Author Topic: Davison! NUTSHOT pt. Duece (Read 14411 times)

fjm · « **on:** January 27, 2020, 09:32:25 PM »

VS IOWA. What a dick

We R Final Four · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:33:17 PM »

Haha—just saw that. What a dick.

muguru · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:37:34 PM »

Saw it as well...absolutely ZERO question what he was trying to do/did there. That kid is such a unnatural carnal knowledgeing little douchebag, and one of the dirtiest SOB's to ever play the game of CBB. They got what they deserved a meltdown L. beautiful! Bye Bucky! F you!

MUUWUWM · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:39:09 PM »

Not to mention Kobe King is disgruntled.

JWags85 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:40:08 PM »

That was almost worse, he was yanking one a guy’s planted leg, great way to tweak a knee or ankle. What a douche

MUEng92 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2020, 09:51:06 PM »

So he is officially Grayson Allen without the basketball talent

keefe · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2020, 12:24:49 AM »

I cannot, under any circumstance, ever see myself whacking another dude's package. This Davison guy has got a screw loose.

1SE · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2020, 03:35:03 AM »

Quote from: keefe on January 28, 2020, 12:24:49 AM

I cannot, under any circumstance, ever see myself whacking another dude's package. This Davison guy has got a screw loose.

So clearly on purpose.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1222007151247360000

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:48:26 AM »

How does he NOT get suspended for that?

TSmith34, Inc. · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:22:01 AM »

There are, of course, Bagder fans claiming that the foul should have been on the Purdue screener for moving into Floppy McNutpuncher's space...because trying to set a pick with your balls is a much more likely explanation than a repeat performance from the nut puncher.

The Scat · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2020, 07:44:46 AM »

In retrospect, I can't blame the guy for punching Joey in the nads. The Badger fans who said the nut shot to Joey was an accident look like morons now.

TSmith34, Inc. · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:06:40 AM »

The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:09:54 AM »

Quote from: TSmith34 on January 28, 2020, 07:22:01 AM

There are, of course, Bagder fans claiming that the foul should have been on the Purdue screener for moving into Floppy McNutpuncher's space...because trying to set a pick with your balls is a much more likely explanation than a repeat performance from the nut puncher.

Yeah and some of them lack a clear understanding of the flagrant foul rule. Intentionality isn't relevant. (Even though it was completely intentional from my POV.)

lawdog77 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2020, 08:16:01 AM »

Yep, just like when the Butler player used The People's Elbow on Markus.

zcg2013 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:17:08 AM »

When asked after the game about it, this is what Davison said ""I’m not sure how it was a flagrant foul," Davison said. "I’ve just got to find a better way to get around the screen."

Man does that guy suck.

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:21:17 AM »

Quote from: zcg2013 on January 28, 2020, 09:17:08 AM

Man does that guy suck.

In all actuality, if he tried that instead, that wouldn't be a F1.

Galway Eagle · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 28, 2020, 09:21:17 AM

In all actuality, if he tried that instead, that wouldn't be a F1.

can't make any contact with the head

We R Final Four · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:16:38 AM »

Can someone post or direct me to the pic of nutpuncher sticking his leg out and the Joey nut punch....and any other pics of this guy doing what he does? Thanks in advance.

rocky_warrior · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:23:10 AM »

There's this. If you want a still you can screenshot it.

https://twitter.com/GottliebShow/status/1071557990124216320

4everwarriors · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:24:19 AM »

Quote from: Galway Eagle on January 28, 2020, 09:39:36 AM

can't make any contact with the head

Witch hed, hey?

tower912 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:24:40 AM »

Jay and Silent Bob: 'why do they call you cock-knocker?'

connie · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:37:11 AM »

Badger fans: "They didn't call it at first. At least they should have taken the basket away." And, of course, it wasn't intentional and wasn't anywhere near the groin and some other deranged explanations I was tired of and my coffee was getting cold by then so I walked away.

MuMark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:54:27 AM »

https://twitter.com/GazetteOnIowa/status/1222163669695385611?s=20

lawdog77 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:10:37 AM »

Although Fran's kid looks like he needs to get nut puched, that is neither the time nor place.

Mr. Nielsen · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:14:33 AM »

I'm glad he spoke up about it. You can see while watching it on BTN last night. he was protecting his package because he saw it coming.

GB Warrior · « **Reply #25 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:19:37 AM »

https://youtu.be/h_xuf9KjmcA

ATL MU Warrior · « **Reply #26 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:22:15 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nielsen on January 28, 2020, 11:14:33 AM

I'm glad he spoke up about it. You can see while watching it on BTN last night. he was protecting his package because he saw it coming.

You are taught from a very young age to protect your package while setting a screen.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #27 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:32:14 AM »

Sum dude's packages consist of an empty sack, aina?

keefe · « **Reply #28 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:40:13 AM »

Quote from: zcg2013 on January 28, 2020, 09:17:08 AM

Man does that guy suck.

So nut punching is just foreplay for Davison?

Benny B · « **Reply #29 on:** January 28, 2020, 11:43:01 AM »

Quote from: zcg2013 on January 28, 2020, 09:17:08 AM

Man does that guy suck.

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 28, 2020, 09:21:17 AM

In all actuality, if he tried that instead, that wouldn't be a F1.

Quote from: Galway Eagle on January 28, 2020, 09:39:36 AM

can't make any contact with the head

Warrior Code · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2020, 12:07:39 PM »

People are noticing

https://www.sbnation.com/college-basketball/2020/1/28/21111937/brad-davison-cheap-shot-wisconsin-badgers-iowa-video-dirty

muguru · « **Reply #31 on:** January 28, 2020, 01:13:40 PM »

Quote from: Warrior Code on January 28, 2020, 12:07:39 PM

People are noticing

https://www.sbnation.com/college-basketball/2020/1/28/21111937/brad-davison-cheap-shot-wisconsin-badgers-iowa-video-dirty

And yet, Gard won't do a damn thing about it as far as suspending him goes. This is at least the 3rd time he has done something dirty, and he still keeps doing it. To me, this is far worse than anything Grayson Allen did, and even Coach K suspended him. I guess at UW, winning is more important, even though I thought it was well known that Gard has very high moral/ethical standards??

GB Warrior · « **Reply #32 on:** January 28, 2020, 01:34:57 PM »

Let's focus on what's important. Have we landed on a nickname for him? Ball Banger Brad? Dong dinger Davison?

wadesworld · « **Reply #33 on:** January 28, 2020, 01:42:30 PM »

Quote from: GB Warrior on January 28, 2020, 01:34:57 PM

Let's focus on what's important. Have we landed on a nickname for him? Ball Banger Brad? Dong dinger Davison?

We have the all knowing Meat Eaters here at Scoop. I'd go with the Meat Beater Brad.

dinger · « **Reply #34 on:** January 28, 2020, 01:45:13 PM »

Quote from: GB Warrior on January 28, 2020, 01:34:57 PM

Let's focus on what's important. Have we landed on a nickname for him? Ball Banger Brad? Dong dinger Davison?

Don't you go there

wadesworld · « **Reply #35 on:** January 28, 2020, 01:45:48 PM »

Quote from: dinger on January 28, 2020, 01:45:13 PM

Don't you go there

I LOLed.

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #36 on:** January 28, 2020, 01:52:31 PM »

Floppy McNutpuncher

TAMU, Knower of Ball · « **Reply #37 on:** January 28, 2020, 02:05:28 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 28, 2020, 01:52:31 PM

Floppy McNutpuncher

This is correct

Oldgym · « **Reply #38 on:** January 28, 2020, 02:14:15 PM »

Quote from: TAMU Garcia on January 28, 2020, 02:05:28 PM

This is correct

Agree. Why go away from a winner?

f/k/a humanlung · « **Reply #39 on:** January 28, 2020, 03:18:10 PM »

Quote from: GB Warrior on January 28, 2020, 01:34:57 PM

Let's focus on what's important. Have we landed on a nickname for him? Ball Banger Brad? Dong dinger Davison?

I'm a big fan of "FloppyMcNutPuncher"...

oldwarrior81 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 28, 2020, 04:00:49 PM »

some of the Badger faithful are all in behind Brad. (probably the safest place to be)

* The Iowa player stuck his leg into Davison's path and Davison attempted to grab the leg to avoid falling.

* Then when the officials reviewed they assumed the refs were looking to possibly overturn the call. Can't believe he was assessed a flagrant.

* Those officials were terrible the whole game.

Ardmore Mug · « **Reply #41 on:** January 28, 2020, 04:16:40 PM »

I can't believe Swenson is actually nailing Davison, he even said it was stupid play, intentional...

Oldgym · « **Reply #42 on:** January 28, 2020, 04:58:04 PM »

Quote from: oldwarrior81 on January 28, 2020, 04:00:49 PM

some of the Badger faithful are all in behind Brad.

Some are, some aren't. We'd be the same.

Quote from: oldwarrior81 on January 28, 2020, 04:00:49 PM

(probably the safest place to be)

Beautiful.

keefe · « **Reply #43 on:** January 28, 2020, 05:16:53 PM »

Quote from: guzica on January 28, 2020, 04:16:40 PM

I can't believe Swenson is actually nailing Davison

Does he have the common decency to give The Nut Puncher a reach around??

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #44 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:32:27 PM »

Quote from: keefe on January 28, 2020, 05:16:53 PM

Does he have the common decency to give The Nut Puncher a reach around??

Aka the Badger Handshake.

Whats with that athletic department and grabbing nuts anyway?

94Warrior · « **Reply #45 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:49:45 PM »

The history of the Badger Handshake....

Former Wisconsin Associate Athletic Director John Chadima was fired for assaulting a male band geek at a Rose Bowl party, while coining the phrase "Badger Handshake". Floppy McDickpuncher has carried on the UW tradition rather nicely.

(Chadima's rather strange relationship with former Badger QB Mike Samuel may have contributed to his dismissal.)

keefe · « **Reply #46 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:50:20 PM »

Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on January 28, 2020, 09:32:27 PM

Aka the Badger Handshake.

Zig

Fantastic!

warriorjoe · « **Reply #47 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:53:25 PM »

I guess you could call him a recidivist nutcracker.
Davison just can't help himself.

Go Warriors!

keefe · « **Reply #48 on:** January 28, 2020, 09:53:43 PM »

One of the strangest sports stories of all time

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #49 on:** January 29, 2020, 06:45:27 AM »

Mcdickpuncher came thru again for his fellas on Monday night. Got a late flagrant 1 grabbing an opposing player just below the nads coming around a pick. Iowa was defending a 3 point lead at the time. That call pushed it to 5 then Matt Garza tried to keep whisky in the game by getting an anger management moment technical. If whisky makes both, it’s back to a 3 point game with seconds left. Turns out they only made one

PointWarrior · « **Reply #50 on:** January 29, 2020, 07:29:40 AM »

A talented graphics person with more time on their hands should create an officially looking "NCAA Career Nut Punches" leader board graphic with Davison leading the charts....

I sure hope Big 10-12-14 foes student sections give all their energy to sending NutPuncher out of the league in his senior season with a message that we will be remembered as the NutPuncher...

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #51 on:** January 29, 2020, 08:21:08 AM »

Quote from: PointWarrior on January 29, 2020, 07:29:40 AM

A talented graphics person with more time on their hands should create an officially looking "NCAA Career Nut Punches" leader board graphic with Davison leading the charts....

I sure hope Big 10-12-14 foes student sections give all their energy to sending NutPuncher out of the league in his senior season with a message that we will be remembered as the NutPuncher...

Great idea and a lot of fun could be had with designing the trophy.

dinger · « **Reply #52 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:01:37 AM »

Name it the Jason Maxiell ballpunch trophy

warriorjoe · « **Reply #53 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:09:17 AM »

Cordell Henry will never forget!

Go Warriors!

mu03eng · « **Reply #54 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:25:53 AM »

I hate to be a dick about this but his formal name is Floppy McNutpuncher....don't put the dick into it

mu03eng · « **Reply #55 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:30:06 AM »

Quote from: dinger on January 29, 2020, 10:01:37 AM

Name it the Jason Maxiell ballpunch trophy

Is that more or less prestigious than the Art Long Horse Puncher Trophy or the Donald Little Roomate Award?

lawdog77 · « **Reply #56 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:40:45 AM »

Quote from: mu03eng on January 29, 2020, 10:25:53 AM

I hate to be a dick about this but his formal name is Floppy McNutpuncher....don't put the dick into it

thats what she said

keefe · « **Reply #57 on:** January 29, 2020, 01:37:53 PM »

withoutbias · « **Reply #58 on:** January 29, 2020, 02:11:30 PM »

This place definitely missed the alpha male aspect that Keefe so clearly brings to it.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #59 on:** January 29, 2020, 02:54:42 PM »

Absolute punishment here the past few months without Crash's input, aina?

MuMark · « **Reply #60 on:** January 29, 2020, 07:07:35 PM »

Big 10 finally had enough of his crap

https://twitter.com/jeffborzello/status/1222687083837431808?s=21

Frenns Liquor Depot · « **Reply #61 on:** January 29, 2020, 07:21:31 PM »

Quote from: PointWarrior on January 29, 2020, 07:29:40 AM

A talented graphics person with more time on their hands should create an officially looking "NCAA Career Nut Punches" leader board graphic with Davison leading the charts....

I sure hope Big 10-12-14 foes student sections give all their energy to sending NutPuncher out of the league in his senior season with a message that we will be remembered as the NutPuncher...

GB Warrior · « **Reply #62 on:** January 29, 2020, 08:01:57 PM »

Quote from: MuMark on January 29, 2020, 07:07:35 PM

Big 10 finally had enough of his crap

https://twitter.com/jeffborzello/status/1222687083837431808?s=21

Should be one game per testicle

GoldenZebra · « **Reply #63 on:** January 29, 2020, 08:09:32 PM »

suspended only one game? What a joke.

MuMark · « **Reply #64 on:** January 30, 2020, 01:38:47 PM »

https://collegebasketball.nbcsports.com/2020/01/30/brad-davisons-dirty-play-kobe-kings-defection-throw-wisconsin-into-disarray/

tower912 · « **Reply #65 on:** January 30, 2020, 01:43:04 PM »

Davison and King could scrotum up pretty badly.

Spaniel with a Short Tail · « **Reply #66 on:** January 30, 2020, 02:13:41 PM »

Thanks for the link Mumark. That is an eye-opening article that really takes off on BD and UW. I saw the Iowa incident live but did not think it was a full on nut punch. Turns out it was!

Uncle Rico · « **Reply #67 on:** January 30, 2020, 02:18:12 PM »

WhoaJoe2020 · « **Reply #68 on:** January 30, 2020, 02:23:23 PM »

Quote from: WithoutBias on January 29, 2020, 02:11:30 PM

This place definitely missed the alpha male aspect that Keefe so clearly brings to it.

I was thinking he brings more of an adolescent male aspect, and this place definitely needs more of that.

muguru · « **Reply #69 on:** January 30, 2020, 02:34:44 PM »

Quote from: GoldenZebra on January 29, 2020, 08:09:32 PM

suspended only one game? What a joke.

You got that right, for a game they aren't/weren't going to win with him or without him regardless. Should have been 3-4 games at least.

Markusquette · « **Reply #70 on:** January 30, 2020, 04:10:08 PM »

whipped this up quickly this afternoon.

buckchuckler · « **Reply #71 on:** January 30, 2020, 04:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Markusquette on January 30, 2020, 04:10:08 PM

whipped this up quickly this afternoon.

Juan Anderson's Mixtape · « **Reply #72 on:** January 30, 2020, 04:48:00 PM »

Quote from: MuMark on January 30, 2020, 01:38:47 PM

https://collegebasketball.nbcsports.com/2020/01/30/brad-davisons-dirty-play-kobe-kings-defection-throw-wisconsin-into-disarray/

"Davison is never going to garner the kind of national recognition that Allen, or Steve Wojciechowski, or Christian Laettner did because he’s a nondescript white kid with a buzzcut that takes a bunch of charges for a middle-of-the-pack Big Ten program."

I'll be super bummed when Davison becomes the Marquette head coach in 20 years.

GB Warrior · « **Reply #73 on:** January 30, 2020, 08:34:29 PM »

Quote from: MuMark on January 30, 2020, 01:38:47 PM

https://collegebasketball.nbcsports.com/2020/01/30/brad-davisons-dirty-play-kobe-kings-defection-throw-wisconsin-into-disarray/

Andy Katz is such a pud

CountryRoads · « **Reply #74 on:** January 30, 2020, 09:09:29 PM »

Quote from: GB Warrior on January 30, 2020, 08:34:29 PM

Andy Katz is such a pud

He was very angry at the Kobe King news. Even yelling on BTN.

https://twitter.com/wisconsinonbtn/status/1222658954951647232?s=21

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #75 on:** January 30, 2020, 09:32:08 PM »

Quote from: Spaniel with a Short Tail on January 30, 2020, 02:13:41 PM

Thanks for the link Mumark. That is an eye-opening article that really takes off on BD and UW. I saw the Iowa incident live but did not think it was a full on nut punch. Turns out it was!

Cheezus spaniel, that one had the whole room here laughing so damn hard. That and the badger handshake. Man this is fun

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Author Topic: Davison! NUTSHOT pt. Duece (Read 14411 times)