Animal Attacks

[rocky_warrior]

Had we implemented my 5 point plan and introduced Putin to darkness the world would be in exponentially better shape. 

Muggsy, I get your hate. But that's unnecessary.  You have the skills to bankrupt the nearest sushi parlor.  Why wouldn't you turn that aggravation into progressive polar shakes.  Polar bears would make the best frosties.

This is common knowledge.  If you come to practice ready to take down a polar bear and thus be the best MUScooper, that may convince us to keep you.

[Scoop Snoop]

Had we implemented my 5 point plan and introduced Putin to darkness the world would be in exponentially better shape. 

I'll accept that if, and only if, you accept my challenge to you. Deal?

Here's the offer (I would appreciate some financial assistance from other scoopers please, as this is going to be very expensive, but worth every penny):

You will be provided with a one-way ticket to the town in Northern Ontario and will also be provided with a fur-lined parka, boots and mittens. My LL Bean catalogue has only adult sizes, but I am sure that they also have a children's catalogue.  You must come within 40 feet of a polar bear, face it unarmed and without bear spray or any other deterrent, and tell it that you come in peace. Have a camera set up to record your encounter and arrange for someone to have the pics to be sent to me after your chat with the bear.

Can I count on other scoopers to help with the expense of this venture? 

[MuggsyB]

I'll accept that if, and only if, you accept my challenge to you. Deal?

Here's the offer (I would appreciate some financial assistance from other scoopers please, as this is going to be very expensive, but worth every penny):

You will be provided with a one-way ticket to the town in Northern Ontario and will also be provided with a fur-lined parka, boots and mittens. My LL Bean catalogue has only adult sizes, but I am sure that they also have a children's catalogue.  You must come within 40 feet of a polar bear, face it unarmed and without bear spray or any other deterrent, and tell it that you come in peace. Have a camera set up to record your encounter and arrange for someone to have the pics to be sent to me after your chat with the bear.

Can I count on other scoopers to help with the expense of this venture? 

You're missing the point as usual.  And there's only one human that has been able to be in close quarters with a polar bear.  All I said is that they are not to be trifled with scoop.  In fact, I have mentioned many times that National Geographic put some poor guy with a camera in a "impenetrable cage" to film a polar bear and he very nearly was taken out within 5 mins.  The little photo session abruptly stopped when the producers realized that this steel cage  was vulnerable to the bear and its insane force and power. 

[MuggsyB]

As an aside, if 100 NFL lineman tried to fk with a polar bear, without weapons of any kind, they would be in worse shape than the poor guy who witnessed the cop being murdered in Fargo.  You do not mess with a polar bear.  It's that simple. 

[Scoop Snoop]

You're missing the point as usual.  And there's only one human that has been able to be in close quarters with a polar bear.  All I said is that they are not to be trifled with scoop.  In fact, I have mentioned many times that National Geographic put some poor guy with a camera in a "impenetrable cage" to film a polar bear and he very nearly was taken out within 5 mins.  The little photo session abruptly stopped when the producers realized that this steel cage  was vulnerable to the bear and its insane force and power. 

Damn! I thought you might take the bait "as usual". I'm not going to revise the offer to include a cage similar to the one you mentioned. You have posted too many times about the ability to reason with animals, so I'm calling your bluff.

And about your 5-point plan? Your impotence is on full display every time you post about it. If you believe in it so much, why don't you volunteer to be the assassin? I will kick in $ for the one-way airfare.   

[Scoop Snoop]

As an aside, if 100 NFL lineman tried to fk with a polar bear, without weapons of any kind, they would be in worse shape than the poor guy who witnessed the cop being murdered in Fargo.  You do not mess with a polar bear.  It's that simple. 

Cut the crap. They would do it with Medieval weapons.

[Uncle Rico]

As an aside, if 100 NFL lineman tried to fk with a polar bear, without weapons of any kind, they would be in worse shape than the poor guy who witnessed the cop being murdered in Fargo.  You do not mess with a polar bear.  It's that simple. 

I'd take a polar bear because animals are stupid

[tower912]

I think Tevor Mbakwe could take down a polar bear.

[Scoop Snoop]

I think Tevor Mbakwe could take down a polar bear.

It would be a lot more fun watching Muggsy try.

What have you got against Mbakwe Tower?

[Herman Cain]

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