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JSwarriors08

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2008, 12:04:01 AM »
Rumor has it that his agent is working on a deal with the scooter store next.

I hear he rides around on a Rascal during practice:

http://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/94A0182.jpg

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2008, 08:20:52 AM »
For real?  Live a little!

I live plenty, and therefore I have heard most of these unoriginal 'jokes' before.

I just think we can do better than this.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2008, 09:20:28 AM »
Would you buy anything this man endorses?
Then again, he does have the car salesman's wardrobe down pat.



What a perfect Badger face

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2008, 11:10:31 AM »
I live plenty, and therefore I have heard most of these unoriginal 'jokes' before.

I just think we can do better than this.

Care to give us one?

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2008, 11:12:13 AM »
Care to give us one?

see my first post.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2008, 11:47:03 AM »
can't say any of these really made me laugh... rather they are somewhat childish and just versions of other jokes replacing one word with another.

as for fat cheerleaders / women... I don't think we really have a leg to stand on.  we have more than our share of beef.

sorry to be a party pooper, but...

LAMEST. THREAD. EVER.

I've been laughing like crazy.  Jutaw, great stuff.  As are the others.   Have fun Hards.  You sound like Fran.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2008, 12:11:54 PM »
Care to give us one?
see my first post.


can't say any of these really made me laugh... rather they are somewhat childish and just versions of other jokes replacing one word with another.

as for fat cheerleaders / women... I don't think we really have a leg to stand on.  we have more than our share of beef.

sorry to be a party pooper, but...

LAMEST. THREAD. EVER.


I don't get it...
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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2008, 12:33:15 PM »




I don't get it...

Sorry, I don't have a lame joke of my own to add, but i stopped laughing at unoriginal fat or unoriginal gay jokes years ago...

I just yearn for some creativity, I guess.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2008, 01:00:54 PM »
I think we pushed the easy button on the yearning Hards_Alumni UW hyphen Moscow fan.

JSwarriors08

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2008, 01:02:39 PM »
Sorry, I don't have a lame joke of my own to add, but i stopped laughing at unoriginal fat or unoriginal gay jokes years ago...

I just yearn for some creativity, I guess.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Feel free to grace us with your creative muse if you so please.  I would be honored to offer a chuckle or two at what a sharp and biting wit you must be capable of displaying.

I've got one:

Q: What's the only thing worse than having a message board littered with badger fans?
A: Having one with a minority of aggressive, depressing, and stiff-necked Marquette alums.

Oops.

RawdogDX

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2008, 01:33:40 PM »
Sorry, I don't have a lame joke of my own to add, but i stopped laughing at unoriginal fat or unoriginal gay jokes years ago...

I just yearn for some creativity, I guess.

Well go to nbc.com or the sundance channel or something.  Don't hate.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2008, 02:10:24 PM »
10 Fun Things To Do With A Dead Badger

http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/472

My personal favorite is the Dead Badger Sip n' Snuggle Beer Coozie


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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2008, 08:36:44 PM »
Which one is the Rodent in this picture?

"We need to get back to eating hamburgers."  - Buzz Williams

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2008, 11:21:24 PM »
hey, if it weren't for puerility, there wouldn't be much comedy left for some people  ;D
And I laughed a bit at the  Dominic James is my Father's Son!  joke for the record

however, i'm still holding out for a good "God's on our side" yarn . . . .


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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2013, 01:52:55 PM »
hey, if it weren't for puerility, there wouldn't be much comedy left for some people  ;D
And I laughed a bit at the  Dominic James is my Father's Son!  joke for the record

however, i'm still holding out for a good "God's on our side" yarn . . . .



Having God on your side doesn't always work out...








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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2013, 05:45:08 PM »
Badger:   any of various burrowing mammals (especially Taxidea taxus and Meles meles) of the weasel family that are widely distributed in the northern hemisphere 

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2013, 06:31:10 PM »


    Did you know that when he died Bear Bryant's wife moved from Alabama to Madison?
     She wanted to get as far away from organized football as possible!

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2013, 10:06:34 PM »
I don't always take time to talk with Madison grads.  But when I do, I always ask for fries.
All this talk of rights.  So little talk of responsibilities.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2013, 10:38:06 PM »
Why do Badger cheerleaders wear long skirts?

To hide the no-pest strips.

Why can't you breed a pig with a badger?

There are some things even pigs won't do.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2013, 11:51:32 PM »
Having God on your side doesn't always work out...










Did you really dig up a 5 year old thread to diss MU?

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2013, 12:31:43 AM »
Did you really dig up a 5 year old thread to diss MU?

I didn't dig it up. But anyone who suggests "God is on their side" is delusional.


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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2013, 01:56:01 AM »
A Marquette fan wears their Marquette gear because they went to Marquette.

A Wisconsin fan wears their Wisconsin gear because they went to Wal-Mart.

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2013, 06:43:30 AM »
I didn't dig it up. But anyone who suggests "God is on their side" is delusional.

When no one has posted in a thread for 5 years and you bump it, I'm pretty sure that's digging it up  ::)

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Re: Rodent Jokes
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2016, 10:35:10 AM »
Every year it seems that this is a big game of (Marquete's) superior talent vs. (UW's) great training of average athletes.  Win Marquette!

 

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