The 'Cuse fans will run with this on Saturday.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4946709
just noticed that on ESPN :D :D :D
of all the citations, this has got to be among the most embarrassing.
Who leaked this story?
Did ESPN have the live stream?
Jay Wright has to be pissed.
What's more important is that he avoids being put on a sex offender list. That was happening in some states for being caught doing this. I find that ridiculous on all levels, but it was happening to some fine urinators out there.
i dont think its a big deal to punish him for at all, like wright said its a simple mistake. That said it is pretty embarrassing and he should be prepared for some chants on saturday.
As long as you're not showing your junk to a woman or child, this should be legal. If somebody can explain to me otherwise, I'm all ears.
In Milwaukee an individual apprehended for urinating in public is ticketed for "Public Masturbation." A buddy of mine at MU found that fact out the hard way!
That would be slightly worse for Stokes.
Quote from: Skatastrophy on February 25, 2010, 05:49:00 PM
In Milwaukee an individual apprehended for urinating in public is ticketed for "Public Masturbation." A buddy of mine at MU found that fact out the hard way!
That would be slightly worse for Stokes.
There are a lot of dogs beating off on my block in that case.
There he goes pissing away his team's chances!
Gee wizz
Quote from: Danny Noonan on February 25, 2010, 05:08:18 PM
The 'Cuse fans will run with this on Saturday.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=4946709
"Stokes, who was nabbed urinating between two parked cars, was reportedly
surrounded by his teammates."
When making it rain goes wrong.
"Stokes, who was nabbed urinating between two parked cars, was reportedly surrounded by his teammates."
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I guess this makes Villanova Philadelphia's new Whiz Kids, supplanting the 1950 Phillies.
Honestly, who hasn't done this a millions times??
can't blame the guy...one of my best friends got busted for this during harley fest and it was $175...too bad but it happens to the best of us
I understand ripping on opposing players (especially those that beat us twice in close games), but still, how many of you have done the same thing?
I feel you, corey...
Just piss poor judgment if you ask me.
Quote from: reinko on February 25, 2010, 05:22:14 PM
Jay Wright has to be pissed.
I don't know this was intentional but it is the best pun ever...
What a wanker
Let us hope that this will put a lid on Villanova draining the 3.
I just hope he was able to finish, it would suck and hurt to have to pinch off mid-stream...
If the whole team was surrounding him, the whole team is going to have a hard time shaking this one.
Talk about a slow news day.
I had hear that Stokes was going to go pro after last season but decided to stick it out at Nova instead.
When this is the most newsworthy thing that's happened to you all day you know urine trouble.
Got nabbed in the alley behind mcgillicudy's, got a disorderly.
Maybe he'll team up with derrick caracter.
QuoteAs long as you're not showing your junk to a woman or child, this should be legal. If somebody can explain to me otherwise, I'm all ears.
HAHA, you can't just go around pissing everywhere...
Corey Stokes or Strokes?
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on February 25, 2010, 07:40:05 PM
Got nabbed in the alley behind mcgillicudy's, got a disorderly.
So you were able to bargin it down from public masturbation?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 25, 2010, 08:01:28 PM
So you were able to bargin it down from public masturbation?
no, just got a disorderly conduct citation. "subject was witness urinating in public by a uniformed Milwaukee police officer." was way too cold that night to whack off anyway.
Oh man, you hate to see such a good team PEEter out so close to tournament time.
(sorry all the good ones were taken)
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 25, 2010, 08:01:28 PM
So you were able to bargin it down from public masturbation?
I can vouch for the DC route in Milwaukee.....Summerfest, fireworks, lots to drink, boat bouncing in the waves, many friends and one bathroom. I thought I'd make an attempt to clean up the Milwaukee River, but I ended up making a $175 donation to the city of Milwaukee instead. What was really embarassing was the spotlight and red/blue flashing lights drawing attention to me....a man just can't stop on a dime! To be young and dumb again...
Odd, I didn't see this on my streaming news today.
Quote from: rocky_warrior on February 25, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Odd, I didn't see this on my streaming news today.
piss off rocky, this is a college kid we're talking about.
he'll learn from thus and correct his mistake on satuday...when he pisses his teams chances....down the drain.
(Bill Raftery Voice and intonation)....Corey Stokes.....with the flush!
been there. had to make a donation to milwaukee years ago on my walk/stumble back from michael's. relieved myself near the homeless shelter. cop stepped out of the car, took my thumb print and handed me a ticket. oh well.....
Quote from: Peoples_Republic_Warrior on February 25, 2010, 06:53:40 PM
Honestly, who hasn't done this a millions times??
can't blame the guy...one of my best friends got busted for this during harley fest and it was $175...too bad but it happens to the best of us
I understand ripping on opposing players (especially those that beat us twice in close games), but still, how many of you have done the same thing?
I feel you, corey...
Millions of times--a little hyperbole--try thousands.
Quote from: Wareagle on February 25, 2010, 06:40:53 PM
"Stokes, who was nabbed urinating between two parked cars, was reportedly surrounded by his teammates."
When making it rain goes wrong.
Winner.
Maybe the Nova equipment manager should invest in a Bladder Buddy.
http://www.bladderbuddy.com
Quote from: Skatastrophy on February 25, 2010, 05:49:00 PM
In Milwaukee an individual apprehended for urinating in public is ticketed for "Public Masturbation." A buddy of mine at MU found that fact out the hard way!
That would be slightly worse for Stokes.
and surrounded by his teammates? sounds like he could've been cited for a circle jerk.
at least this proves Stokes didn't have shy kidneys....
We named the stone, rock, brick, (whatever) on 15th St. between State and Kilbourn the "piss fence".
Well, if Villanova gets down early they're just going to have to pecker away at the lead.
Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I dont really want
none of the above
I want to piss on you.
drip drip drip