This is killing me.
We've gone from Buzz left...to Buzz was encouraged to go...to Ben Howland is interested...to Ben is asking too much...to Shaka Smart is a "done deal"...to presser at 5 Monday...to maybe not...to "we're having an awards banquet"...to we need to hire a prez so Shaka will come...to we've hired a new prez...to presser at 2 tomorrow (but not to announce a new coach - apparently MU just discovered Buzz is gone and thinks it needs to find a replacement)...to Brian Wardle...to Rob Jeter...to Bruce Weber...to Cuonzo Martin...to holograms of Al...to polls about whether death would be better than many of the named candidates (sign me up for death, by the way)....
If 2 tomorrow passes and we don't announce Howland or Smart as the new coach, I'm gonna go buy more glue.
Hey man, I gave up tobacco for Lent....I could go for a gigantic lipper right now.
Quote from: Stone Cold on March 26, 2014, 06:37:04 PM
Hey man, I gave up tobacco for Lent....I could go for a gigantic lipper right now.
I'll be the dude at Sobelman's slamming shots of Jack at 2:01... come join me
Surely, you can't be serious...
Quote from: GoldenWarrior11 on March 26, 2014, 06:38:14 PM
Surely, you can't be serious...
First smile I've had all day!
Roger, Roger.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 26, 2014, 06:39:16 PM
First smile I've had all day!
Roger, Roger.
What's our vector, Victor?
Quote from: GoldenWarrior11 on March 26, 2014, 06:38:14 PM
Surely, you can't be serious...
...and stop calling me surely
Just wondering if Cuonzo's interview will take place at a Waffle House in Tennessee ?-(
I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since.
I missed the holograms of Al ... But I like it.
A dead guy seems better than half the names bounced around here.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Quote from: tower912 on March 26, 2014, 06:53:02 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
"Billy, do you like movies involving gladiators?"
Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?
He's all over the place! Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet. What an a$$#ole!
dew and vodka
Quote from: PunchingPiper on March 26, 2014, 06:49:35 PM
I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since.
Ah, good stuff. THis is becoming like a hellish retreat for most of us.
Quote from: PunchingPiper on March 26, 2014, 06:49:35 PM
I gave up Scoop, Scout, Brewcityball, and Holylandofhoops for lent... I lasted till the minute sportscenter sent me the alert about Buzz leaving and haven't left since.
You're going to
hell!!!Wait a minute, you might already be there.
Love the thread title...
Quote from: mufansince72 on March 26, 2014, 06:47:27 PM
Just wondering if Cuonzo's interview will take place at a Waffle House in Tennessee ?-(
Can't wait for the insights of TennInsider.
Heck, I went and played 18 holes this afternoon, came back and saw Martin, Pastner, Webber and Phillips were possibilities. All in four hours.
Quote from: LittleMurs on March 26, 2014, 08:30:56 PM
Can't wait for the insights of TennInsider.
Same here. Although, it'd probably be more insightful to hear from TenInsideHer
Quote from: nyg on March 26, 2014, 08:31:32 PM
Heck, I went and played 18 holes this afternoon, came back and saw Martin, Pastner, Webber and Phillips were possibilities. All in four hours.
Same, finally did some homework and when I came back saw Martin and assumed Frank Martin.
Quote from: Eldon on March 26, 2014, 08:32:01 PM
Same here. Although, it'd probably be more insightful to hear from TenInsideHer
Be right back...got some photos to share....
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on March 26, 2014, 08:40:41 PM
Be right back...got some photos to share....
Yep... That's going in my signature line.
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 26, 2014, 06:35:46 PM
This is killing me.
We've gone from Buzz left...to Buzz was encouraged to go...to Ben Howland is interested...to Ben is asking too much...to Shaka Smart is a "done deal"...to presser at 5 Monday...to maybe not...to "we're having an awards banquet"...to we need to hire a prez so Shaka will come...to we've hired a new prez...to presser at 2 tomorrow (but not to announce a new coach - apparently MU just discovered Buzz is gone and thinks it needs to find a replacement)...to Brian Wardle...to Rob Jeter...to Bruce Weber...to Cuonzo Martin...to holograms of Al...to polls about whether death would be better than many of the named candidates (sign me up for death, by the way)....
If 2 tomorrow passes and we don't announce Howland or Smart as the new coach, I'm gonna go buy more glue.
Step back. Relax. Respect the process.
Are these like all movie quotes or something
Don't hate me because I don't know! Your stupid!
Quote from: Bleuteaux on March 27, 2014, 10:01:55 AM
Are these like all movie quotes or something
Don't hate me because I don't know! Your stupid!
Airplane!
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 27, 2014, 10:08:53 AM
Airplane!
Twas a satire of another Scooper who shall remain nameless ;)
Quote from: Bleuteaux on March 27, 2014, 10:55:15 AM
Twas a satire of another Scooper who shall remain nameless ;)
Sorry, man. Like I said, I just gave up sniffing glue....