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MuggsyB

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Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« on: April 10, 2023, 05:53:15 PM »
Is that a Tapir?  WTH is that thing?  A Colossal Badger?
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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2023, 05:58:59 PM »
Wombat?
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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2023, 06:04:21 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 05:53:15 PM
Is that a Tapir?  WTH is that thing?  A Colossal Badger?

Agropelter
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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2023, 06:10:47 PM »
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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2023, 06:11:03 PM »
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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2023, 06:12:42 PM »
One eyed albino rhino?
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MuggsyB

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2023, 06:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 10, 2023, 06:11:03 PM
It’s an agropelter

I didn't know what that was.  A Wombat or Capybara could have escaped a zoo. 
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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2023, 06:20:23 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 10, 2023, 06:18:11 PM
I didn't know what that was.  A Wombat or Capybara could have escaped a zoo.

Climate change is forcing agropelters out of their natural habitat. 
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MuggsyB

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Re: Mystery Animsl Spotted in TX
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2023, 06:27:30 PM »
I'm becoming convinced it's a Capybara.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2023, 07:31:48 PM »
Manbearpig?
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2023, 08:34:02 PM »


Hodag.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2023, 08:47:10 PM »
I wonder what it tastes like.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2023, 10:29:22 PM »
Quote from: lostpassword on April 10, 2023, 08:47:10 PM
I wonder what it tastes like.

It took 12 posts to get to the most important facet?
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM »
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2023, 10:56:49 PM »
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

The smartest of all animals that goes about its business the right way.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2023, 07:27:28 AM »
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

So a white animal with a buzz cut.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2023, 09:29:27 AM »
Chupacabra
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2023, 10:33:15 AM »
Quote from: cheebs09 on April 10, 2023, 10:56:49 PM
The smartest of all animals that goes about its business the right way.

Slow and plodding.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2023, 11:00:33 AM »
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on April 10, 2023, 10:35:59 PM
Texas State Park officials saying that it is an American Badger

AKA a "gym rat." Known to take over high school gyms. If you get infested, you'll have to chain the doors to keep it out.
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM »
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.   
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2023, 12:00:47 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.

They’re pretty stupid
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2023, 12:47:19 PM »
Quote from: MuggsyB on April 11, 2023, 11:26:59 AM
We"ll never know for sure what it is.  Capybara's are unusually social but he/she could be mocking everyone and warning us that they may want some space in our forests.

So what you are saying is take no chances, shoot to kill?
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2023, 05:13:37 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 11, 2023, 12:00:47 PM
They’re pretty stupid
but tasty. Think iberico ham
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Re: Mystery Animal Spotted in TX
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2023, 09:50:13 PM »
Quote from: lawdog77 on April 11, 2023, 05:13:37 PM
but tasty. Think iberico ham

That’s actually what the big ham hocks they sell at Costco are.  It’s Iberico replacement but it’s actually Brazilian farm raised Capybara
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