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Author Topic: In Honor of Father’s Day…  (Read 1488 times)

The Sultan of Semantics

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In Honor of Father’s Day…
« on: June 19, 2022, 08:36:08 AM »
…I’m going to share the most “dad” thing I routinely do.

I take my dogs for a walk every morning, then give my wife a detailed, five minute description of said walk while getting ready for work.
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2022, 08:43:46 AM »
Really been into the lawn care this year. Must have hit that point with the second kid.

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2022, 09:01:08 AM »
I've stepped up my dad joke game to new heights this year.

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2022, 11:20:01 AM »
I own a pair of Air Monarchs and find them incredibly comfortable.

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2022, 11:23:01 AM »
Not a dad, but I’m approaching a dad bod for the first time in my life (not that I’ve ever been some impressive physical specimen).

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2022, 12:17:10 PM »
I've started pointing out all the people who are texting and driving or riding a bike without a helmet to whoever I happen to be with.
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2022, 12:21:47 PM »
A father puts in the bare minimum while a dad goes the extra mile. ...

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2022, 12:34:38 PM »
I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2022, 01:03:10 PM »
I just spent 10 minutes on the phone with my wife communicating through grunts and monosyllables.    Apparently, I gave permission to redo the bathroom.
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2022, 04:05:13 PM »
I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

This surprises absolutely no one here.

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2022, 04:22:30 PM »
This surprises absolutely no one here.

Hey it needs to be efficiently arranged to fit the maximum amount of dishes. Water doesn’t grow on trees ya know.
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2022, 04:28:58 PM »
Pull my finger.

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2022, 06:57:07 PM »
Crean sucks
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2022, 11:01:28 PM »
Did the most Dad things I know this weekend:

Cleaned out the basement
Cleaned out the garage
Fixed an outdoor chair


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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2022, 11:13:47 PM »
I grilled salmon for the fam.  But ran out of gas 3 min in.  Oops. Dad fails

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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2022, 03:36:39 AM »
Eat more beans, hey?
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2022, 05:57:56 AM »
I just rearranged the dishwasher after my wife loaded it.

My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.

This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2022, 06:03:34 AM »
My wife must've went to the same finishing school as yours.

This past weekend, I filled the holes under the fence made by rabbits, took my daughter to see Lightyear, and got a take out pizza for Father's Day dinner.

Where was the za from?
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Re: In Honor of Father’s Day…
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2022, 08:11:24 AM »
Where was the za from?

Papa Murphy's. Incredibly generic, but the 4-year old ate half a pizza the last time we got it there, so anything that gets her to eat is a win.
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