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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Norm on April 03, 2011, 11:55:55 AM

Title: Christian Laettner
Post by: Norm on April 03, 2011, 11:55:55 AM
So I read a story the other day about Christian Laettner wanting to get into coaching and that he was going to go to the Final Four this weekend to see who he could talk to about assistant coaching positions. My brother-in-law (also a Marquette grad) and I were talking about the possibility last night and we both thought it would be a good idea for Buzz to talk to him about a spot, especially if Buzz loses some of his assistants this spring. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on April 03, 2011, 11:57:01 AM
What?
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Norm on April 03, 2011, 12:04:51 PM
Here's a link to the story:

http://www.lostlettermen.com/duke-christian-laettner-coach/ (http://www.lostlettermen.com/duke-christian-laettner-coach/)
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: GGGG on April 03, 2011, 12:45:14 PM
Terrible idea.  I'm sure his heart will be in it after picking up his family from their Florida beach front home and moving them to Milwaukee.  I can't think of a person with a more opposite coaching upbringing than Buzz and him.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: MarquetteDano on April 03, 2011, 12:50:00 PM
Laettner never seemed like an overall bright guy to me.  Maybe it was his speaking voice but he seemed kind of dim.  Plus given what he did for Coack K, why would he not hire him?

Laettner should get his start as an assistant at Mid Major to start to prove himself.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: avid1010 on April 03, 2011, 12:57:09 PM
Laettner's character was revealed during his NBA days...he'd bring little to the table.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Boone on April 03, 2011, 01:19:04 PM
That pretty boy prima donna wouldn't last long on Buzz' staff.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: lab_warrior on April 03, 2011, 02:29:41 PM
Quote from: Norm on April 03, 2011, 11:55:55 AM
So I read a story the other day about Christian Laettner wanting to get into coaching and that he was going to go to the Final Four this weekend to see who he could talk to about assistant coaching positions. My brother-in-law (also a Marquette grad) and I were talking about the possibility last night and we both thought it would be a good idea for Buzz to talk to him about a spot, especially if Buzz loses some of his assistants this spring. What do you guys think?

April fools was a couple days ago.  Thanks, though, I needed a good chuckle over my afternoon Miller Lite.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Knight Commission on April 03, 2011, 04:11:15 PM
This will happen about the same time Kareem gets a coaching job.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on April 03, 2011, 04:21:23 PM
About as funny as Isiah posturing for the Loyola job. 
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: wyzgy on April 03, 2011, 08:47:50 PM
christain laettner has the enthusiasm of narcoleptic phil 050 professor reading shakespeare's mating habits 
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Norm on April 03, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
So all of you wouldn't even consider arguably the best college basketball player of the past 25 years on the coaching staff at Marquette? If any of you guys had called him a pretty boy prima donna to his face he'd have probably punched your lights out back in the day. Hate him all you want, but that guy could play and had a killer attitude on the floor during his college days. He came through in the clutch pretty much every time he had to for Duke. My guess is he could teach the kids a thing or two -- especially Otule and Gardner -- about how to play with toughness out there and how to get in to position to make a positive play.

Now, I am only focusing on his college career, as after his first 5 years in the NBA he seemed to go through the motions, but I think he admitted that he was burned out by then, even though he played another 8 years.

I don't know. If I were Buzz I would at least talk to him. If there isn't a fit or chemistry, then move on to the next guy. Can't hurt talking to him.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: HouWarrior on April 04, 2011, 05:26:34 AM
So what portions of this hyperbole support him being a good coach, or even a coach?

Duke has a very broad coaching tree (Ammaker, Brey, Dawkins), and CL should have tons of contacts built over the years-- it should tell you everything that not a single one has hired him.

Do you see a red flag in his facing multi million $ judgments, for unpaid business debts, and finally now, deciding  to go to back to work, as a coach. The nicest thing they could find to say was the Hurleys complimenting him for coming up to a charity golf event, and not wanting anything, in return. Let the Hurley boys at Wagner offer him an unpaid spot, with them....he is quoted, however,  as shooting not for that, but rather the big $ of head coaching...as if...NOT!!

How would you imagine an "entitled" singularity, not known for a good head, camradarie, or team  leadership, such as he,  would contribute to players/coaches in the Buzz system.

CL needs to clean up and repay his Blue Devil Partners, even if it means bankruptcy, and then, he will have learned manhood lessons, better equipping him to coach someone else.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Hards Alumni on April 04, 2011, 07:13:34 AM
Quote from: Norm on April 03, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
So all of you wouldn't even consider arguably the best college basketball player of the past 25 years on the coaching staff at Marquette? If any of you guys had called him a pretty boy prima donna to his face he'd have probably punched your lights out back in the day. Hate him all you want, but that guy could play and had a killer attitude on the floor during his college days. He came through in the clutch pretty much every time he had to for Duke. My guess is he could teach the kids a thing or two -- especially Otule and Gardner -- about how to play with toughness out there and how to get in to position to make a positive play.

Now, I am only focusing on his college career, as after his first 5 years in the NBA he seemed to go through the motions, but I think he admitted that he was burned out by then, even though he played another 8 years.

I don't know. If I were Buzz I would at least talk to him. If there isn't a fit or chemistry, then move on to the next guy. Can't hurt talking to him.

I would not even consider him for even the most menial job that MU basketball has to offer.  That job should go to someone in house or someone who actually earned it.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on April 04, 2011, 08:31:29 AM
This thread is so idiotic it defies explanation. Christian Laettner? What the hell is going on around here?
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Henry Sugar on April 04, 2011, 08:34:53 AM
Marquette should make Laettner the new head of the Arts and Sciences department, primarily on his qualifications of not being a lesbian.

That's about as plausible as him being an assistant for the basketball team.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: GGGG on April 04, 2011, 08:41:25 AM
Quote from: Norm on April 03, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
So all of you wouldn't even consider arguably the best college basketball player of the past 25 years on the coaching staff at Marquette? If any of you guys had called him a pretty boy prima donna to his face he'd have probably punched your lights out back in the day. Hate him all you want, but that guy could play and had a killer attitude on the floor during his college days. He came through in the clutch pretty much every time he had to for Duke.


All of which is completely irrelevent to being an assistant coach in college basketball today. 
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Norm on April 04, 2011, 08:59:42 AM
Quote from: PuertoRicanNightmare on April 04, 2011, 08:31:29 AM
This thread is so idiotic it defies explanation. Christian Laettner? What the hell is going on around here?
Sorry to offend your sensibilities PRN. I read an article about Laettner wanting to get back into the game as an assistant coach so I thought I'd see what people thought about it at MUScoop. Obviously, people here do not like the idea of him ever being considered for an assistant coach job here at MU. Fine by me. I think he has more to offer as an assistant coach than others do here. It'll be interesting to see if he lands a coaching gig somewhere.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Hards Alumni on April 04, 2011, 09:06:24 AM
Quote from: Norm on April 04, 2011, 08:59:42 AM
Sorry to offend your sensibilities PRN. I read an article about Laettner wanting to get back into the game as an assistant coach so I thought I'd see what people thought about it at MUScoop. Obviously, people here do not like the idea of him ever being considered for an assistant coach job here at MU. Fine by me. I think he has more to offer as an assistant coach than others do here. It'll be interesting to see if he lands a coaching gig somewhere.

I'm just curious as to what he has as qualifications to be a coach other than he played.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Norm on April 04, 2011, 09:10:45 AM
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on April 04, 2011, 09:06:24 AM
I'm just curious as to what he has as qualifications to be a coach other than he played.
What qualifications do most people have before they become an assistant coach? Some guys will be the video coordinator or unpaid assistant, but many others start at the assistant level after their playing days. Brad Stevens I believe worked on Wall Street or in insurance or something before he became an assistant at Butler. You have to do more of the menial stuff if you never played the game like Buzz. Former players sometimes can bypass the grad assistant, unpaid assistant jobs.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Hards Alumni on April 04, 2011, 09:20:35 AM
Quote from: Norm on April 04, 2011, 09:10:45 AM
What qualifications do most people have before they become an assistant coach? Some guys will be the video coordinator or unpaid assistant, but many others start at the assistant level after their playing days. Brad Stevens I believe worked on Wall Street or in insurance or something before he became an assistant at Butler. You have to do more of the menial stuff if you never played the game like Buzz. Former players sometimes can bypass the grad assistant, unpaid assistant jobs.

Brad Stevens was an unpaid assistant before getting a paid assistant job at Butler.  Christain Laettner hasn't done anything basketball related in over 6 years.  The point is, a lot of guys put in time or show that they can DO the job.  CL has not really shown that he cares about the sport in years, and is probably in it for the money.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: 6746jonesr on April 04, 2011, 09:30:49 AM
Quote from: Norm on April 03, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
So all of you wouldn't even consider arguably the best college basketball player of the past 25 years on the coaching staff at Marquette? If any of you guys had called him a pretty boy prima donna to his face he'd have probably punched your lights out back in the day. Hate him all you want, but that guy could play and had a killer attitude on the floor during his college days. He came through in the clutch pretty much every time he had to for Duke. My guess is he could teach the kids a thing or two -- especially Otule and Gardner -- about how to play with toughness out there and how to get in to position to make a positive play.

Now, I am only focusing on his college career, as after his first 5 years in the NBA he seemed to go through the motions, but I think he admitted that he was burned out by then, even though he played another 8 years.

I don't know. If I were Buzz I would at least talk to him. If there isn't a fit or chemistry, then move on to the next guy. Can't hurt talking to him.
Yes, we should definately go for a "go through the motions kind of guy.  that's the kind of character guy that Buzz wants on his staff."
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: texaswarrior74 on April 04, 2011, 09:37:21 AM
His character (read: lack of) goes against everything that MU stands for as a university and could not be more different than what Buzz extols.

He would be a terrible hire.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: leever on April 04, 2011, 10:24:50 AM
Quote from: Henry Sugar on April 04, 2011, 08:34:53 AM
Marquette should make Laettner the new head of the Arts and Sciences department, primarily on his qualifications of not being a lesbian.

That's about as plausible as him being an assistant for the basketball team.

Are you sure that he's not a lesbian?
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Henry Sugar on April 04, 2011, 10:27:55 AM
Quote from: leever on April 04, 2011, 10:24:50 AM
Are you sure that he's not a lesbian?

Excellent point.  You seem to have uncovered a flaw in my plan.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: SaintPaulWarrior on April 04, 2011, 10:57:58 AM
Does anybody remember seeing him introduced in Kansas City for his hall of fame induction?  I cannot remember if it was between games or halftime of one of the games.  He was acting like a complete goof and hamming/dorking it up for the Duke fans in attendance.  The other inductees were looking at him like he was nuts.  It was actually pretty funny.
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: willie warrior on April 04, 2011, 11:26:45 AM
Quote from: texaswarrior74 on April 04, 2011, 09:37:21 AM
His character (read: lack of) goes against everything that MU stands for as a university and could not be more different than what Buzz extols.

He would be a terrible hire.
I assume by his character, you mean the same type of character as Tom Crean, Kevin O'Neill, or Mike Deane?
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: wyzgy on April 05, 2011, 08:09:49 PM
Quote from: Henry Sugar on April 04, 2011, 08:34:53 AM
Marquette should make Laettner the new head of the Arts and Sciences department, primarily on his qualifications of not being a lesbian.

That's about as plausible as him being an assistant for the basketball team.

now that was funny right there ++++
just think of the wealth of knwledge he'd bring with his 2(or whatever) years riding the pines of the nba.  probaly had every practical joke known played on him
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: nyg on April 05, 2011, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: wyzgy on April 05, 2011, 08:09:49 PM
now that was funny right there ++++
just think of the wealth of knwledge he'd bring with his 2(or whatever) years riding the pines of the nba.  probaly had every practical joke known played on him

Actually Laettner played 13 years in the NBA and made a boatload of money.  
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: leever on April 06, 2011, 11:19:13 AM
Yes, but is he or is he not a lesbian?
Title: Re: Christian Laettner
Post by: Lighthouse 84 on April 06, 2011, 11:59:14 AM
Quote from: leever on April 06, 2011, 11:19:13 AM
Yes, but is he or is he not a lesbian?

Depends on what you define the word "is" to be.

Ok, yes.  he's a lesbian.
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