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Title: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: jaybilaswho? on August 26, 2010, 08:33:20 AM
After listening to Steve Czaben talking about this on Bob and Brian this morning, I was curious to know what this board thinks.
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: reinko on August 26, 2010, 09:35:02 AM
After listening to Steve Czaben talking about this on Bob and Brian this morning, I was curious to know what this board thinks.

Thread is kinda useless with out a picture...
(http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/rachel-uchitel5.jpg)
(http://www.astrochicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tiger-woods-and-rachel-uchitel.jpg)

Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: StillAWarrior on August 26, 2010, 10:06:18 AM
There's (at least) two kinds of hot:

1) Walking into a supermarket, restaurant or a business meeting and seeing someone and thinking, "wow she's hot."
2) The level of hotness that I'd expect to see with a billionaire professional athlete.

Uchitel is definitely hot in the first sense, but probably not the second.
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on August 26, 2010, 10:11:18 AM
You also have to factor in that a) Tiger's wife IMO is infinitely "hotter" and b) Uchitel is hot AND trashy. She's somebody to want to bang, not somebody you'd want to "settle down" with. Huge difference, in my opinion. Also, it wasn't just Uchitel who broke up his marriage. That's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: LON on August 26, 2010, 11:55:26 AM
She's 100x better than that man Alex Rodriguez was caught with.

That said, she probably tastes like herpes.

(http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/07/6864788_36_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: reinko on August 26, 2010, 12:05:09 PM
She's 100x better than that man Alex Rodriguez was caught with.

That said, she probably tastes like herpes.

(http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/07/6864788_36_4.jpg)

If you think she is bad, how about this bow wow Steve Phillips was caught with.
(http://news.about-knowledge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/brooke-hundley1.jpg)
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: Lighthouse 84 on August 26, 2010, 01:15:16 PM
Wow!  I wouldn't hit that with your d@*@....
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: martyconlonontherun on August 26, 2010, 04:22:08 PM
No, not hot at all. Would probably turn it down if given the opportunity.
(http://inyobusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rachel-uchitel-bikini-343x600.jpg)
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: MUBurrow on August 26, 2010, 04:36:41 PM
i voted yes and yes because i wanted to vote no and yes.  but it wasnt an option.
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: jaybilaswho? on August 26, 2010, 04:43:12 PM
i voted yes and yes because i wanted to vote no and yes.  but it wasnt an option.

thought about including that option, but kinda thought the first question was a requisite for the second... I guess once I am married I will think differently?
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on August 26, 2010, 05:53:32 PM
Meat Curtains
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: 4everwarriors on August 26, 2010, 07:26:16 PM
From all indications, Ms. Uchitel apparently has a wonderful personality and is likely to be a wonderful, caring wife and mother.
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: NavinRJohnson on August 26, 2010, 10:12:24 PM
I'm with marty conlon...perhaps setting the enhanced lips aside, is this even a real question?
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on August 26, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
dudes dig the camel toe.

4never digs the man-toe.
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: MUEng92 on August 27, 2010, 06:56:59 AM
Of the 16% of wives who would be left according to the survey, how many are the plastic variety you order through the mail and how many are the actual living breathing kind?
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: wildbillsb on August 27, 2010, 07:37:37 AM
But, but, but, Rachel U is not an average man..
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: 77ncaachamps on August 27, 2010, 04:23:58 PM
Yes and No.

And I'm not even married.

Damn Catholic guilt...
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on August 27, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
dudes dig the camel toe.

4never digs the man-toe.

I believe you mean Moose Knuckles
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: MUBurrow on August 27, 2010, 05:19:04 PM
Of the 16% of wives who would be left according to the survey, how many are the plastic variety you order through the mail and how many are the actual living breathing kind?


... busted... im not married...
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: wyzgy on August 27, 2010, 10:00:54 PM
No, not hot at all. Would probably turn it down if given the opportunity.
(http://inyobusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/rachel-uchitel-bikini-343x600.jpg)
kind of like a corvette, not real practical to own, but would love to drive it around for a week or so...
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: martyconlonontherun on August 28, 2010, 01:07:02 AM
kind of like a corvette, not real practical to own, but would love to drive it around for a week or so...

Or have a Toyota for work and just keep this in the garage for a Sunday drive?
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: john_cocktoasten on August 28, 2010, 10:31:49 AM
kind of like a corvette, not real practical to own, but would love to drive it around for a week or so...


CAMEL-TOE
Title: Re: Rachel Uchitel
Post by: NersEllenson on August 29, 2010, 09:42:37 AM
On a hotness scale, I personally find Rachel HOTTER than Elin.  I've seen plenty of pictures of Elin where she just looks really blah, pale, etc.   Thought Elin was hot 8 years ago, but she really doesn't seem to be aging very well.  Just my opinion, but I've always been a bigger fan of brunettes/olive skinned girls than the blonde/blues.