MU Tribune: What to Expect in Presser

[Spotcheck Billy]

Cords is going to issue an opening statement, then plead the 5th amendment repeatedly.

that would make sense if IWB held the presser

[Vander Blue Man Group]

Cord's describes process:

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Hire new coach/Profit

[Tums Festival]

This may also be an indication that the hiring of a new coach is a way's off. Doubt they'd do this today and announce a new coach tomorrow.