Dad jokes

[tower912]

Why are NFL offensive and defensive linemen the most Catholic?


All that mass on Sunday.

[Scoop Snoop]

Why are NFL offensive and defensive linemen the most Catholic?


All that mass on Sunday.

The best QBs for rescuing their teams with last minute heroics are also Catholics. They have said the Hail Mary 50,000 times in their lives, so they know how to get it right with a game-winning pass to the end zone.

[muwarrior69]

I appreciate anyone attempting to bring joy into the world in the face of pain.

...so says every mother.

[tower912]

The affliction for middle aged and older men when the tufts of hair along the top rims of their glasses gets too long and develops it's own ideas about what it wants to do.

AI brow.