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[Archies Bat]

I don't want to freak my family out, but we're out of fruit pies.

This could get ugly.

40+ years ago I was working at a grocery store in Hales Corners, and on break, I ate two Hostess Apple Pies and a quart of chocolate milk.

I have not had either since, and a chunk of apple pie is still stuck in my stomach.

[GooooMarquette]

Is all this sitting around getting nothing accomplished reminding you guys of college too?

[mu_hilltopper]

40+ years ago I was working at a grocery store in Hales Corners, and on break, I ate two Hostess Apple Pies and a quart of chocolate milk.

I have not had either since, and a chunk of apple pie is still stuck in my stomach.

We should trade grocery store stories.

One of my favorites is the shenanigans when an employee would call in a cake to be decorated .. then never pick it up.  Days later, that bad boy would show up in the break room.

[🏀]

Gringo Bandito > Cholula > Sriracha > Tabasco



https://amazon.com/Gringo-Bandito-Sauce-Green-Ounce/dp/B00CXZKD16

You're welcome, Scoop.

Just got around to reading the Gringo Bandito bottle. Dexter Holland, huh?

[GooooMarquette]

Norman Mailer

[mu_hilltopper]

I just spent 15 minutes de-almondizing a bag of trail mix.

Best Nuts:
1. Cashews
2. all other nuts
3. Almonds

[Warrior Code]

I just spent 15 minutes de-almondizing a bag of trail mix.

Best Nuts:
1. Cashews
2. all other nuts
3. Almonds

1. Cashews
1a. Pistachios
2. All others

[brewcity77]

I just spent 15 minutes de-almondizing a bag of trail mix.

Best Nuts:
1. Cashews
2. all other nuts
3. Almonds

1. Pistachios
2. Almonds
3. Macadamia

671. Cashews

[warriorchick]

1.Pecans
2. Macadamias
3. Almonds
4. Everything else except
5. Walnuts

[Lennys Tap]

1. Pistachios
2. Almonds
3. Salted in the shell peanuts
4. Cashews
5. Spanish peanuts
6. Anything else

[Nukem2]

1. Pistachios
2. Almonds
3. Macadamia

671. Cashews

Yeah, cashews are greasy.

[GooooMarquette]

1.Pecans
2. Macadamias
3. Almonds
4. Everything else except
5. Walnuts

I don't understand why nobody else listed pecans. Awesome in pie, sublime in granola.

1. Pecans
2. Almonds
3. Pistachios

[GooooMarquette]

Niccolò Machiavelli

[brewcity77]

I don't understand why nobody else listed pecans. Awesome in pie, sublime in granola.

1. Pecans
2. Almonds
3. Pistachios

Pecans make my top-5, but not top-3.

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

1. All other edible products
2. Nuts

[Nukem2]

1. All other edible products
2. Nuts

Nuts are good for ya (except those darn cashews).  Dr. Nuke here.

[GooooMarquette]

1. All other edible products
2. Nuts

So...durian?

[mu_hilltopper]

I probably made my way through 5 pounds of pistachios last year, although oddly they aren't anything I crave.   It's a good night snack because it takes so damn long to pry open each shell, not to mention you probably burn more calories opening them than eating them.

[drewm88]

1.

[ATL MU Warrior]

I am deathly allergic to Brazil nuts. Full on anaphylaxis with even a tiny piece.  All other nuts are not an issue. Is this weird?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

My favorites:

Almonds
Cashews
Beer nuts
Pistachios

Least favorite:
Chin nuts

[StillAWarrior]

I just spent 15 minutes de-almondizing a bag of trail mix.

Best Nuts:
1. Cashews
2. all other nuts
3. Almonds

Almonds are actually one of my favorite foods. I’ve said before that if I was limited to one single food for the rest of my life, almonds would be in the running. Obviously, I’m talking about a single ingredient - so something comprised of multiple ingredients (e.g., pizza) would not be eligible.

I think I’d rank my favorite nuts:
1. Almonds
2. Pecans
3. Peanuts
4. Pistachios
5. Cashews

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

1. Pecans
2. Walnuts
Big Gap
3. Peanuts
4. Almonds
5. Any other nut

[keefe]

I just spent 15 minutes de-almondizing a bag of trail mix.

Best Nuts:
1. Cashews
2. all other nuts
3. Almonds

Best Nuts:

1. Curly Howard
2. Peter Sellers
3. Rowan Atkinson
4. Charlie Chaplin
5. Chris Farley

Most Insipid:

Chevy Chase

[Lennys Tap]

Best Nuts:

1. Curly Howard
2. Peter Sellers
3. Rowan Atkinson
4. Charlie Chaplin
5. Chris Farley

Most Insipid:

Chevy Chase

100% agree on Chevy Chase. As unfunny as he was full of himself.