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Author Topic: Coronavirus humor (non political)  (Read 32089 times)

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #150 on: December 31, 2021, 10:25:11 AM »
Quote from: Lennys Tap on December 30, 2021, 10:26:32 PM
OMN my God, wow - very unfunny. Did your neighbor’s kid bring that one home from pre school?

It's a joke thread, you curmudgeon.

But I guess you not realizing that is pretty funny in a sad way.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #151 on: December 31, 2021, 09:58:26 PM »
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on December 31, 2021, 10:25:11 AM
It's a joke thread, you curmudgeon.

But I guess you not realizing that is pretty funny in a sad way.

No sh!t, Sherlock.

What’s truly funny (in a sad way) is you not realizing that jokes are supposed to be. Funny, that is.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #152 on: December 31, 2021, 09:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on December 31, 2021, 07:04:52 AM
Close.  My fifth grade nephew told it to me at Christmas.


Fair enough.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #153 on: January 01, 2022, 09:49:35 AM »
Quote from: Lennys Tap on December 31, 2021, 09:58:26 PM
No sh!t, Sherlock.

What’s truly funny (in a sad way) is you not realizing that jokes are supposed to be. Funny, that is.

Good one?
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tower912

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #154 on: January 01, 2022, 10:19:00 AM »
Period?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #155 on: January 01, 2022, 07:51:16 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #156 on: January 01, 2022, 08:34:31 PM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #157 on: January 16, 2022, 07:01:28 PM »
You know 10 years from now there is going to be a standardized test with the following math problem:

If Matt was exposed to Covid on Tuesday and had no symptoms four days later and he got it from Susie who caught it at a party three days before Matt tested positive five days later, how likely is Matt’s little brother going to test positive on an antigen test if he tests two days after Matt tests positive?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #158 on: January 17, 2022, 07:44:45 AM »
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #159 on: January 17, 2022, 07:51:56 AM »
The guy who says this....

Quote from: Lennys Tap on December 31, 2021, 09:58:26 PM
What’s truly funny (in a sad way) is you not realizing that jokes are supposed to be. Funny, that is.


Then says this....

Quote from: Lennys Tap on January 16, 2022, 07:01:28 PM
You know 10 years from now there is going to be a standardized test with the following math problem:

If Matt was exposed to Covid on Tuesday and had no symptoms four days later and he got it from Susie who caught it at a party three days before Matt tested positive five days later, how likely is Matt’s little brother going to test positive on an antigen test if he tests two days after Matt tests positive?


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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #160 on: January 17, 2022, 09:17:34 AM »
Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on January 17, 2022, 07:51:56 AM
The guy who says this....


Then says this....

I could receive no greater compliment than a “thumbs down” from the humorless guy who relies on his unfunny 5th grade nephew for the infrequent laughs in his joyless life.

Thank you.



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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #161 on: January 17, 2022, 09:18:29 AM »
Quote from: Lennys Tap on January 17, 2022, 09:17:34 AM
I could receive no greater compliment than a “thumbs down” from the humorless guy who relies on his unfunny 5th grade nephew for the infrequent laughs in his joyless life.

Thank you.


Again, this is entirely too easy. 
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #162 on: January 17, 2022, 07:39:06 PM »
Novak Djokovic is the first player bounced from a grand slam event after only missing two shots.

You have to hand it to the Aussies when it comes to tennis. They really know how to return a Serb.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #163 on: January 17, 2022, 08:09:05 PM »
Quote from: pbiflyer on January 17, 2022, 07:39:06 PM
Novak Djokovic is the first player bounced from a grand slam event after only missing two shots.

You have to hand it to the Aussies when it comes to tennis. They really know how to return a Serb.

Is that racist in 2022?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #164 on: January 17, 2022, 09:37:42 PM »
Quote from: #UnleashKolek on January 17, 2022, 08:09:05 PM
Is that racist in 2022?

What are the two races involved here?
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Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #165 on: January 18, 2022, 12:08:42 PM »
New movie remake.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #166 on: May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM »
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #167 on: May 11, 2022, 09:30:13 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #168 on: May 11, 2022, 09:46:45 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.

Your own?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #169 on: May 12, 2022, 05:12:05 AM »
Yes.
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Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #170 on: May 12, 2022, 06:46:18 AM »
Sew know golden shower, aina?
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #171 on: May 12, 2022, 08:50:18 AM »
Quote from: 4everwarriors on May 12, 2022, 06:46:18 AM
Sew know golden shower, aina?

Woulda been a green shower.

No relation to the green weenies Shaka keeps experiencing on the recruiting trail.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #172 on: May 13, 2022, 09:15:43 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on May 11, 2022, 07:47:02 PM
One step closer to normalcy... For the first time in 18 months, I smelled asparagus pee.

Just lost my sense of smell and taste. Hoping I don’t have to wait 18 months to smell asparagus pee.
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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #173 on: May 14, 2022, 05:15:38 AM »
My sense of smell isn't normal yet.   Sadly, though, I can now smell my 15 year old son's dirty laundry.
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Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: Coronavirus humor (non political)
« Reply #174 on: May 14, 2022, 08:24:58 AM »
Quote from: tower912 on May 14, 2022, 05:15:38 AM
My sense of smell isn't normal yet.   Sadly, though, I can now smell my 15 year old son's dirty laundry.

That's so wild. Any other noticeable impacts from the brain damage? Are you still feeling pretty quick-witted?
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