NM

[T-Bone]

[GooooMarquette]

NM

[GooooMarquette]

I'm calling a Secret Society meeting at a secret time in a secret location.

Any members who leak this information will be put on Double Secret Probation.

[Newsdreams]

I'm calling a Secret Society meeting at a secret time in a secret location.

Any members who leak this information will be put on Double Secret Probation.

Time? Location?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Wait, is the Secret Society different from the Underboard?

[Newsdreams]

Wait, is the Secret Society different from the Underboard?

NM

[GooooMarquette]

Time? Location?

Yes.

[Newsdreams]

Yes.

Got it good to go!

[real chili 83]

See you there

[naginiF]

Wait, is the Secret Society different from the Underboard?

Oh for FFS!  I am only allowed to say this once, so here it goes....the hierarchy is:
- Rational human thought
- "real" news
- "fake" news
- Underboard
- Secret Society
- Deep state
- high school friends on Facebook

Memorize this then burn this email......we don't know each other.....we never met.....I am Mr. Jones

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Oh for FFS!  I am only allowed to say this once, so here it goes....the hierarchy is:
- Rational human thought
- "real" news
- "fake" news
- Underboard
- Secret Society
- Deep state
- high school friends on Facebook

Memorize this then burn this email......we don't know each other.....we never met.....I am Mr. Jones

You forgot Wojo's mind games.

[naginiF]

You forgot Wojo's mind games.

Dammit man, that's really next level....fixed.

Oh for FFS!  I am only allowed to say this once, so here it goes....the hierarchy is:
- Rational human thought
- "real" news
- Larry Williams payoff from ND's endowment
- "fake" news
- Underboard
- Wojo's mind games
- Secret Society
- Deep state
- high school friends on Facebook

Memorize this then burn this email......we don't know each other.....we never met.....I am Mr. Jones

[brewcity77]

Time? Location?

The first Secret Society meeting was at St. Francis Brewery this past Thursday at 7:00 pm. We discussed overthrowing the government and managed to win their trivia competition in our spare time.

[GooooMarquette]

The first Secret Society meeting was at St. Francis Brewery this past Thursday at 7:00 pm. We discussed overthrowing the government and managed to win their trivia competition in our spare time.

That wasn't a meeting of the Secret Society; it was a screening meeting to see who we can trust. 

You sir failed miserably and are now officially on Double Secret Probation.  But only if the screening meeting of the Secret Society occurred as you described - which I can't confirm or deny, except to say you must return your Putin swimsuit calendar at the designated time and location. 

[real chili 83]

I'm calling a Secret Society meeting at a secret time in a secret location.

Any members who leak this information will be put on Double Secret Probation.

Just confirmed that Underboard will be having Sonoran Salsa - Blonde Ale summit at a secret location in Milw next Friday night.

[brewcity77]

That wasn't a meeting of the Secret Society; it was a screening meeting to see who we can trust. 

You sir failed miserably and are now officially on Double Secret Probation.  But only if the screening meeting of the Secret Society occurred as you described - which I can't confirm or deny, except to say you must return your Putin swimsuit calendar at the designated time and location.

Does that mean I won't be taught the new Secret Society handshake for February?!?

[GooooMarquette]

Does that mean I won't be taught the new Secret Society handshake for February?!?

Double Secret Probation requires that you immediately report to the designated location.  Wait for 15 minutes, then order coffee.  Wait for the coffee to get cold, then sip slowly to reveal the encrypted message at the bottom of the cup.  If you sip too quickly, the message will disappear.  Decrypt the message, follow the instructions, and then wait in a fetal position for additional instructions.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

I just don't have time for the Secret Society guys.  Your meeting times conflict with my Illuminati Council and Free Masons conclaves.  And if I did have time, the New World Order is offering a nice sign up bonus, so they have preference.

There's a lot of competition out there, you'll need to up your game.

[warriorchick]

So Glow and I visited Le Select in St. Bart's and I am happy to to report that the Real Chili bumper sticker we put up 5 years ago is still visible.

[real chili 83]

The Underboard has Sonoran Salsa. Top that.

[Dr. Blackheart]

So Glow and I visited Le Select in St. Bart's and I am happy to to report that the Real Chili bumper sticker we put up 5 years ago is still visible.

The sticker survived the hurricane, stuck on the hurricane shutter.  True Midwest grit.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

The Noble Fellowship of the Primary Brigade will be meeting for brunch on Sunday to discuss what should be done about the Secret Society. The usual time and place. Check your NFPB handbook to see if this week's code drink is Bloody Mary's or mimosas.

[Newsdreams]

The Noble Fellowship of the Primary Brigade will be meeting for brunch on Sunday to discuss what should be done about the Secret Society. The usual time and place. Check your NFPB handbook to see if this week's code drink is Bloody Mary's or mimosas.

WTF, you should be removed from any type of secret group and banned from Scoop

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

WTF, you should be removed from any type of secret group and banned from Scoop

To keep people like you off our scent is exactly why we do! No one ever expects a nefarious secret society to order mimosas.

But now we must abort!  Code Whiskey Sour Alpha Tango 45.

[GooooMarquette]

The Underboard has Sonoran Salsa. Top that.

The Secret Society has Putin beefcake calendars...and we eat Real Chili.