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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: mr.MUskie on January 13, 2011, 08:04:32 PM

Title: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: mr.MUskie on January 13, 2011, 08:04:32 PM
http://www.nbcchicago.com/around-town/events/Party-at-D-Wades-B-day-Bash-113469944.html
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: Doris Burkes Thong on January 13, 2011, 08:08:19 PM
I'll be there with Tim Maymon and the rest of the posse.
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 13, 2011, 08:30:07 PM
The Bronzed Beast of Bloomington will be arriving at the Alhambra Palace on his ATV, kitted out in formal Karate wear



Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:10:15 AM
Quote from: warthog-driver on January 13, 2011, 08:30:07 PM
The Bronzed Beast of Bloomington will be arriving at the Alhambra Palace on his ATV, kitted out in formal Karate wear





"Bronzed Beast of Bloomington" BBB...lol
Or..."Tanned Solo"


Man, your post makes me want to bust out in...

HAIKU!

Tanned Solo arrives
Indiana shorts in tow
For door prizes: SWAG!
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 12:18:07 AM
Quote from: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:10:15 AM
"Tanned Solo arrives
Indiana shorts in tow
For door prizes: SWAG!

The Land of Promise
Oh for Four in the Big Ten
It's Indiana
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 12:22:52 AM
Quote from: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:10:15 AM
Tanned Solo arrives
Indiana shorts in tow
For door prizes: SWAG!

Tanned Solo Above
Candy Assed Striped Pants He Wore
White Butt Cheeks Below
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:24:10 AM
"I made him a star.
Come to Indiana...please?
Help me save my job!"
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 12:26:59 AM
Quote from: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:24:10 AM
"I made him a star.
Come to Indiana...please?
Help me save my job!"

his job was in doubt
smarmy charlatan exposed
send in jack harbaugh
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:29:55 AM
If he gets fired
He can always work for Jim
Even Jack or John
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:31:57 AM
As more losses mount,
Hoosier Hysteria halts
But he keeps clapping.
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 01:49:11 AM
employment now gone
a reduction in lifestyle
will joanie depart
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 01:52:39 AM
betrayer of trust
pronounced lack of character
you sir are no Al
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 01:58:25 AM
a very dark soul
the Bronzed Beast of Bloomington
his skin also lies
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: leever on January 14, 2011, 10:24:51 AM
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.

Just sayin.............
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 10:33:59 AM
Quote from: leever on January 14, 2011, 10:24:51 AM
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively. Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.

Just sayin.............

Ah, so desu ka? Nihong o hanashimasuka? Yo ku yu yo, gaijin...
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: Tommy Brice for Coach on January 14, 2011, 10:38:44 AM
Quote from: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 01:49:11 AM
employment now gone
a reduction in lifestyle
will joanie depart

OH MAN! It's been too long since Warthog's Haikus...
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: leever on January 14, 2011, 10:44:11 AM
Seriously?

Please, not hanashimasuka!
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 01:02:05 PM
Quote from: 77ncaachamps on January 14, 2011, 12:31:57 AM
As more losses mount,
Hoosier Hysteria halts
But he keeps clapping.

a very long time
to not savor victory
a perfect record
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on January 14, 2011, 01:13:44 PM
Quote from: leever on January 14, 2011, 10:44:11 AM
Seriously?

Please, not hanashimasuka!

I think I smoked hanashimasuka in college.  (please tell me that that's not Japanese for dick or something.)
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 01:45:47 PM
Quote from: ZiggysF*ckinFryBoy on January 14, 2011, 01:13:44 PM
I think I smoked hanashimasuka in college.  (please tell me that that's not Japanese for dick or something.)

You may be confusing this with Manatuska's finest? Alaskan Thunderfrick is world renowned...
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: Lennys Tap on January 14, 2011, 02:26:55 PM
The Bronzed Beast arrives
In battle regalia
Red IU short pants
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: leever on January 14, 2011, 02:32:58 PM
Waiting patiently for someone to work "urinator" into an II,II haiku.
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: Lennys Tap on January 14, 2011, 03:00:49 PM
Quote from: leever on January 14, 2011, 02:32:58 PM
Waiting patiently for someone to work "urinator" into an II,II haiku.

Marquette's number three
World renowned urinator
Lifts leg on TC
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: warthog-driver on January 14, 2011, 03:15:41 PM
Quote from: leever on January 14, 2011, 02:32:58 PM
Waiting patiently for someone to work "urinator" into an II,II haiku.

Incessant clapping
the Urinator takes aim
Bronzed skin turned yellow
Title: Re: Anyone going to D. Wade's birthday party?
Post by: 4everwarriors on January 14, 2011, 04:56:11 PM
Quote from: ZiggysF*ckinFryBoy on January 14, 2011, 01:13:44 PM
I think I smoked hanashimasuka in college.  (please tell me that that's not Japanese for dick or something.)


It actually translates to Easter basket grass.
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