Author Topic: Sonoran Salsa.... (Read 15940 times)

real chili 83 · « **on:** May 30, 2015, 08:33:15 AM »

....the unofficial game day salsa of MU Scoop.

My go-to salsa.

It's available today at the Waukesha Farmers Market.

Mention Scoop and get your salsa autographed for free by Dunks45.

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2015, 09:25:02 AM »

Thanks to my good friend Real Chili 83 for the plug, I'm at the Waukesha farmers market from May through October on saturdays from 8-12. With the exception of today and July 4th. Go MU!!!

real chili 83 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:07:18 AM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on May 30, 2015, 09:25:02 AM

Thanks to my good friend Real Chili 83 for the plug, I'm at the Waukesha farmers market from May through October on saturdays from 8-12. With the exception of today and July 4th. Go MU!!!

Dunks, I hear it's ladies day at the Sonoran Salsa booth. Buy a salsa and get your picture taken with Dunks45.

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2015, 07:33:31 AM »

Uh oh...I better comb my hair. And I forgot to wear my MU shirt. Thanks Real chili 83

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 06, 2015, 07:33:31 AM

Uh oh...I better comb my hair. And I forgot to wear my MU shirt. Thanks Real chili 83

hey-good to know. i'll be over one of these weekends. just make sure the shirt doesn't have a bird on it

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 07, 2015, 09:07:08 AM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on June 06, 2015, 03:28:36 PM

hey-good to know. i'll be over one of these weekends. just make sure the shirt doesn't have a bird on it

no problem there.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2015, 12:22:06 PM »

Dunks, are you at the Waukesha farmers market this weekend?

JoJo is traveling up this way for a wedding this weekend. Feel free to load him up with some habanero!

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:32:52 PM »

Quote from: real chili 83 on June 12, 2015, 12:22:06 PM

Dunks, are you at the Waukesha farmers market this weekend?

JoJo is traveling up this way for a wedding this weekend. Feel free to load him up with some habanero!

He didn't tell me or I would have.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2015, 10:40:51 PM »

Nice shirt.

Hope you got the factory in overdrive for the Canada fishing order.

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 20, 2015, 06:41:07 AM »

Quote from: real chili 83 on June 19, 2015, 10:40:51 PM

Nice shirt.

Hope you got the factory in overdrive for the Canada fishing order.

I've got the staff on three shifts next week. On my way to the Waukesha farmers market now. 8-12 every saturday. GO MU!

keefe · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2015, 11:21:27 AM »

Like clockwork...the Sonoran Salsa social media blitz launches every weekend!

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 21, 2015, 01:23:03 PM »

then we need a "hashtag@sonoransalsa" right?

by the way, what's the history of the name-sounds like a hot old flame that treated ya right back in the day?

a little more salsa for my friends-heyna

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:15:01 AM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on June 21, 2015, 01:23:03 PM

then we need a "hashtag@sonoransalsa" right?

by the way, what's the history of the name-sounds like a hot old flame that treated ya right back in the day?

a little more salsa for my friends-heyna

Ok here's the history of the name, I was the general manager of a gentlemen"s club in Scottsdale Az. in the early 90"s

my number one dancer was named Eden, { as in garden of the Sonoran desert which covers most of Az }. She was my go to

for many years. TMI probably.

keefe · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:37:10 AM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 10:15:01 AM

Ok here's the history of the name, I was the general manager of a gentlemen"s club in Scottsdale Az. in the early 90"s

my number one dancer was named Eden, { as in garden of the Sonoran desert which covers most of Az }. She was my go to

for many years. TMI probably.

This is f@cking priceless! The Scoop lineup features lawyers, tooth yankers, engineers, and accountants but you, sir, are our clean-up hitter!

drewm88 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:50:54 AM »

Quote from: keefe on June 22, 2015, 11:37:10 AM

This is f@cking priceless! The Scoop lineup features lawyers, tooth yankers, engineers, and accountants but you, sir, are our clean-up hitter!

Nah, he was the manager. I assume ZFB had mopping duty.

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2015, 12:08:28 PM »

Quote from: drewm88 on June 22, 2015, 11:50:54 AM

Nah, he was the manager. I assume ZFB had mopping duty.

I mop jizz like there's no tomorrow.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2015, 01:49:14 PM »

Dunks is a capital fellow. He could probably make Keefe blush with some of the stories he has.

Dunks, looking forward to a couple of days in the boat with you next week.....and some new stories.

Eldon · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2015, 03:58:02 PM »

Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on June 22, 2015, 12:08:28 PM

I mop jizz like there's no tomorrow.

So glad that I accidentally clicked on this thread.

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:07:16 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 10:15:01 AM

Ok here's the history of the name, I was the general manager of a gentlemen"s club in Scottsdale Az. in the early 90"s

my number one dancer was named Eden, { as in garden of the Sonoran desert which covers most of Az }. She was my go to

for many years. TMI probably.

you don't have to 'splain, but, "go to"? NICE!!!

thank God for penicillin though-heyna?as soon as i get back from tennessee, i'm coming down to get me some of that special salsa-can't wait to see the label!

GooooMarquette · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:15:11 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 22, 2015, 11:37:10 AM

This is f@cking priceless! The Scoop lineup features lawyers, tooth yankers, engineers, and accountants but you, sir, are our clean-up hitter!

Yep. We just can't compete with that....

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #20 on:** June 22, 2015, 05:21:20 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 22, 2015, 11:37:10 AM

This is f@cking priceless! The Scoop lineup features lawyers, tooth yankers, engineers, and accountants but you, sir, are our clean-up hitter!

i sure ain't worthy and can't compete with no "gentlemens club" ceo. i think al mcguire left one profession of his list of "must do" in order to learn life-

bartender, taxi cab driver, ?? "gentlemen's club"...i thought there was one more?

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 22, 2015, 05:28:05 PM »

Thanks boys, those were two good years at Babes cabaret. looking forward to fishing Canada next week with my main man real chili 83 on our annual fishing trip.

keefe · « **Reply #22 on:** June 22, 2015, 06:45:52 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 05:28:05 PM

Thanks boys, those were two good years at Babes cabaret. looking forward to fishing Canada next week with my main man real chili 83 on our annual fishing trip.

If the management of Marquette University has a hair on its ass they will make you the Commencement Speaker. I would crawl on my belly from Seattle for that one!

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #23 on:** June 22, 2015, 07:29:39 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 22, 2015, 06:45:52 PM

If the management of Marquette University has a hair on its ass they will make you the Commencement Speaker. I would crawl on my belly from Seattle for that one!

here marquette had a very capable and qualified person right under their nose and didn't even know it-dunks should have applied for that opening in the gender and sexuality resource center and put up a commemorative mural, matching coloring books, paint by number, puzzles, pull toys, soap on a .... doc mccadams would have palpitations, but more material

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 22, 2015, 07:33:40 PM »

Quote from: rocket surgeon on June 22, 2015, 05:21:20 PM

i sure ain't worthy and can't compete with no "gentlemens club" ceo. i think al mcguire left one profession of his list of "must do" in order to learn life-

bartender, taxi cab driver, ?? "gentlemen's club"...i thought there was one more?

I owned a place called Sam Dooley's on the west side in the 80's. Al stumbled in one morning before we opened
and asked to use the phone, after that he would always stop in. He gave me a signed picture, one of my prize possessions.
After that Majerus use to come in for two turkey sandwiches, beautiful.

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #25 on:** June 22, 2015, 07:47:09 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 07:33:40 PM

I owned a place called Sam Dooley's on the west side in the 80's. Al stumbled in one morning before we opened
and asked to use the phone, after that he would always stop in. He gave me a signed picture, one of my prize possessions.
After that Majerus use to come in for two turkey sandwiches, beautiful.

great stories-that must have been when rick was watching the waistline, what? no pizza(s)?

al was the m.c. for my high school sports banquet and rick was the speaker at our white coat ceremony-both priceless beyond words. loved al's, don't you know who i am, "butter guy" story

keefe · « **Reply #26 on:** June 22, 2015, 08:54:19 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 07:33:40 PM

After that Majerus use to come in for two turkey sandwiches, beautiful.

With or without a towel?

rocket surgeon · « **Reply #27 on:** June 23, 2015, 10:02:34 AM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 10:15:01 AM

Ok here's the history of the name, I was the general manager of a gentlemen"s club in Scottsdale Az. in the early 90"s

my number one dancer was named Eden, { as in garden of the Sonoran desert which covers most of Az }. She was my go to

for many years. TMI probably.

looks like ya got out just in time

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/06/23/extremely-invasive-pennsylvania-lawmakers-want-registry-for-strippers/

ZiggysFryBoy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:06:22 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 22, 2015, 10:15:01 AM

Ok here's the history of the name, I was the general manager of a gentlemen"s club in Scottsdale Az. in the early 90"s

my number one dancer was named Eden, { as in garden of the Sonoran desert which covers most of Az }. She was my go to

for many years. TMI probably.

You are my personal hero.

Please tell more stories.

warriorchick · « **Reply #29 on:** June 23, 2015, 01:14:18 PM »

So who is going to nominate Dunks for a National Alumni Award?

And why hasn't he signed up for the Mentorship Program?

keefe · « **Reply #30 on:** June 24, 2015, 01:58:40 AM »

Quote from: warriorchick on June 23, 2015, 01:14:18 PM

So who is going to nominate Dunks for a National Alumni Award?

This has me laughing still!

MUfan12 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 24, 2015, 11:58:11 AM »

Tremendous- https://twitter.com/MazosBurger/status/613607529747099648

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #32 on:** June 24, 2015, 06:57:52 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on June 23, 2015, 01:14:18 PM

So who is going to nominate Dunks for a National Alumni Award?

And why hasn't he signed up for the Mentorship Program?

LOL...for some reason they don't think my job was a public service, go figure.

real chili 83 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:36:37 PM »

Who's gonna man the salsa stand while we are in Canada? Is Eden going to come out of retirement to serve the Scoop faithful in your stead?

Where can a starving soul get a taste of Eden/Sonoran Salsa while you are on your long range strategy session?

keefe · « **Reply #34 on:** June 24, 2015, 09:18:29 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 24, 2015, 06:57:52 PM

LOL...for some reason they don't think my job was a public service, go figure.

Your Gentlemen's Club was in the Valley of the Sun - the same home to Luke AFB. For decades, the Air Force sent its youth to the Luke Replacement Training Unit to master the art of flying the F 16. The RTU was a Bataan Death March designed to weed out the worthless, the weak, and the unworthy. In those dark, despairing days many fledgling pilots sought solace, comfort, and respite from the agony of flight training in those desert oases where the beer was cold and the flesh was tantalizingly hot.

I have to think were it not for those neon-lit citadels of the free market system that many young men would have abandoned hope and readied himself for a life under the jack-booted heel of Soviet Totalitarianism. It was clubs such as yours that helped the Berlin Wall to come crashing down because American warriors knew exactly what they were fighting for. You served your nation, Dunks. A grateful America salutes you. Marquette should do likewise.

g0lden3agle · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2015, 12:51:05 PM »

Quote from: MUfan12 on June 24, 2015, 11:58:11 AM

Tremendous- https://twitter.com/MazosBurger/status/613607529747099648

We've confirmed this isn't willie, right? Some of his tweets have grammar too poor to be willie...

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2015, 01:21:13 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 24, 2015, 09:18:29 PM

Your Gentlemen's Club was in the Valley of the Sun - the same home to Luke AFB. For decades, the Air Force sent its youth to the Luke Replacement Training Unit to master the art of flying the F 16. The RTU was a Bataan Death March designed to weed out the worthless, the weak, and the unworthy. In those dark, despairing days many fledgling pilots sought solace, comfort, and respite from the agony of flight training in those desert oases where the beer was cold and the flesh was tantalizingly hot.

I have to think were it not for those neon-lit citadels of the free market system that many young men would have abandoned hope and readied himself for a life under the jack-booted heel of Soviet Totalitarianism. It was clubs such as yours that helped the Berlin Wall to come crashing down because American warriors knew exactly what they were fighting for. You served your nation, Dunks. A grateful America salutes you. Marquette should do likewise.

Thank you, here's a little flash back photo from the annual Babes golf outing with my personal ball spotter Farah.

keefe · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:23:32 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 25, 2015, 01:21:13 PM

Thank you, here's a little flash back photo from the annual Babes golf outing with my personal ball spotter Farah.

And why, exactly, did you give up this career to push salsa?

warriorchick · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:25:45 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 25, 2015, 03:23:32 PM

And why, exactly, did you give up this career to push salsa?

At this point I feel the need to ask Dunks if he makes sure everyone washes their hands thoroughly before they touch the product.

keefe · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:30:28 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on June 25, 2015, 03:25:45 PM

At this point I feel the need to ask Dunks if he makes sure everyone washes their hands thoroughly before they touch the product.

Chick

What's the status of Dunk's Marquette University Distinguished Alumni of the Year Award paperwork? Scoop has you flying lead on this mission.

Let us know when the award is finalized so i can get my service mess dress uni cleaned up from that last Wing Dining Out. Some of those stains are a real bitch to get out.

warriorchick · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:45:13 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 25, 2015, 03:30:28 PM

Chick

What's the status of Dunk's Marquette University Distinguished Alumni of the Year Award paperwork? Scoop has you flying lead on this mission.

Let us know when the award is finalized so i can get my service mess dress uni cleaned up from that last Wing Dining Out. Some of those stains are a real bitch to get out.

I don't feel qualified to do such a thing. I have never met the man, much less possess the knowledge to do justice to Dunk's contributions to Marquette and the world at large.

keefe · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2015, 04:15:33 PM »

Quote from: warriorchick on June 25, 2015, 03:45:13 PM

I don't feel qualified to do such a thing. I have never met the man, much less possess the knowledge to do justice to Dunk's contributions to Marquette and the world at large.

Here is all you need to know: GM Babes.

I think it would mean more to Dunks coming from you.

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2015, 06:14:19 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 25, 2015, 03:23:32 PM

And why, exactly, did you give up this career to push salsa?

You never know where life will take you, when I moved down there I was trying to buy another bar.
Were you stationed at Luke?
By the way Chick, proper hygiene is a must, sometimes i wear two gloves.

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2015, 09:20:49 PM »

Dunks, what is the spread on the buffet? Porcini's Special finely marinated in your Sonoran Salsa, ai na? Please advise.

keefe · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2015, 09:21:24 PM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 25, 2015, 06:14:19 PM

You never know where life will take you, when I moved down there I was trying to buy another bar.
Were you stationed at Luke?
By the way Chick, proper hygiene is a must, sometimes i wear two gloves.

I went through the F 16 RTU at Luke. I can confirm that most student pilots crawled around the ASU bars looking for, uh, targets of opportunity. I had signed my life away to a Marquette girl so those earthier pleasures were denied to me. There were, however, a few promotion parties and bachelor parties which I might have been involved in that included a visit to a club dedicated to gentlemen.

keefe · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2015, 09:41:56 PM »

This says Babe's is owned by Jenna Jameson, "the world's most notable connoisseur of sexuality..."

Stories. Please.

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 25, 2015, 10:08:21 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 25, 2015, 09:41:56 PM

This says Babe's is owned by Jenna Jameson, "the world's most notable connoisseur of sexuality..."

Stories. Please.

that's true she is a partner with the owner of vivid video. I'd have to talk to my friend down there, but
I know she has a house in Scottsdale. I met her at a party in passing and that was about ten years ago. Now
I'm off in the morning for our annual fishing trip to canada with real chili 83.

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #47 on:** June 25, 2015, 10:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on June 25, 2015, 09:20:49 PM

Dunks, what is the spread on the buffet? Porcini's Special finely marinated in your Sonoran Salsa, ai na? Please advise.

the only buffet while I was there was blonde, brunette, red head etc...

real chili 83 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:16:58 PM »

Quote from: keefe on June 25, 2015, 09:41:56 PM

This says Babe's is owned by Jenna Jameson, "the world's most notable connoisseur of sexuality..."

Stories. Please.

The man has stories.

Trust me.

Keefe, he could make you blush.

The boat is never boring with Dunks.

Dunks, see you tomorrow at Grandma's. Bring salsa.

keefe · « **Reply #49 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:41:19 PM »

Quote from: real chili 83 on June 25, 2015, 11:16:58 PM

The man has stories.

Trust me.

Keefe, he could make you blush.

The boat is never boring with Dunks.

Dunks, see you tomorrow at Grandma's. Bring salsa.

You guys ought to slay 'em this week. Have fun!

DUNKS45 · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2015, 07:06:07 AM »

Just an update for you, I called my friend last night after my post and he told me he and his group
bought Babes from jenna less than a year ago. That means they now own Babes and Dream palace in Scottsdale
and 910 in Tempe.

keefe · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:18:29 AM »

Quote from: DUNKS45 on June 26, 2015, 07:06:07 AM

Just an update for you, I called my friend last night after my post and he told me he and his group
bought Babes from jenna less than a year ago. That means they now own Babes and Dream palace in Scottsdale
and 910 in Tempe.

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