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The Naked Beer Slide was mostly performed by men, however, one early morning in June, 1991, a female participated in the ritual. | The Naked Beer Slide was mostly performed by men, however, one early morning in June, 1991, a female participated in the ritual. | ||
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===== Red, White & Blue ===== | ===== Red, White & Blue ===== | ||
- | The Lanche and Pabst Red, White & Blue in a can were synonymous with each other throughout the bar's existence. | + | {{bars: |
+ | In 1984 we (4th floor of Schroeder Hall guys) were offered the first import night on campus. | ||
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===== Gordy ===== | ===== Gordy ===== | ||
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===== The Sign ===== | ===== The Sign ===== | ||
- | While owners came and went, the red, lightbulb studded sign always remained the same. When The Lanche' | + | While owners came and went, the red, lightbulb studded sign always remained the same. When The Lanche' |
===== Images ===== | ===== Images ===== | ||
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+ | ===== Ode to the Avalanche ===== | ||
+ | Lines written in Washington DC a few months after graduation. | ||
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+ | In DC I stand | ||
+ | Too many a mile | ||
+ | From where beer is served cold | ||
+ | With a slide and a smile. | ||
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+ | Instead of loud music | ||
+ | And students without books, | ||
+ | I'm surrounded by lawyers | ||
+ | and political crooks. | ||
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+ | I pay too much money, | ||
+ | And I can't understand, | ||
+ | People here don't socialize | ||
+ | With a beer in each hand. | ||
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+ | Drinks here are imported, | ||
+ | They are premium brews, | ||
+ | But they don't quench my thirst | ||
+ | Like a dozen cold Blues. | ||
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+ | Rick isn't here | ||
+ | Dressed in tube socks and shorts. | ||
+ | Mitch can't be heard | ||
+ | Lending wise-ass retorts. | ||
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+ | I can't find a Dan | ||
+ | Solemnly guarding bar doors, | ||
+ | Kicking punks to the street | ||
+ | Claiming "This ID ain't yours." | ||
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+ | Where are the foul smells, | ||
+ | Sticky floors, plastic cups? | ||
+ | The bouncers out here | ||
+ | Kick me out if I throw up! | ||
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+ | I long to return | ||
+ | To that greatest of spots | ||
+ | And quaff dirt-cheap beer | ||
+ | And drink hideous shots. | ||
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+ | How long will it be? | ||
+ | What suffers is my condition. | ||
+ | I can imagine myself | ||
+ | In only one quaint position. | ||
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+ | With my elbow on the bar top, | ||
+ | A Blue in my hand, | ||
+ | Watching people stream into | ||
+ | A bar already jammed. | ||
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+ | I'm chugging cold beers | ||
+ | With my friends, and we all | ||
+ | Will continue to drink | ||
+ | Until Rick gives last call. | ||
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+ | Then we'll hit after-bars, | ||
+ | Or walk home for the night, | ||
+ | Or go to Real Chili | ||
+ | And start a food-fight. | ||
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+ | But our thoughts will be tuned | ||
+ | To the next time we make haste | ||
+ | To the tavern whose misfits | ||
+ | Don't feel out-of-place. | ||
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+ | I need a night now, | ||
+ | I've too much getting and spending. | ||
+ | A tap has my name; | ||
+ | My sanity' | ||
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+ | This drought must surcease, | ||
+ | Throw miles to the winds, | ||
+ | I can see that red arrow | ||
+ | As it slowly descends | ||
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+ | Taking me to the door | ||
+ | Behind which lies the lair | ||
+ | With the solitary table | ||
+ | And nary a chair. | ||
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+ | My dissonance will end | ||
+ | As I enter the place, | ||
+ | But my liver will purr | ||
+ | At a furious pace. | ||
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+ | The night won't cost much; | ||
+ | This bar's not out for wealth, | ||
+ | But when you enter you | ||
+ | Can't be much concerned about health | ||
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+ | Since the bathrooms aren't clean, | ||
+ | And the air has the smack | ||
+ | Of a billowing dark cloud | ||
+ | From an industrial smoke-stack. | ||
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+ | I will not give two thoughts | ||
+ | To fashion or attire; | ||
+ | My clothes will repel | ||
+ | All the muck and the mire. | ||
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+ | Euphoria will be found, | ||
+ | No face will be dour. | ||
+ | With just a couple of bucks | ||
+ | I'll wile away untold hours | ||
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+ | With good cheer and fine drink. | ||
+ | Contentment is not far | ||
+ | From a stool near the tap | ||
+ | At the Avalanche Bar. | ||
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+ | ===== The Closing ===== | ||
+ | Articles from Marquette Tribune | ||
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+ | __All tapped out: ' | ||
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+ | Thursday, April 24, was the last day of operation for the Avalanche Bar, according to Bob Nenno, senior media relations specialist for Office of Communication. | ||
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+ | **__MU response to `Lanche inquiry leaves senator `flabbergasted' | ||
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+ | After a second inquiry filed by MUSG senators in November, university administration decided to inform senators Jan. 16 that it will continue "to investigate alternatives" | ||
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+ | Its response came nearly two months after senators sent a second letter of inquiry - Recomen-dation 8 - as to why the bar was shut down in April 1997. The first inquiry was sent to the administration shortly after the bar's closure. | ||
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+ | The response, written by Ken Smits, vice president of Finance and Administrative Services, said that "the property in question requires extensive rehabilitation to extend its useful life." | ||
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+ | **Handled poorly** \\ | ||
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+ | Terry Davey, a junior off-campus senator, said the response was an " | ||
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+ | In addition, he said he was told that the university administration was seeking " | ||
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+ | ** Better reply expected** \\ | ||
+ | In light of that information, | ||
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+ | Davey said the administration' | ||
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+ | He added that even though the inquiry didn't ask for specifics, he expected better from the administration. | ||
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+ | Smits declined to comment to the Tribune on the situation at this time. | ||
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