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Re: NM
« Reply #3325 on: June 13, 2018, 08:31:51 AM »
What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

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Re: NM
« Reply #3326 on: June 13, 2018, 08:34:52 AM »
What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

6 slices of bacon
2 liberally slathered piece of toast w/ mayo
lettuce
tomato

so 3 big knife-fuls
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Re: NM
« Reply #3327 on: June 13, 2018, 08:49:15 AM »
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.

~Prayer of the Scooper

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Re: NM
« Reply #3328 on: June 13, 2018, 09:02:31 AM »
Correct


 



Undercover Brother, is that you?

Very underrated movie, BTW.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: NM
« Reply #3329 on: June 13, 2018, 09:06:25 AM »
What is the daily recommended dose of mayonnaise?

In the UK they call it Salad Cream, which is always unsettling to me.

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Re: NM
« Reply #3330 on: June 13, 2018, 09:10:06 AM »
In the UK they call it Salad Cream, which is always unsettling to me.

They also eat something called Clotted Cream, which sound absolutely disgusting.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: NM
« Reply #3331 on: June 13, 2018, 09:15:22 AM »
They also eat something called Clotted Cream, which sound absolutely disgusting.

Sounds disgusting, but is actually quite good with scones and preserves. It is similar to whipped cream, but without the added sugar.

And it is VERY different from mayonnaise/salad cream....

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Re: NM
« Reply #3332 on: June 13, 2018, 09:19:10 AM »
Sounds disgusting, but is actually quite good with scones and preserves. It is similar to whipped cream, but without the added sugar.

And it is VERY different from mayonnaise/salad cream....

I know what it is.

It was obviously named by the same marketing firm that came up with the Strange Flavored Chicken they serve in Chinese restaurants.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: NM
« Reply #3333 on: June 13, 2018, 09:21:58 AM »
They also eat something called Clotted Cream Spotted Dick, which sound absolutely disgusting.

 8-)

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Re: NM
« Reply #3334 on: June 13, 2018, 09:27:26 AM »
Correct

Man up, Tami!  Eat your mayo!

I just grabbed a package from the fridge at work and took a shot.
Unless Sultan says differently that is, then we’d obviously have to go with that....

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Re: NM
« Reply #3335 on: June 13, 2018, 09:28:17 AM »
Man up, Tami!  Eat your mayo!

I just grabbed a package from the fridge at work and took a shot.


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Re: NM
« Reply #3336 on: June 13, 2018, 10:16:05 AM »
I worked at a grocery store and one day a non-United States lady asked where the "mennis" was.  I had her repeat it 3-4 times, got another guy involved, "where do we stock the mennis?"

Maybe the 10th time she said it we guessed "mayonnaise."

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Re: NM
« Reply #3337 on: June 13, 2018, 10:25:24 AM »
I worked at a grocery store and one day a non-United States lady asked where the "mennis" was.  I had her repeat it 3-4 times, got another guy involved, "where do we stock the mennis?"

Maybe the 10th time she said it we guessed "mayonnaise."

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« Last Edit: June 13, 2018, 10:27:43 AM by mu_hilltopper »
Unless Sultan says differently that is, then we’d obviously have to go with that....

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Re: NM
« Reply #3338 on: June 13, 2018, 09:34:50 PM »
Mayo and red delicious

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Re: NM
« Reply #3339 on: June 14, 2018, 05:02:50 AM »
Mayo and red delicious

Todd or Hellmann’s

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Re: NM
« Reply #3340 on: June 14, 2018, 09:17:49 AM »
Todd or Hellmann’s

What's a red Todd?

(Besides Dr Blackheart's johnson.)
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Re: NM
« Reply #3341 on: June 14, 2018, 10:29:09 AM »
I thought the only good mayo was Dukes?

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Re: NM
« Reply #3342 on: June 14, 2018, 10:53:03 AM »
Ok, I need to get something off my chest.

The Hostess Snack Size Fruit Pies are effing bogus.  It's like one bite and they're done.   It's a good bite, yes, but just one. 

This is America for crying out loud.  Send that weak ass one bite fruit pie back to Canada.  >:(

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Re: NM
« Reply #3343 on: June 14, 2018, 10:58:24 AM »
Ok, I need to get something off my chest.

The Hostess Snack Size Fruit Pies are effing bogus.  It's like one bite and they're done.   It's a good bite, yes, but just one. 

This is America for crying out loud.  Send that weak ass one bite fruit pie back to Canada.  >:(

To avoid having to get it off your chest, stop eating them lying down.
And put a shirt on for God's sake.
Numen Flamenco

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Re: NM
« Reply #3344 on: June 14, 2018, 11:29:34 AM »
To avoid having to get it off your chest, stop eating them lying down.
And put a shirt on for God's sake.

This is America, I will eat my full sized fruit pie lying down with or without a shirt.   >:(

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Re: NM
« Reply #3345 on: June 14, 2018, 11:44:27 AM »

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Re: NM
« Reply #3346 on: June 14, 2018, 12:39:49 PM »
Ok, I need to get something off my chest.

The Hostess Snack Size Fruit Pies are effing bogus.  It's like one bite and they're done.   It's a good bite, yes, but just one. 

This is America for crying out loud.  Send that weak ass one bite fruit pie back to Canada.  >:(

Snack size ANYTHING is bogus. You need about six to have a legitimate snack.

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Re: NM
« Reply #3347 on: June 14, 2018, 12:59:28 PM »
I'm more appalled that topper eats Hostess Fruit Pies.  If I'm blowing calories on Hostess Snacks, it is going to be in the following order:

1. Ding Dongs
2. Ho Hos
3. Cupcakes
4. Frosted Donettes (preferably chocolate)
5. Zingers (preferably chocolate)
6. Mini Muffins (blueberry)
7. Twinkies
8. Suzy Qs
9. Fruit Pies
10. Sno Balls
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Re: NM
« Reply #3348 on: June 14, 2018, 01:01:10 PM »
And by the way, since my wife does most of the shopping, she prefers Little Debbies to Hostess.  Which I think is pure and utter crap.  (I do like their Fudge Rounds however.)
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Re: NM
« Reply #3349 on: June 14, 2018, 01:15:06 PM »
I'm more appalled that topper eats Hostess Fruit Pies.  If I'm blowing calories on Hostess Snacks, it is going to be in the following order:

1. Ding Dongs
2. Ho Hos
3. Cupcakes
4. Frosted Donettes (preferably chocolate)

1.5 Raspberry Zingers (preferably chocolate)
2.6 Mini Muffins (blueberry)
7. Twinkies
8. Suzy Qs
9. Fruit Pies
10. Sno Balls


There.  I fixed it for you.
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