Winter Olympics 2026

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Got tired of replaying Heated Rivalry on a loop?

[wadesworld]

Currently researching 'hottest female hockey players' to get ready for the big hockey match today!

That's so cool! They could definitely all beat the hell out of you.

[Jockey]

Currently researching 'hottest female hockey players' to get ready for the big hockey match today!

That beats admitting you are researching women who wouldn't give you the time of day.

[tower912]

He kind of is.

[Jay Bee]

He kind of is.

Whatever. I'm sure they'd tell me the time of day if I ax'd politely.

While living downtown maybe 4ish years ago i met a former uw-madison hockey player. Forgot her name but holy crap. Like legit super model.

I can't skate. I'm from Minnesota, but not a lot to skate on in tha hood.

GO USA

[wadesworld]

Whatever. I'm sure they'd tell me the time of day if I ax'd politely.

While living downtown maybe 4ish years ago i met a former uw-madison hockey player. Forgot her name but holy crap. Like legit super model.

I can't skate. I'm from Minnesota, but not a lot to skate on in tha hood.

GO USA

They're actual athletes.

[Jay Bee]

They're actual athletes.

Bet I could beat 'em bad in Fortnite.

[wadesworld]

Bet I could beat 'em bad in Fortnite.

Most of them probably.

[#UnleashJosh]

That's so cool! They could definitely all beat the hell out of you.

He'd probably like that.

[#UnleashJosh]

Whatever. I'm sure they'd tell me the time of day if I ax'd politely.

While living downtown maybe 4ish years ago i met a former uw-madison hockey player. Forgot her name but holy crap. Like legit super model.

I can't skate. I'm from Minnesota, but not a lot to skate on in tha hood.

GO USA

Did you talk to her about your pickleball rating? I bet you impressed her.

[Jay Bee]

Did you talk to her about your pickleball rating? I bet you impressed her.

I didn't know what pickleball was 4 years ago. Probably just talked about all the CIVIL UNREST, as it was around the time of the August 2000 riots.

[tower912]

I didn't know what pickleball was 4 years ago. Probably just talked about all the CIVIL UNREST, as it was around the time of the August 2000 riots.

I had forgotten about the 2000 riots. Y2K related?

[Jay Bee]

I had forgotten about the 2000 riots. Y2K related?

Sh1t! August 2020

[#UnleashJosh]

I didn't know what pickleball was 4 years ago. Probably just talked about all the CIVIL UNREST, as it was around the time of the August 2000 riots.

Jay bee, you gotta stop living in the past. 4 years ago was 2022.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Cheers to Prevc family of Slovenia.  They win the mixed team Ski Jump gold medal.  2 brothers and 2 sisters - the family has won 8 lifetime medals in ski jumping.

[Billy Hoyle]

Biathlon may as well be a reality show. Yesterday, during his post-victory interview, the male bronze medal winner confessed to cheating on his GF. Today, the women's gold medalist was convicted of stealing and using her teammate's credit card.

https://x.com/rodger/status/2021600322414653728

[cheebs09]

Biathlon may as well be a reality show. Yesterday, during his post-victory interview, the male bronze medal winner confessed to cheating on his GF. Today, the women's gold medalist was convicted of stealing and using her teammate's credit card.

https://x.com/rodger/status/2021600322414653728

Doug Gottlieb will begin practicing for the biathlon now.

[Hards Alumni]

Doug Gottlieb will begin practicing for the biathlon now.

Don't forget to give credit for this joke!

[MuggsyB]

Stolz has a lot of game. 

[Mutaman]

However, Willie Pep has been overlooked historically. 

This is a really good flick.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Featherweight

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

I don't know what's more bizarre?  Watching this luge relay or the Svedka vodka dancing robots commercial that runs frequently during the Olympics.

[MuggsyB]

This is a really good flick.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Featherweight

Ty Mutaman.

[wadesworld]

Brutal for Ilia Malinin.  Sucks the camera was zoomed in on his face waiting for his scores.  Caught him talking about them not sending him to Beijing, people will see that as him making excuses, but he handled congratulating the gold medalist and the interview right after that very well.

[Billy Hoyle]

Brutal for Ilia Malinin.  Sucks the camera was zoomed in on his face waiting for his scores.  Caught him talking about them not sending him to Beijing, people will see that as him making excuses, but he handled congratulating the gold medalist and the interview right after that very well.

I give the guy credit for going out and trying to hit a home run when he only needed a single. Leave it all out there.

The first gold medal for Kazakhstan too!

[nyg]

Brutal for Ilia Malinin.  Sucks the camera was zoomed in on his face waiting for his scores.  Caught him talking about them not sending him to Beijing, people will see that as him making excuses, but he handled congratulating the gold medalist and the interview right after that very well.

That was like Tiger Woods going in the 18th green at the US Open with a three shot lead, then putting four balls in the water to lose.  But unlike Tiger, the kid was way too confident and when he missed that first 4 quad, it changed.  Then he fell, missed another 4 quad and fell again.  Maybe a more simple run would have done it.  Probably cost him $50 million in endorsements.  He wins, he is on Wheaties, commercials, everything.  Was face of US Olympics and took a dump. That TV overhear was brutal, made him look like a spoiled brat.  Only 21, hope he gets over the loss.

Now waiting for the female face, Mikela to fall again in skiing.  In her last six Olympic events, she hasn't won a single medal, including one already this year.  Hope it doesn't happen, she is worlds best, but so was Ilia.

Now it is Jordan Stolz time.