National Anthem

[Dawson Rental]

They could pre-record and lip synch it in the alloted time like the professionals do on Saturday Night Live

What do you mean professionals?  I thought that that was what Ashlee Simpson did.

[Skatastrophy]

Our "Social Awkward National Anthem" would definitely get over 100 hits on youtube... all from scoopers

[Dawson Rental]

This surprises me.  I have my brother in law buy some group ticket packages for me every year, and something stood out this year.  He was told that if you buy a group ticket package in the numbers below, MU will let you do the following:

25 tickets or more – high five players in the tunnel
100 or more – sing the national anthem

I have dreamed of the day where we buy 100 tickets to a game and then get a group to sing the national anthem beforehand.  It would be, dare I say... epic in the scope of the awkwardness and horror.  Perhaps it was all just a fun dream.

In other news... maybe it is still true and we do a MUScoop group purchase next year?  Message board field trip?

I'm just guessing, but I bet that while they'll let you sing the national anthem, it won't be the version that'll be televised.  Another reason to give the anthem to the band, they'll just be reprising, not singing it, if MU lets a gaggle of average fans sing it first.

...and while I'm at it, I may as well back up Ziggy's month old comments in regards to Ms. Stecker with a photo:

[Dr. Blackheart]

kick dr. blackheart in the nads and he can do a good "Mariah"

Hey now...Mariah and I can belt one out like one another...unfortunately, it is our belt size...but we do share expansive ranges.  Thank god for pajama jeans.

[77ncaachamps]

The 2-3 minute window is doable.

MU just needs to tell them to make it 2 minutes or less!