Bracketology - ESPN POTUS Special

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Melania Trump's bracket will exactly match one Michelle Obama filled out in 2012.

[Lennys Tap]

Now Trump is calling for Bo Ryan to release his birth certificate.  Rumor is Bo wasn't born in Wisconsin.

He was born in Hades, the lovechild of the grinch and Satan himself.

[GooooMarquette]

Way to plagiarize my one-liner, Melania.


*I hate it when I screw up a punchline.*

Oops - hadn't read through the entire thread before replying.   You beat me to it.  Great minds think alike.

[Hards Alumni]

Lets just wait and see how he picks before we rush to judgement, everyone.

[BallBoy]

No, Obama was a basketball player who would play hoops with his staff.

Trump isn't a baller so don't force it because Obama did it. Maybe a Masters pool.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

http://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/donald-trump-declines-to-fill-out-out-an-ncaa-tournament-bracket-on-tv/

Alas, our dream of YUGE March Madness special with Mr. Trump has hit a WALL.

[Mods, Delete me please. 8/26/2020]

Obama a baller????  Please.    He's like one of those nerds they pick for the shooting game during timeouts at home games.    And yes, ESPN should do it, but they've succumbed to political hackery so they never will.   It's part of why ESPN is dying.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1vzMHSYBY

[naginiF]

There's rumor of an executive order mandating the Tulsa Golden Hurricane get a auto bid so DJT can have a team to pull for.

[MU82]

And yes, ESPN should do it, but they've succumbed to political hackery so they never will.   It's part of why ESPN is dying.   

Um ... did you read the article? It was Comrade Twitler who chose not to do it, not ESPN or any other network.

Believe me (as he would say), they would have been happy to air it if he wanted to do it.

Looks like Comrade Twitler is too chicken to put himself out there, or he has the basketball knowledge of a fruit fly.

Or maybe he's simply too busy sending out tweets ripping Nordstrom for dropping his incestuous crush's girlfriend's money-losing clothing line.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Um ... did you read the article? It was Comrade Twitler who chose not to do it, not ESPN or any other network.

Believe me (as he would say), they would have been happy to air it if he wanted to do it.

Looks like Comrade Twitler is too chicken to put himself out there, or he has the basketball knowledge of a fruit fly.

Or maybe he's simply too busy sending out tweets ripping Nordstrom for dropping his incestuous crush's girlfriend's money-losing clothing line.

I mean he didn't even have to read the article. The damn title said that Trump declined the offer.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

There's rumor of an executive order mandating the Tulsa Golden Hurricane get a auto bid so DJT can have a team to pull for.

Bravo sir. Bravo.

Not sure which I'd rather be stuck in, a Golden Hurricane or a Red Storm!

[Sheriff]

Superbar?

[T-Bone]

But what if he were to pick Marquette winning it all? 
And then we did.

[avid1010]

I mean he didn't even have to read the article. The damn title said that Trump declined the offer.

Alternative truth my friend.  He doesn't need to read reality...he has his alternative reality and it fits his world just fine. 

[Newsdreams]

http://www.cbssports.com/college-basketball/news/donald-trump-declines-to-fill-out-out-an-ncaa-tournament-bracket-on-tv/

Alas, our dream of YUGE March Madness special with Mr. Trump has hit a WALL.

Putin was not cool with him doing it.

[GB Warrior]

Perfect fit! "Trump" and "March" just go together.

Subtle and terrific.

Who would have thought this thread is what unified Scoop, if but for a moment

[Eye]

Scott Spicer said Trump picks a perfect bracket every year.

Who's Scott Spicer?

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Who's Scott Spicer?

Some guy who LOVES Dippin Dots.

[keefe]

Barry's people will leak the classified brackets before the telecast...

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

Leave it to keefe to take a silly thread and make it serious...

[keefe]

Alternative truth my friend.  He doesn't need to read reality...he has his alternative reality and it fits his world just fine.

Scapegoat???

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Leave it to keefe to take a silly thread and make it serious...

Meh, I thought it was funny. We're all taking pokes at current politics, he just poked the other side.

Now MUUnderpants, that guy was trying to make it serious.....but was instead funny with his lack of reading comprehension!

[avid1010]

Scapegoat???

minorities??? 

[Benny B]

Scapegoat???

Be careful what you say... you don't want Elijiah Cummings to quote you.

[MerrittsMustache]

Um ... did you read the article? It was Comrade Twitler who chose not to do it, not ESPN or any other network.

Believe me (as he would say), they would have been happy to air it if he wanted to do it.

Looks like Comrade Twitler is too chicken to put himself out there, or he has the basketball knowledge of a fruit fly.

Or maybe he's simply too busy sending out tweets ripping Nordstrom for dropping his incestuous crush's girlfriend's money-losing clothing line.