Kimmel back

[MU82]

Must-see TV tomorrow night.

[Uncle Rico]

Must-see TV tomorrow night.

I thought he was out because of ratings?  The press release said otherwise.  Weird.

[CreightonWarrior]

I thought he was out because of ratings?  The press release said otherwise.  Weird.

It was, this whole thing was orchestrated by lamestream media to create outrage so his return would boost ratings.

[Uncle Rico]

It was, this whole thing was orchestrated by lamestream media to create outrage so his return would boost ratings.

I assumed it was because of the bad week the stock had but this makes more sense.  Typical lame stream media

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

[MU82]

It will be the most-watched late night show in years.

[GB Warrior]

Gone for 3 business days and rose from the dead

[Skatastrophy]

The Man Show 2: Kimmel's Return

[Judge Smails]

It's like when they ban books - they just become more popular

[Uncle Rico]

https://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lzhgwlsppc2j

[Shaka Shart]

https://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lzhgwlsppc2j

I would love to see the strategy financial models currently for this.

Disneypluspricing V12 Kimmel Adjustment 9-22 Broken Links Iger Review.xlsx

[Skatastrophy]

Somebody on Scoop always insisted that DIS was going to be a great buy and hold stock. I would be so frustrated with their incompetence these past 10 years.

[GB Warrior]

Somebody on Scoop always insisted that DIS was going to be a great buy and hold stock. I would be so frustrated with their incompetence these past 10 years.

It dropped because of woke

[MuggsyB]

So it's not ratings or the FCC and Trump?  Then my guess is he'll have some written apology and invite Erika Kirk on the show.  Or Adam Carolla.  Maybe we'll be blessed with him going out for his monologue as Oprah or Karl Malone? 

[Jay Bee]

Sinclair= Righteous

[The Sultan]

Ah.

https://bsky.app/profile/culturecrave.co/post/3lzhhhokfz226

[MU82]

Somebody on Scoop always insisted that DIS was going to be a great buy and hold stock. I would be so frustrated with their incompetence these past 10 years.

Smuggles (Heisy) said DIS should be avoided at all costs. The stock was around $80 at the time IIRC. It is up about 40% since then.

It also is up a market-beating 20% over the last year.

It wasn't nearly as bad as his insistence that AAPL was dead money - which he made about 1000% ago.

[Uncle Rico]

Ah.

https://bsky.app/profile/culturecrave.co/post/3lzhhhokfz226

Sure, Jan

[MuggsyB]

Smuggles (Heisy) said DIS should be avoided at all costs. The stock was around $80 at the time IIRC. It is up about 40% since then.

It also is up a market-beating 20% over the last year.

It wasn't nearly as bad as his insistence that AAPL was dead money - which he made about 1000% ago.

Iv

Smuggles (Heisy) said DIS should be avoided at all costs. The stock was around $80 at the time IIRC. It is up about 40% since then.

It also is up a market-beating 20% over the last year.

It wasn't nearly as bad as his insistence that AAPL was dead money - which he made about 1000% ago.

I'm pissed AAPL hasn't had a good year.  My NIL plans will have to wait. 

Oh...but they are up 4.3% today. 

[Uncle Rico]

So it's not ratings or the FCC and Trump?  Then my guess is he'll have some written apology and invite Erika Kirk on the show.  Or Adam Carolla.  Maybe we'll be blessed with him going out for his monologue as Oprah or Karl Malone? 

Erika Kirk should be at home raising her kids and not galavanting around the country.  She needs to find a husband to take care of her.

[CreightonWarrior]

Erika Kirk should be at home raising her kids and not galavanting around the country.  She needs to find a husband to take care of her.

how do you expect her to run for office that way?

[Uncle Rico]

how do you expect her to run for office that way?

As an obedient woman of god, she won't run for office.  Unless she can make money off running for office, of course. 

[MuggsyB]

Erika Kirk should be at home raising her kids and not galavanting around the country.  She needs to find a husband to take care of her.

She could be galvanting to the White House?

[Uncle Rico]

She could be galvanting to the White House?

What an offensive action towards our lord and savior that would be.  She's a righteous woman that will put raising her kids above any political pursuits

[MuggsyB]

What an offensive action towards our lord and savior that would be.  She's a righteous woman that will put raising her kids above any political pursuits

She'll just use the autopen and hire some people. 

[GB Warrior]

She could be galvanting to the White House?

Does she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?

[MuggsyB]

Does she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?

He'll be gone. 

[Uncle Rico]

She'll just use the autopen and hire some people. 

If that's the case, she'll rot in hell for disobeying the Bible

[CreightonWarrior]

Does she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?

based on the videos I saw from yesterday, yes.

[The Sultan]

Does she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?

Eh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

[Uncle Rico]

Eh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

If she does porn, he'll be all over her. 

[MuggsyB]

If that's the case, she'll rot in hell for disobeying the Bible

What does the Bible say about autopenning?  I was just curious. 

[CreightonWarrior]

She kicked off her campaign the day after his death when she posted the video.

[Uncle Rico]

What does the Bible say about autopenning?  I was just curious. 

It doesn't.  It wasn't invented yet.  Now, I'm sure someone will go back in time and have her sign the Epstein book and fake that, too. 

[MuggsyB]

It doesn't.  It wasn't invented yet.  Now, I'm sure someone will go back in time and have her sign the Epstein book and fake that, too.

I'm confused.  Fake what exactly? 

[Uncle Rico]

I'm confused.  Fake what exactly? 

Soros has a Time Machine he used to sign the Epstein book in the President's name and will do the same to Erika Kirk.

[MuggsyB]

Soros has a Time Machine he used to sign the Epstein book in the President's name and will do the same to Erika Kirk.

Whoakay.  I'm a little lost.  Thankfully MU Hoops is around the corner. 

[Uncle Rico]

Whoakay.  I'm a little lost.  Thankfully MU Hoops is around the corner. 

Read a Bible, pal and get rid of your Tylenol

[MuggsyB]

Read a Bible, pal and get rid of your Tylenol

I'm not religious and don't take any pills.  Why the hostility? 

[Uncle Rico]

I'm not religious and don't take any pills.  Why the hostility? 

Good.  Tylenol causes autism

[Scoop Snoop]

I'm not religious and don't take any pills.  Why the hostility? 

But you really should.

[MuggsyB]

Good.  Tylenol causes autism

WTF??  I guess I missed that.  Once in s great while I have an Ibuprofen. 

[MuggsyB]

But you really should.

I don't believe in pills. 

[Uncle Rico]

WTF??  I guess I missed that.  Once in s great while I have an Ibuprofen. 

Yes.  It was proven today

[Scoop Snoop]

I don't believe in pills. 

As usual, you missed the point.

[MuggsyB]

As usual, you missed the point.

Maybe there wasn't a point? 

Yes.  It was proven today
[/quote


Ahh...I missed that story.  Well that's super dumb. 

[Scoop Snoop]

nm

[cheebs09]

Eh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

Kind of got these vibes.

[MU82]

I don't believe in pills. 

Ibuprofen is a pill.

[The Sultan]

Ibuprofen is a pill.

I snort it.

[tower912]

Pain don't hurt

[MuggsyB]

Ibuprofen is a pill.

Yes.  But it's extremely rare for me to have one.  In general I have adverse reactions to medications and I think in my case they're Placebo based solutions. 

[GB Warrior]

Yes.  But it's extremely rare for me to have one.  In general I have adverse reactions to medications and I think in my case they're Placebo based solutions.

Is that only if taken orally or do suppositories have the same affect

[Shaka Shart]

Eh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

I hope I have fireworks at my funeral too

[Shaka Shart]

I'm confused.  Fake what exactly? 

Until a week ago, orgasms

[MuggsyB]

Is that only if taken orally or do suppositories have the same affect

Everything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful. 

[wadesworld]

Everything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful.

That's good news for you. Your children will not have autism.

[jesmu84]

I don't believe in pills. 

What is there to "believe" in?

[Billy Hoyle]

She could be galvanting to the White House?

She'll try to galavant to the White House, but on JD's arm. He's already had to apologize for marrying a non white woman (before he sold his soul) and who better to complete his transformation than his buddy's wife?

Whose head speechwriter do you think has written her speeches?

[#UnleashThePortal]

Insert grandpa simpson.

[Skatastrophy]

WTF??  I guess I missed that.  Once in s great while I have an Ibuprofen. 

That and acetaminophen are fine. Tylenol causes autism. 

[forgetful]

Horse paste: Safe
Vaccines: Bad

Raw milk: Safe
Tylenol: Bad

[Billy Hoyle]

Horse paste: Safe
Vaccines: Bad

Raw milk: Safe
Tylenol: Bad

and wash them all down with beef tallow!

[Shaka Shart]

Everything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful.

*reada vyvanse label* shame

[forgetful]

and wash them all down with beef tallow!

And don't forget to inject bleach weekly.

[MU Fan in Connecticut]

Must-see TV tomorrow night.

Governor Newsome is the first guest.

[MU82]

Yes.  But it's extremely rare for me to have one.  In general I have adverse reactions to medications and I think in my case they're Placebo based solutions.

You're one of a kind, Muggs.

Or at least 2/3rds of a kind.

[Hards Alumni]

She could be galvanting to the White House?

Well, we are an incredibly stupid country, so who knows.

[Hards Alumni]

Governor Newsome is the first guest.

Gross.

[Billy Hoyle]

Must-see TV tomorrow night.

The only times I've ever watched Kimmel are the times Springsteen has been on and performed. I think I'll add to that total tonight.

[Jay Bee]

The only times I've ever watched Kimmel are the times Springsteen has been on and performed. I think I'll add to that total tonight.

Way to take a strong stand! Such courage!!

[#UnleashThePortal]

Everything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful.

Yup, I absolutely believe that you believe that.

[MUBurrow]

I hope I have fireworks at my funeral too

::Types Epic Handshake Meme, Hunter S. Thompson, and Charlie Kirk in chatgpt::

[Uncle Rico]

Way to take a strong stand! Such courage!!

Agree 100%.  I haven't watched in forever and I'll be watching tonight. 

[Billy Hoyle]

Way to take a strong stand! Such courage!!

Thank you! I'm usually in bed by 11:35 but as someone who supports the First Amendment, I'll make an exception

[MU82]

Most Mon-Thu nights, my wife and I go to YouTube and watch Kimmel's monologue, Colbert's monologue and Myers' "Closer Look." The clips are usually posted by 10 p.m. PT.

We rarely watch full broadcasts, but we probably will watch Kimmel tonight to support the First Amendment and to show solidarity with those who reject Big Government, cancel culture, and retribution-based governance.

[TallTitan34]

Most Mon-Thu nights, my wife and I go to YouTube and watch Kimmel's monologue, Colbert's monologue and Myers' "Closer Look." The clips are usually posted by 10 p.m. PT.

We rarely watch full broadcasts, but we probably will watch Kimmel tonight to support the First Amendment and to show solidarity with those who reject Big Government, cancel culture, and retribution-based governance.

I usually watch Colbert's monologue Monday through Thursday and the Daily Show on Mondays to see Jon Stewart's open.  I'll catch clips of the other shows online like you said.

Based on monologues I think Kimmel probably has the weakest writer's room of the bunch.  His best stuff is the real life interactions with the public or celebrities.