Mbakwe

[77fan88warrior]

Trevor found Osama Bin Laden and Jimmy Hoffa.

[mu03eng]

Trevor CAN believe it's not butter

[MU05MUHS01]

Mbakwe Can divide by zero...

[Daniel]

Mbakwe was strapped beneath a 747 this past summer and released at 30,000 feet, and with his wingspan, glided to a perfect landing - all while dribbling.

[mu03eng]

Trevor brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol

[Pakuni]

Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Trevor Mbakwe.

[AlumKCof93]

Mbakwe taught Belichek and Weis everything they knew about football  - and then told Weis to forget it all.

[MU gimp ONE]

Trevor doesn't teabag girls... He potato sacs them.

[4thAndState]

UW believed they had a shot at beating us without Trevor.

[🏀]

Every morning Mbakwe scales the side of Straz Tower, raises the American Flag, shotguns an Old Milwaukee, and handglides back down.

[SoCalwarrior]

Mbakwe's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Bear Grylls climbed mount everest on Trevor Mbakwe's back.  Mbakwe didn't need oxygen.  And climbed the whole damn thing in an hour.

[MU gimp ONE]

Mbakwe created crop circles, because he thought that sometimes corn just needs to learn to lay the f**k down. 

[Shack]

Trevor had sex with my wife.  She makes me sleep in a separate bedroom now. 

[🏀]

Mbakwe won the 1997 Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee.

[WashDCWarrior]

Trevor does his grocery shopping at Home Depot

[Pakuni]

Trevor Mbakwe knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary.
Except mercy.

[Doctor V]

word has it that trevor routinely makes girls cry in pain by playing just the tip

[mosarsour]

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Trevor Mbakwe!

[TallTitan34]

Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.

[MU gimp ONE]

Trevor Mbakwe is ranked 17th in the ESPN/Coaches Poll.

it's true, i didn't believe it, but here's the proof

ESPN/USA Today Poll
 1. North Carolina (24) 9-0 759
 2. Memphis (4) 8-0 742
 3. Kansas (1) 10-0 713
 4. Georgetown (1) 8-0 668
 5. Texas (1) 10-0 638
 6. Washington State 9-0 611
 7. Duke 9-0 599
 8. UCLA 9-1 584
 9. Pittsburgh 10-0 507
10. Michigan State 9-1 480
11. Texas A&M 9-1 429
12. Tennessee 9-1 428
13. Marquette 7-1 414
14. Indiana 9-1 389
15. Clemson 8-0 333
16. Villanova 8-1 257
17. Trevor Mbakwe 10-0 249
18. Butler 9-1 241
19. Arizona 7-2 212
20. Gonzaga 8-2 191
21. Oregon 8-2 121
22. Miami (FL) 9-0 98
23. Brigham Young 9-2 86
24. Xavier 8-2 76
25. Stanford 8-1 56
Others Receiving Votes
Rhode Island 41, West Virginia 30, Louisville 24, California 22, Florida 20, Mississippi 15, Virginia 10, USC 9, Wisconsin 9, Saint Mary's 7, Arkansas 6, Dayton 1.
Dropped From Rankings
Louisville 20, Saint Mary's 24.

[TallTitan34]

Trevor was the one who let the dogs out.

[mosarsour]

Trevor Mbakwe doesn't kill two birds with one stone. He kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

[TallTitan34]

Trevor Mbakwe took home a glowing piece of the Aggro-Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS. He beat out 10-year-old Brian "The Dodger" Rogers and 9-year-old Sean "Smiley" Riley.

[TallTitan34]

One night, I was at a bar with Trevor Mbakwe, that son of a bitch. After taking fifty shots of vodka in two minutes, the great one said something that upset the bartender, so they threw us out. So what does Trevor do? He burns down the bar, walks through the rubble, and sits down in the chair he was in before. Long story short, he sat there for two years as they built the bar around him. When that was completed, he burnt that one down too and pissed on the remains.