Quote from: keefe on August 31, 2014, 05:19:37 PM
The irony of this is that Bert made his humble origins as a student manager the foundational bedrock of his personal narrative. Looks like it is just so much more bull sh!t from another con artist. I hope that f ucking phony crashes and burns at VPI.
There are some amazing stories to be told about the "humble" Buzz. I am not sure that they belong here or not , one involves his bodily functions. What says the board...yes or no?
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 01:38:47 PM
There are some amazing stories to be told about the "humble" Buzz. I am not sure that they belong here or not , one involves his bodily functions. What says the board...yes or no?
You can say something like that and not share with the rest of the class. There's also a reason why Mayo was not kicked off the team earlier and in part relates to why Larry williams left.
Quote from: chitownwarrior2011 on September 01, 2014, 01:46:40 PM
You can can't say something like that and not share with the rest of the class. There's also a reason why Mayo was not kicked off the team earlier and in part relates to why Larry williams left.
FIFY
I would guess that one of the former managers here could confirm or deny but I was told that Buzz really treated them poorly. Among other indignities he would take a dump and refuse to flush. He would make the managers take care of it. I also understand that when he would visit local high schools while recruiting he would always have a driver and would wait for the poor schlep to open his car door. He would than get out and spread his arms as his "driver" was made to put on Buzz's coat...think some Hollywood diva. There are plenty of other examples but these two stood out to me for their weirdness's.
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 01:38:47 PM
There are some amazing stories to be told about the "humble" Buzz. I am not sure that they belong here or not , one involves his bodily functions. What says the board...yes or no?
Do tell.
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 03:17:16 PM
I would guess that one of the former managers here could confirm or deny but I was told that Buzz really treated them poorly. Among other indignities he would take a dump and refuse to flush. He would make the managers take care of it. I also understand that when he would visit local high schools while recruiting he would always have a driver and would wait for the poor schlep to open his car door. He would than get out and spread his arms as his "driver" was made to put on Buzz's coat...think some Hollywood diva. There are plenty of other examples but these two stood out to me for their weirdness's.
I think you should probably keep these made up stories to yourself.
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on September 01, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
I think you should probably keep these made up stories to yourself.
Haha, no kidding.
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 03:17:16 PM
I would guess that one of the former managers here could confirm or deny but I was told that Buzz really treated them poorly. Among other indignities he would take a dump and refuse to flush. He would make the managers take care of it. I also understand that when he would visit local high schools while recruiting he would always have a driver and would wait for the poor schlep to open his car door. He would than get out and spread his arms as his "driver" was made to put on Buzz's coat...think some Hollywood diva. There are plenty of other examples but these two stood out to me for their weirdness's.
If this was true...wow. If it was made up....still wow for imagination.
Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on September 01, 2014, 03:21:26 PM
I think you should probably keep these made up stories to yourself.
Well I promise you I did not make them up. If the driver story is false than a high school coach that told me he saw it with his own eyes is a hell of a story teller. The other one does sound fishy but I don't know why the person who told me would be a liar. He has never been wrong before.
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 03:42:30 PM
Well I promise you I did not make them up. If the driver story is false than a high school coach that told me he saw it with his own eyes is a hell of a story teller. The other one does sound fishy but I don't know why the person who told me would be a liar. He has never been wrong before.
Sure.
I have my doubts about whether toilets would be flushed or left for a manager to flush for Bert, but I do know that when Bert arrived at the Al he pulled right up to the doors and then had an assistant coach (or maybe it was a manager) get in and park his car for him. Does that mean he had a driver who also put on his coat for him when he went recruiting? No. But he apparently doesn't like to have to walk a half block from where he parked to get into work.
Quote from: wadesworld on September 01, 2014, 03:51:04 PM
I have my doubts about whether toilets would be flushed or left for a manager to flush for Bert, but I do know that when Bert arrived at the Al he pulled right up to the doors and then had an assistant coach (or maybe it was a manager) get in and park his car for him. Does that mean he had a driver who also put on his coat for him when he went recruiting? No. But he apparently doesn't like to have to walk a half block from where he parked to get into work.
I do not disagree. But I really don't know why the people, and they were different people, that told me the stories would make it up. There would be zero reason for them to do that. I did say that the managers would be able to confirm or deny.
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 03:17:16 PM
I would guess that one of the former managers here could confirm or deny but I was told that Buzz really treated them poorly. Among other indignities he would take a dump and refuse to flush. He would make the managers take care of it.
Couldn't be us. Mixing basketball and fecal matter is UWGB's territory
Did these managers work for Majerus too, hey?
Did Bert wipe himself?
Quote from: wadesworld on September 01, 2014, 03:51:04 PM
I have my doubts about whether toilets would be flushed or left for a manager to flush for Bert, but I do know that when Bert arrived at the Al he pulled right up to the doors and then had an assistant coach (or maybe it was a manager) get in and park his car for him. Does that mean he had a driver who also put on his coat for him when he went recruiting? No. But he apparently doesn't like to have to walk a half block from where he parked to get into work.
What is it about our prima donna coaches? KO publicly criticized the Athletic Department because he didnt have a good parking spot at the Old Gym.
Quote from: Knight Commission on September 02, 2014, 03:08:03 PM
What is it about our prima donna coaches? KO publicly criticized the Athletic Department because he didnt have a good parking spot at the Old Gym.
But did he flush?
Quote from: keefe on September 02, 2014, 05:38:50 PM
But did he flush?
He had his cute, blond, "assistant" from Kentucky "do it" for him.....
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 03:17:16 PM
I would guess that one of the former managers here could confirm or deny but I was told that Buzz really treated them poorly. Among other indignities he would take a dump and refuse to flush. He would make the managers take care of it. I also understand that when he would visit local high schools while recruiting he would always have a driver and would wait for the poor schlep to open his car door. He would than get out and spread his arms as his "driver" was made to put on Buzz's coat...think some Hollywood diva. There are plenty of other examples but these two stood out to me for their weirdness's.
Bump for the meme selection committee.
Quote from: MUfan12 on February 26, 2015, 02:53:45 PM
Bump for the meme selection committee.
Outstanding bump.
Tough one, I truly love the story, but for it to become a meme it has to enter the every day "lexicon" of Scoop and I haven't seen it do that.
Right now I'm not sure it even warrants meme watch list, but I will be watching closely
Quote from: mu03eng on February 26, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Right now I'm not sure it even warrants meme watch list, but I will be watching closely
Hmmmm.....
Quote from: Black Swan on September 01, 2014, 03:42:30 PM
Well I promise you I did not make them up. If the driver story is false than a high school coach that told me he saw it with his own eyes is a hell of a story teller. The other one does sound fishy but I don't know why the person who told me would be a liar. He has never been wrong before.
Never been wrong? Who is he, Chico? The most gullible of the gullible wouldn't believe it.
Quote from: mu03eng on February 26, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Tough one, I truly love the story, but for it to become a meme it has to enter the every day "lexicon" of Scoop and I haven't seen it do that.
Right now I'm not sure it even warrants meme watch list, but I will be watching closely
There should at least be an NIT meme tourney for having "dump," "flush," "Scoop," and "lexicon" all on the first page of a single thread.
Quote from: mu03eng on February 26, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Tough one, I truly love the story, but for it to become a meme it has to enter the every day "lexicon" of Scoop and I haven't seen it do that.
Right now I'm not sure it even warrants meme watch list, but I will be watching closely
C'mon Navy. "Flush" has become part of the Scoop narrative.
Quote from: mu03eng on February 26, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Tough one, I truly love the story, but for it to become a meme it has to enter the every day "lexicon" of Scoop and I haven't seen it do that.
Right now I'm not sure it even warrants meme watch list, but I will be watching closely
The flush report has legs, Navy. This belongs in the Dance.
Quote from: keefe on September 04, 2015, 08:02:41 PM
The flush report has legs, Navy. This belongs in the Dance.
Here is the rub, though: When Wojo came on board he eliminated the Majerus Endowed Student Mangaer's internship. An electric eye was installed, effectively replacing a student with a robot. He calls this outsourcing initiative, "The Dookie Way". Next up: A self parking Google car.