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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 10:17:53 AM

Poll
Question: Which player that we have gone up against this year has the coolest name?
Option 1: Murphy Burnatowski, Colgate votes: 46
Option 2: Lazar Bogdanovic, Colgate votes: 19
Option 3: Mitch Rolls, Colgate votes: 25
Option 4: Damon Sherman-Newsome, Colgate votes: 11
Title: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 10:17:53 AM
I have a bit of an obsession with interesting  or colorful names, and I can't help but notice that NCAA basketball teams have more than their share.  As you recall, Vander Blue came in second in a running poll for the coolest named player in the tournament last year:

proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/polling?event_id=4766

The winner was NC State's Staats Battle.  He was a walk-on, so I'm not even sure if he should have been eligible, but moving on....

I thought it would be fun to have a running contest of the coolest-named opposing player as we go up against each team.  After each game, we put up the current leader against a few guys from our most recent opponent.

Whoever is left standing after our last game (NCAA championship, natch), will be the winner.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: chapman on November 12, 2012, 10:24:42 AM
A few nice names on the list, but since Burnatowski beat the crap out of our guys I'll give him my vote.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 10:38:37 AM
And who woulda thunk that there would ever be another dude name Lazar playing at the BC?  Is that a common first name in Serbia?
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on November 12, 2012, 10:41:24 AM
If Mitch's name was Rick, he would have garnered my vote...however, I went with "The Murphski"
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: romey on November 12, 2012, 10:45:31 AM
I went with Murph too.  Too bad it isn't Damon Sherman-Newman.  The triple "man" would have been nice.  And what's with all the hyphenated last names over the past 5-10 years?
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 10:51:16 AM
Quote from: romey on November 12, 2012, 10:45:31 AM
I went with Murph too.  Too bad it isn't Damon Sherman-Newman.  The triple "man" would have been nice.  And what's with all the hyphenated last names over the past 5-10 years?

Danged feminists.

They ran out of room for his name on the BC scoreboard last night.  It displayed as "Sherman-Newsome, Dam"
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: brewcity77 on November 12, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
Gotta be Murphy Burnatowski. How can I not love another Mick Polock like myself?
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Hards Alumni on November 12, 2012, 10:54:08 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 10:51:16 AM
Danged feminists.

They ran out of room for his name on the BC scoreboard last night.  It displayed as "Sherman-Newsome, Dam"

Or fathers running off.  Who knows.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Lennys Tap on November 12, 2012, 10:55:25 AM
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on November 12, 2012, 10:41:24 AM
If Mitch's name was Rick, he would have garnered my vote...however, I went with "The Murphski"

How about if his first name was Royce?
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 11:00:30 AM
Quote from: brewcity77 on November 12, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
Gotta be Murphy Burnatowski. How can I not love another Mick Polock like myself?


I needed to keep the list down to a reasonable number, so unfortunately, I had to leave off Colgate bench-rider Stosh O'Callahan
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: CTWarrior on November 12, 2012, 11:06:55 AM
Quote from: brewcity77 on November 12, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
Gotta be Murphy Burnatowski. How can I not love another Mick Polock like myself?

As a fellow Mick/Eastern Euopean (Hungarian), I agree.  Not only that, the kid can play. 
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on November 12, 2012, 12:00:54 PM
There was also a kid on Colgate named Chad Johnson. Now, its not necessarily a unique mane but some of us in the student section did enjoy chanting "Ocho-Cinco" when he went to the free-throw line.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: MUfan12 on November 12, 2012, 12:08:24 PM
It's a good thing the early 2000's TCU teams aren't eligible, or this thing would be over.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Real Chilly Podcast on November 12, 2012, 12:21:18 PM
I doubt we ever played Pacific during his years there, but I'd have to say my all time favorite is... wait for it...

Solomon Horsechief

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GmMXfVVwTNw/ReuKRIYVhcI/AAAAAAAAADQ/tAOQ_2DkkFw/s320/solomon+horsechief.jpg)
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: muwarrior69 on November 12, 2012, 01:17:23 PM
Jumping the gun:

Butler:
Andrew Smeathers
Rotnel Clark
Chase Stigall

UNC: ( If we get past Butler)
Wade Moody
Desmond Hubert (2 first or 2 last names)

Florida:
Braxton Obgueze
Scottie Wilbekin

LSU:
Charles Carmouche
Malik Morgan
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 01:32:43 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on November 12, 2012, 01:17:23 PM
Jumping the gun:

Butler:
Andrew Smeathers
Rotnel Clark
Chase Stigall

UNC: ( If we get past Butler)
Wade Moody
Desmond Hubert (2 first or 2 last names)

Florida:
Braxton Obgueze
Scottie Wilbekin

LSU:
Charles Carmouche
Malik Morgan


Have impulse control issues, 69?

At least you didn't dip into the BEast yet.  The best conference for names, hands down.

Just ask God'sGift Achiuwa.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Benny B on November 12, 2012, 01:40:45 PM
Had to go with Mitch Rolls... probably because I've had a craving for sushi the past few days, and even a "mitch roll" sounds half-way appetizing right now.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: slack00 on November 12, 2012, 01:44:49 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on November 12, 2012, 01:17:23 PM
Jumping the gun:

Butler:
Andrew Smeathers
Rotnel Clark
Chase Stigall

UNC: ( If we get past Butler)
Wade Moody
Desmond Hubert (2 first or 2 last names)

Florida:
Braxton Obgueze
Scottie Wilbekin

LSU:
Charles Carmouche
Malik Morgan

You went too far.  Tuesday's opponent Southeastern Louisiana has a Forward named Onochie Ochie.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: muwarrior69 on November 12, 2012, 02:28:46 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on November 12, 2012, 01:32:43 PM

Have impulse control issues, 69?

At least you didn't dip into the BEast yet.  The best conference for names, hands down.

Just ask God'sGift Achiuwa.

Nah! Just a retired alum with some extra time on his hands today!
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: muwarrior69 on November 12, 2012, 02:29:55 PM
Quote from: slack00 on November 12, 2012, 01:44:49 PM
You went too far.  Tuesday's opponent Southeastern Louisiana has a Forward named Onochie Ochie.

Ouch! I missed that.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: w0bbie on November 12, 2012, 02:35:38 PM
Quote from: slack00 on November 12, 2012, 01:44:49 PM
You went too far.  Tuesday's opponent Southeastern Louisiana has a Forward named Onochie Ochie.

That will be hard to beat.  However, if there is a team prize I think it has to go to St. John's.  Three of their player's have an apostrophe in their first name.  That's tough to pull off.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: GGGG on November 12, 2012, 02:39:19 PM
To the surprise of no one, Wisconsin has the most "vanilla" names on its roster.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Rudy on November 12, 2012, 02:53:13 PM
Damon actually showed up as "Dam" all night in the scoreboard, so that's how he got my vote.
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: hairy worthen on November 12, 2012, 03:05:38 PM
Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on November 12, 2012, 02:39:19 PM
To the surprise of no one, Wisconsin has the most "vanilla" names on its roster.

you mean "traditional" names
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: 4everwarriors on November 12, 2012, 03:36:04 PM
For all the hoodlums out there, "Wannah Bail."
Title: Re: Coolest-named Opposing Player - Round 1
Post by: Dawson Rental on November 13, 2012, 11:31:38 AM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on November 12, 2012, 03:36:04 PM
For all the hoodlums out there, "Wannah Bail."

And he did.  Left Texas Tech without suiting up.
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