down the internet.

20,000 posts however, will shut down scoop.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: CTWarrior on December 10, 2014, 01:26:35 PM
Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.

Does that mean you could move some old topic to the Superbar and mess with Chico's post count?
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: willie warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:31:14 PM
Gentlemen

The Scoop Community stands on the threshold of greatness. The Bail Bondsman has 19,999 posts.

Armstrong set foot on lunar surface. Cook charted the world's coastlines. Amundsen found the Pole. Messner tamed the 14 8's.

What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?
His post will be....How long Crean will last at I4
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 10, 2014, 01:34:02 PM
Y20K
Title: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Lennys Tap on December 10, 2014, 01:39:35 PM
I vote option #1. Merry Christmas, Chico!
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: 🏀 on December 10, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: real chili 83 on December 10, 2014, 01:45:24 PM
A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.

That's on his LinkedIn profile already.   ;)
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: willie warrior on December 10, 2014, 01:45:57 PM
I am guessing it will be a Crean narrative. Or something about the marketing strategy of DirecTV/Fox/ESPN, or Merry Christmas would be something that would be fairly non controversial.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: brandx on December 10, 2014, 01:47:14 PM
A selfie taken with Hoopaloop, Bud Lights in hand.

A selfie with Ted Cruz, AK47s slung over their shoulders

-- or --

A selfie with the Liars Club trophy for 2014
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: GooooMarquette on December 10, 2014, 01:47:31 PM
I was kinda hoping for a haiku that managed to cover all of those topics....
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: leever on December 10, 2014, 01:48:23 PM
None of the above.

He'll actually tell us that he knows the real inside story about (fill in the blank) and he has a 100% reliable source which he can't / won't reveal because he / she is still connected to (fill in the blank)
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on December 10, 2014, 01:49:02 PM
What subject will Chico select to pierce the 20,000 post hymen?
gross.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: GooooMarquette on December 10, 2014, 01:55:30 PM
I worked for Tom Crean.
Merry Christmas...not you Buzz!
Chuck Norris...sock hop.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: keefe on December 10, 2014, 02:12:23 PM
I worked for Tom Crean.
Merry Christmas...not you Buzz!
Chuck Norris...sock hop.

once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: ATL MU Warrior on December 10, 2014, 02:28:17 PM
once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial
Perfection!  Wish you posted these with more frequency.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: muwarrior69 on December 10, 2014, 02:51:44 PM
He is polishing the sled, grooming the Reindeer and will wish all us Scoopers a Merry Christmas with Diamond Stones LOI in hand on Christmas Day.

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on December 10, 2014, 02:57:09 PM
"Grooming the reindeer?"
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Canned Goods n Ammo on December 10, 2014, 03:04:41 PM
once a white man's world
yuletide tournament banners
fred glass on speed dial

Bravo.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Coleman on December 10, 2014, 03:44:50 PM
Meanwhile, ChicoBailBondz is stuck at 1 post

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=29197.msg340861#msg340861
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: Eldon on December 10, 2014, 03:47:56 PM
Store buying balloons? 

This deserves a pulloon!

And you call yourself a MU fan.

Damnit!! Youre totally right. How the hell could I have forgotten about pulloons?!?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: T-Bone on December 10, 2014, 06:23:36 PM
Reveals he's Mike Deane's Dark Glasses.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Galway Eagle on December 10, 2014, 06:25:36 PM
Meanwhile, ChicoBailBondz is stuck at 1 post

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=29197.msg340861#msg340861

Aww so really he's already at 20,000
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: mr.MUskie on December 10, 2014, 06:28:53 PM
20,000 posts however, will shut down scoop.

He's going to do a Kardashian and post a picture of his naked, shiny ass?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: keefe on December 11, 2014, 11:17:19 AM
waiting on jamie
like a virgin on prom night
anticipation
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 01:32:22 PM
I voted none of the above: An update on hoopaloop.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: MDMU04 on December 11, 2014, 01:35:58 PM
Am I the only one that thought the counter stopped at 19999?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 01:39:50 PM
Wait! Does posting under "ChicoBailBondz" while he was banned count for nothing!?!?!?!

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6747;sa=showPosts

Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Dawson Rental on December 11, 2014, 02:30:22 PM
I can't vote; no all of the above option.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 11, 2014, 03:19:22 PM
Wait! Does posting under "ChicoBailBondz" while he was banned count for nothing!?!?!?!

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?action=profile;u=6747;sa=showPosts



or CBB or Hoopaloop................
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Coleman on December 11, 2014, 04:06:07 PM
or CBB or Hoopaloop................

A little context for those who may be curious: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=32791.0
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: real chili 83 on December 11, 2014, 07:33:00 PM
Rocky, if you added up all chicos, Hoops, CBB, and JD's other screen names posts, what's the total?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: g0lden3agle on December 11, 2014, 08:57:28 PM
A little context for those who may be curious: http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=32791.0

I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Coleman on December 11, 2014, 10:20:04 PM
I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.

That thread really does tell you everything you need to know about Scoop.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: MU82 on December 11, 2014, 10:53:05 PM
Scalping Savages should feel fortunate to be honored by the noble Redskins name.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Earl Tatum on December 12, 2014, 12:09:02 PM
Boy!---He must be old!
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Aughnanure on December 12, 2014, 12:13:56 PM
Aww so really he's already at 20,000

Are we not counting HoopALoop anymore?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: mu03eng on December 12, 2014, 12:29:39 PM
I liked the snippet in that thread that featured ners admitting he gets heated about certain topics and can't let things go.

That was my favorite part, how he got all worked up about Scoop posters not supporting out current coach and criticizing him without any merit.

You could not make up how perfect that thread was to be linked to this week.
Title: Re: The brink of greatness
Post by: bamamarquettefan on December 12, 2014, 08:37:33 PM
Since he's most certainly reading...a reminder that posts in the superbar don't count towards post count...so he can do some marketing and give us teasers.
Who invents these rules?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Eldon on December 18, 2014, 10:15:10 PM
What if he never makes a 20,000th post?  What if his entire 8-year, 19,999 posting record was all just to build up to this moment...just to leave us hanging.  It would be a hell of an epic troll-job.  Second only to the troll job of Joliet and Marquette

Joliet said to Marquette "get in the canoe and grab a paddle, I have a plan"!


Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: The Process on December 18, 2014, 10:45:11 PM
waiting on jamie
like a virgin on prom night
anticipation

So his 20,000th post will be quick and unsatisfying?
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Blackhat on December 18, 2014, 11:12:21 PM
Think your computer blows up at 20,000 posts.

That or you receive a "Get a Life" gov't warning on your screen.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: Skitch on December 19, 2014, 03:35:53 AM
What if he never makes a 20,000th post?  What if his entire 8-year, 19,999 posting record was all just to build up to this moment...just to leave us hanging.  It would be a hell of an epic troll-job.  Second only to the troll job of Joliet and Marquette




Like the Sopranos finale. Fade to black.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 19, 2014, 07:09:54 AM
This has taken on a meme of it's own.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: mileskishnish72 on December 19, 2014, 10:08:42 AM
Chico - you're killing us with this dramatic pause.
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on December 19, 2014, 10:15:05 AM
Chico - you're killing us with this dramatic pause.

The 20,000th post has been logged, and everyone is a winner

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=45734.msg678966#msg678966
Title: Re: Chico's 20,000 th Post
Post by: keefe on December 20, 2014, 12:29:15 AM
The 20,000th post has been logged, and everyone is a winner

http://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=45734.msg678966#msg678966


What the hell did Chico get for claiming this prized cherry??