Animal Attacks

[Scoop Snoop]

Scoopers continue to degrade, besmirch, threaten, and worse to our tremendous, tremendous, land mammals.  It's not right.  Jaguars are incredibly powerful and fast as fk.  Their bite force is also legendary.  I would stop criticizing them. 

I'm not criticizing them. I just want the skin of one tanned so I can have a nice accent rug.

[Pakuni]

An associate of Joe Exotic was killed by a tiger under his care at his animal preserve in southeastern Oklahoma, according to the preserve.

Ryan Easley, the operator of Growler Pines Tiger Preserve near Hugo, died on Saturday, Sept. 20 in what the preserve described as "an accident."

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2025/09/21/ryan-easley-who-once-worked-with-joe-exotic-killed-at-tiger-preserve/86282161007/

Whether from Detroit, Clemson, Auburn or southeastern Oklahoma, Tigers suck.

[Shaka Shart]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/07/27/florida-manatee-hugh-aquarium-death-traumatic-sex-injury/70482687007/

"Majestic"

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/07/27/florida-manatee-hugh-aquarium-death-traumatic-sex-injury/70482687007/

"Majestic"

At least he died doing what he loved

[MuggsyB]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/07/27/florida-manatee-hugh-aquarium-death-traumatic-sex-injury/70482687007/

"Majestic"

That place should have been closed many years ago.  But yes, Manatees have sex.  Put yourself in his shoes and keep in mind all of the circumstances. 

[MuggsyB]

An associate of Joe Exotic was killed by a tiger under his care at his animal preserve in southeastern Oklahoma, according to the preserve.

Ryan Easley, the operator of Growler Pines Tiger Preserve near Hugo, died on Saturday, Sept. 20 in what the preserve described as "an accident."

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/2025/09/21/ryan-easley-who-once-worked-with-joe-exotic-killed-at-tiger-preserve/86282161007/

Whether from Detroit, Clemson, Auburn or southeastern Oklahoma, Tigers suck.

🐅 🐅 🐅 aren't meant to be in these situations and habitats.  When they are they rarely can return to the wild.  It was unfortunate but it's very similar to Tillikum snapping at the SeaWorld trainer.  We don't know his anxiety level.

[Shaka Shart]

That place should have been closed many years ago.  But yes, Manatees have sex.  Put yourself in his shoes and keep in mind all of the circumstances. 

Let the record show that Muggsy is pro Class-B felony (along with war crime)

[JWags85]

That place should have been closed many years ago.  But yes, Manatees have sex.  Put yourself in his shoes and keep in mind all of the circumstances. 

Mote is a tremendous research facility and was a very good all around, if a bit dated, aquarium.  Did exceptional work keeping all their animals safe during the hurricane last year and assisting other such facilities.  They messed up with the manatee situation, but its hardly some rinky dinky horror show.

They are actually opening a beautiful new aquarium in Sarasota next month.  Very much looking forward to it.

[Scoop Snoop]

That place should have been closed many years ago.  But yes, Manatees have sex.  Put yourself in his shoes and keep in mind all of the circumstances. 

Of course manatees have sex, but I am certain that they do not have shoes.

[MuggsyB]

Mote is a tremendous research facility and was a very good all around, if a bit dated, aquarium.  Did exceptional work keeping all their animals safe during the hurricane last year and assisting other such facilities.  They messed up with the manatee situation, but its hardly some rinky dinky horror show.

They are actually opening a beautiful new aquarium in Sarasota next month.  Very much looking forward to it.

Well that's good news.  I thought it was the old facility.  Ty. 

[tower912]

Attack squirrels in California.   Probably with 5 point plans.   I love it when the jokes write themselves.

[Scoop Snoop]

Attack squirrels in California.  Probably with 5 point plans.  I love it when the jokes write themselves.

There are still some old-timers in my neck of the woods who tell anyone who will listen that squirrels are tasty. DM me if you want suggestions on how to cook them. I remember Rocky introduced some to darkness when they burrowed near his septic system. Maybe he can offer some recipes.

[MuggsyB]

Again, squirrels can definitely cause some havoc.  So I get the vitriol and harsh words.  But at the same time they have a lot of character and tier 1 athleticism.  Their quicks, change of direction, hops, and insane climbability are off the charts phenomenal.  Respect their talents and be compassionate about some of their mischief which causes human ire. 

[MuggsyB]

Denny (The Lowland Gorilla), got upset down in San Diego.   He broke the "impenetrable" glass in his enclosure and startled a few humans.  Perhaps we should do a better job grasping the strength and power of these animals. 

[Shaka Shart]

Denny (The Lowland Gorilla), got upset down in San Diego.   He broke the "impenetrable" glass in his enclosure and startled a few humans.  Perhaps we should do a better job grasping the strength and power of these animals. 

I hope they put him down appropriately

[MuggsyB]

I hope they put him down appropriately

This is a sociopathic response.  We should just keep in mind that "impenetrable" glass doesn't apply to certain members of the animal kingdom. 

[Shaka Shart]

This is a sociopathic response.  We should just keep in mind that "impenetrable" glass doesn't apply to certain members of the animal kingdom. 

So if they can penetrate impenetrable glass, they are a danger to us and should be drone struck

[MuggsyB]

So if they can penetrate impenetrable glass, they are a danger to us and should be drone struck

Labeling it impenetrable was the problem.  Keep in mind Denny could probably take out 50-100 NFL players, with minimal effort, in a physical confrontation. 

[TSmith34, Inc.]

I hope they put him down appropriately

I could certainly use a monkey paw if they are divvying up the carcass.

[Shaka Shart]

Labeling it impenetrable was the problem.  Keep in mind Denny could probably take out 50-100 NFL players, with minimal effort, in a physical confrontation. 

All it would take is one tactical strike from an unmanned aircraft

[Shaka Shart]

I could certainly use a monkey paw if they are divvying up the carcass.

I was told the meat is spoken for but I doubt anyone is trying to get any of that sweet sweet succulent flesh from a hand. I will ask when they call me in to clean up the collateral damage to the other pens.

[MuggsyB]

All it would take is one tactical strike from an unmanned aircraft

This is insanely idiotic and irrelevant to the discussion.  We're talking about pure physical strength/power species vs species.   Gorillas deserve tremendous respect. 

[Shaka Shart]

This is insanely idiotic and irrelevant to the discussion.  We're talking about pure physical strength/power species vs species.   Gorillas deserve tremendous respect. 

I am respecting them. Therefore, I'm saying the safest way to dispatch them is a precision airstrike unlike your impractical suggestions per usual.

[Uncle Rico]

This is insanely idiotic and irrelevant to the discussion.  We're talking about pure physical strength/power species vs species.   Gorillas deserve tremendous respect. 

You should try and respect the human beings being caged like animals and held without due process by your boys in ICE but you remain quiet about that

[TSmith34, Inc.]

I was told the meat is spoken for but I doubt anyone is trying to get any of that sweet sweet succulent flesh from a hand. I will ask when they call me in to clean up the collateral damage to the other pens.

Eat it? Are you mad??? That would ruin the three wishes.