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Title: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: warriorchick on March 19, 2014, 04:24:22 PM
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Notre Dame Fans
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"Prestige" TV
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http://deadspin.com/who-are-the-bitchiest-most-defensive-fans-in-america-1542968511
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on March 19, 2014, 04:26:43 PM
My vote goes to either christian conservatives, beliebers or vegans.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: warriorchick on March 19, 2014, 04:35:22 PM
Anti-vaxxers.  

I have relatives that are brilliant people in every other respect except they are certain that vaccines caused their son's autism.  When I try to point out that the doctor that put forth that theory has had his medical license yanked for fraudulent research, they start talking about Big Pharma conspiracies.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on March 19, 2014, 04:36:07 PM
uh oh, trouble ahead

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5. Boxing fans
 
Excuse me, did you just say boxing was in decline? Well, let me just point you to the latest pay-per-view buy numbers, pretty boy. Does a $50 million purse sound like the hallmark of a struggling sport to you? THE MIDDLEBANTAMFLYMITEWEIGHT DIVISION HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER.

(lists 80 boxers you've never heard of, then Mayweather and Pacquiao)
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: reinko on March 19, 2014, 05:42:55 PM
Cyclists are my bracket buster for this.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: MUeng on March 19, 2014, 05:50:21 PM
Crossfitters
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on March 19, 2014, 05:50:45 PM
My vote goes to either christian conservatives, beliebers or vegans.

I'd like to call and raise you with enviornmentalists, PETA members and NOAA on their hurricane predictions gone so wrong
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: LloydMooresLegs on March 19, 2014, 07:18:53 PM
Anti-vaxxers. 

I have relatives that are brilliant people in every other respect except they are certain that vaccine's caused their son's autism.  When I try to point out that the doctor that put forth that theory has had his medical license yanked for fraudulent research, they start talking about Big Pharma conspiracies.

When I read the first to words of your post, I was worried that you were about to rail against the VAX; glad you are not anti-advent of the digital age.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 19, 2014, 07:30:26 PM
Duh, Soccer.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: DegenerateDish on March 19, 2014, 07:37:58 PM
Us Chicagoans deserved a higher seed.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: WI inferiority Complexes on March 19, 2014, 08:20:53 PM
Beer snobs should be no lower than a #2 seed.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 19, 2014, 08:33:53 PM
Beer snobs should be no lower than a #2 seed.

Idk, are they really bitchy and defensive,  or is it more insufferable and annoying?
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: ATWizJr on March 19, 2014, 08:36:37 PM
The global warming crowd.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Sir Lawrence on March 19, 2014, 08:39:07 PM
Love it.  "Cincinnati Chili Fans"

Try explaining Real Chili to a Cincy style chili fan that has no knowledge of Real Chili.  Their heads practically explode.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 19, 2014, 08:41:47 PM
Love it.  "Cincinnati Chili Fans"

Try explaining Real Chili to a Cincy style chili fan that has no knowledge of Real Chili.  Their heads practically explode.

Even most of those from Cincinatti who've had both, do everything they can to convince themselves and others that Skyline is better. I actually like Skyline, but its really not close between the two.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: MUeng on March 19, 2014, 08:49:03 PM
Idk, are they really bitchy and defensive,  or is it more insufferable and annoying?
speaking as one, I would say insufferable and annoying
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: WI inferiority Complexes on March 19, 2014, 08:59:55 PM
Idk, are they really bitchy and defensive,  or is it more insufferable and annoying?

All of the above.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on March 19, 2014, 10:41:33 PM
I'd like to call and raise you with enviornmentalists, PETA members and NOAA on their hurricane predictions gone so wrong

Meh, im fine with enviornmentalists. PETA though I wholeheartedly agree. Did not see them in there. They have jumped to my #1 ranking.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: brandx on March 19, 2014, 11:06:06 PM
Meh, im fine with enviornmentalists. PETA though I wholeheartedly agree. Did not see them in there. They have jumped to my #1 ranking.

+1

Any group whose sole purpose is to do outrageous things to annoy people or prove a point deserves to be #1
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Skitch on March 19, 2014, 11:43:19 PM
I always enjoyed this joke-

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you soon enough.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Sunbelt15 on March 20, 2014, 07:54:14 AM
The global warming crowd.

+1. I would add skiers and their attitudes toward snowboarders.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 20, 2014, 08:00:20 AM
+1. I would add skiers and their attitudes toward snowboarders.

Well maybe if they would quit sitting on the hill all day, and get the hell out of the way.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 20, 2014, 08:03:11 AM
The global warming crowd.

Global climate change deniers.

Birthers.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Golden Avalanche on March 20, 2014, 08:29:41 AM
Marquette basketball fans should top this list.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: 🏀 on March 20, 2014, 08:42:32 AM
Well maybe if they would quit sitting on the hill all day, and get the hell out of the way.

Agreed on all accounts, and I've been known to snowboard. It's a hill not a god damn lounge.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Ari Gold on March 20, 2014, 10:48:40 AM
My vote goes to either christian conservatives, beliebers or vegans.

dunno, Twitter Feminists might give CCs a run in the S16


Give me Anti-Vaccine Nuts, Beiebers, All Hockey Fans and Vegans in the final 4.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: PBRme on March 20, 2014, 11:18:14 AM
Formula 1 snobs
Duke Fans
People who love Volkswagens
Mass Transit Supprters
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: keefe on March 20, 2014, 11:32:41 AM
+1. I would add skiers and their attitudes toward snowboarders.

I don't mind boarders but I hate the beginners who shave down blossoming moguls because they don't know what the hell they're doing.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: NavinRJohnson on March 20, 2014, 12:51:03 PM

People who love Volkswagens


Oooooo...that's a good one, though aren't they pretty much the same people as the cyclists and snowboarders?

Can we add runners to the list?

(http://www.goerieblogs.com/sports/runnersnotes/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/0.0.jpg)
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: muwarrior69 on March 20, 2014, 01:21:55 PM
Marquette basketball fans should top this list.

No senior leadership, poor shooting (always from the hip), injuries (to egos). No wonder we didn't make the the tourney (list).
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on March 20, 2014, 02:38:34 PM
Creaners
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: real chili 83 on March 20, 2014, 02:55:59 PM
Prius owners.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Aughnanure on March 26, 2014, 02:04:21 PM
Global climate change deniers.

Birthers.

Thanks you.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: ttheisen on March 26, 2014, 02:21:02 PM
I always enjoyed this joke-

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you soon enough.
Nice take on the:

Q: How do you know someone went to Notre Dame?

A: Because they told you.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: JuniorCardigan on March 26, 2014, 02:48:49 PM
i would go with sabermetricians for an upset, but mma fans are absolutely intolerable.
Title: Re: Bitchiest, most defensive fans in America
Post by: Strokin 3s on March 26, 2014, 03:53:27 PM
Well maybe if they would quit sitting on the hill, and smoking pot, all day, and get the hell out of the way.

FIFY