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Bailey the New Heldt?
« on: June 13, 2018, 08:52:17 AM »
https://twitter.com/MarquetteMBB/status/1006541041837707264

Not the direction you thought this thread was going eh?  ;D
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

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warriorchick

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2018, 08:59:06 AM »
I dunno.

I think Matty could pass for a Mormon...
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2018, 09:30:59 AM »
Need a bucket hat picture first to confirm.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2018, 09:54:12 AM »
Markus grew a little since March.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2018, 01:46:08 PM »
Goes back to the argument how many five year olds can you take out before going down.

After that swarm I may have to rethink it.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2018, 02:44:33 PM »
https://twitter.com/MarquetteMBB/status/1006541041837707264

Not the direction you thought this thread was going eh?  ;D

I was all set to tell ya that you are all kinds of crazy 8-)

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2018, 04:24:32 PM »
Now that's funny,  storming the court training for the class of 2030.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2018, 09:33:30 AM »
Goes back to the argument how many five year olds can you take out before going down.

After that swarm I may have to rethink it.

In that scenario, you pick up one of the first kids and swing him around like a scythe in a wheat field.  That'll knock out the first wave.  Then throw that kid log style into the next wave.  By that time, the flight reaction should kick in and you would emerge victorious after the 5 year olds flee.
Appropriate to use real English when it's a serious topic, I'm pissed off, or just feel like it, hey?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2017, 09:23:55 AM by 4everwarriors »

Who knew?

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2018, 03:40:59 PM »
In that scenario, you pick up one of the first kids and swing him around like a scythe in a wheat field.  That'll knock out the first wave.  Then throw that kid log style into the next wave.  By that time, the flight reaction should kick in and you would emerge victorious after the 5 year olds flee.

You sound like you have actually had to plan this out.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2018, 05:00:50 PM »
I think that method was discussed in the Theory of Fighting Penguins class.  In this example "5 year-old child" was substituted for "deranged Empire Penguin"

It was in the chapter immediately after you're taught that penguin flippers contain solid bones rather than the hollow bones other birds have in their wings.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2018, 05:03:38 PM by oldwarrior81 »

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2018, 07:32:20 PM »
There was mutiny over ice cream today. Clearly Wojo has failed and lost the campers!
https://twitter.com/marquettembb/status/1007305329472917508?s=21

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2018, 09:29:27 PM »
There was mutiny over ice cream today. Clearly Wojo has failed and lost the campers!
https://twitter.com/marquettembb/status/1007305329472917508?s=21

Wojo only makes the easy ice cream wagers.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2018, 09:53:44 PM »
You sound like you have actually had to plan this out.

Nah, have 7-10 kids screaming in your house all the damn time and chit like this comes natural. 
Appropriate to use real English when it's a serious topic, I'm pissed off, or just feel like it, hey?
« Last Edit: July 26, 2017, 09:23:55 AM by 4everwarriors »

Who knew?

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Re: Bailey the New Heldt?
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2018, 10:59:44 PM »
Nah, have 7-10 kids screaming in your house all the damn time and chit like this comes natural.

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