Author Topic: What Time Is The Presser? (Read 10040 times)

4everwarriors · « **on:** December 17, 2009, 09:28:13 AM »

Will have to stay close to the TV. I'm certain all the major networks will be carrying it. Can't wait for the fit to hit the shan.

nyg · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:46:48 AM »

Can someone link it/youtube it for later viewing, please.

Doris Burkes Thong · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:53:05 AM »

It's at 11:00 a.m. here in Madison at the IHOP on University Ave. In fact, one of my sources just told me that Andy Katz has already arrived and ordered a "full stack" of buttermilk pancakes with sausage and bacon.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:58:01 AM »

IHOP? Pretty fancy, this must be serious. Will EA be present? EAT said he'd be there with laptop in hand to give us a blow by blow update.

Doris Burkes Thong · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:01:47 AM »

Quote from: 4everwarriors on December 17, 2009, 09:58:01 AM

IHOP? Pretty fancy, this must be serious. Will EA be present? EAT said he'd be there with laptop in hand to give us a blow by blow update.

4ever, Erin Andrews is currently en route to IHOP. My sources have confirmed that Barry Alvarez picked her up at the Dane County airport and is driving her in his Escalade.

Skatastrophy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:27:20 AM »

I am currently at the IHOP. They are out of cherries for the eyes on the smiley face pancakes. The Maymon presser will be pushed back until 11:15 so that IHOP can make an impassioned plea to the public for someone to stop by with more maraschino cherries.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:33:30 AM »

I just saw Illinois insurance executive Michael David Barrett come out the side door of IHOP. He is stowing his drill equipment in his truck after having set up his hidden cameras in the women's bathroom of the IHOP.

ATWizJr · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:34:32 AM »

Does Buzz have a Presser today as well?

warthog-driver · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:40:03 AM »

Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on December 17, 2009, 09:53:05 AM

It's at 11:00 a.m. here in Madison at the IHOP on University Ave. In fact, one of my sources just told me that Andy Katz has already arrived and ordered a "full stack" of buttermilk pancakes with sausage and bacon.

That might not be Andy Katz, then. It is problematic for him to order breakfast at establishments catering to chavis goyem.

No wait, I just heard the waitress ask Andy, "You want for me to use eggs from a kosher bird or is it a shonda for the goyem that I should use milk and butter in my challah recipe so that it can be considered non-pareve?" Obviously the Maymons have selected a kosher IHOP for the press conference.

LON · « **Reply #9 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:42:01 AM »

Should have went to Waffle House for the smothered 'n covered...

jaygall31 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:54:49 AM »

I would think Coach Buzz is just having a Q and A in regards to the N. Florida game...

but i'm sure North Florida will be the least of the reporters concerns.

nyg · « **Reply #11 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:58:24 AM »

Quote from: jaygall31 on December 17, 2009, 10:54:49 AM

I would think Coach Buzz is just having a Q and A in regards to the N. Florida game...

but i'm sure North Florida will be the least of the reporters concerns.

Brad Galli, you out there????

Please hook up Your MU TV link subsequent to Buzz's interview/QA.

MR.HAYWARD · « **Reply #12 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:30:40 PM »

sportsbubbler will probably have it

shaquilvaine · « **Reply #13 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:37:10 PM »

Is Tim Maymon going to be holding another sweet sign like the one when Jeronne committed to MU?

MrRivals150 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 17, 2009, 01:20:16 PM »

Quote from: shaquilvaine on December 17, 2009, 12:37:10 PM

Is Tim Maymon going to be holding another sweet sign like the one when Jeronne committed to MU?

+1

There's a good chance he hold sit upside down, that would be priceless.

MR.HAYWARD · « **Reply #15 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:03:57 PM »

Quote from: MrRivals150 on December 17, 2009, 01:20:16 PM

+1

There's a good chance he hold sit upside down, that would be priceless.

mR Rivals you seem to have some connection with Vander what is his take on this whole bizarre episode?

pbiflyer · « **Reply #16 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:08:57 PM »

Quote from: LancesOtherNut on December 17, 2009, 10:42:01 AM

Should have went to Waffle House for the smothered 'n covered...

Isn't that what Tiger did?

Hards Alumni · « **Reply #17 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:21:12 PM »

Quote from: MrRivals150 on December 17, 2009, 01:20:16 PM

+1

There's a good chance he hold sit upside down, that would be priceless.

and then cue the WWF music and Buzz coming out of the tunnel and power bombing Tim Maymon!!!!

alternatively, he could hold up a "Jeronne + South Dakota State" sign.

That'd kill.

Badgerhater · « **Reply #18 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Hards_Alumni on December 17, 2009, 02:21:12 PM

alternatively, he could hold up a "Jeronne + South Dakota State" sign.

Hey! Don't drag my other alma mater into this.

Doris Burkes Thong · « **Reply #19 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:40:31 PM »

*****UPDATE********

The presser has been moved up to 5:00 p.m. CT. It will be carried live on Sportscenter. Tim Maymon is also scheduled to appear on Mike and Mike as well as the Jim Rome show tomorrow. Elvert "Kool Aid" Perry from what I'm hearing has reached out and offered assistance to the Maymon family.

4everwarriors · « **Reply #20 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:45:25 PM »

The Reverend Jesse Jackson is said to be enroute as we type.

AZWarrior · « **Reply #21 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:53:05 PM »

~~Al Sharpton~~ Reverend Al Sharpton, too.

If you attend, don't get between either of these gentlemen and a microphone or a TV camera.

Josey Wales · « **Reply #22 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:53:29 PM »

has obama stepped in to cool off the situation yet?

damuts222 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:01:21 PM »

Quote

The Reverend Jesse Jackson is said to be enroute as we type.

+1

This just in....the Reverend may not attend the news conference as he has just found out that Robert "the Manchild" Wild will also be in attendance and has been quoted as saying "I will knock the bejesus out of him if he shows up."

Stay tuned this may get interesting.

Doris Burkes Thong · « **Reply #24 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Curtis Loew on December 17, 2009, 02:53:29 PM

has obama stepped in to cool off the situation yet?

Nope, the great Bo Ryan is on standby just in case any "cooling off" has to be done. As Badger fans have stated many times, Bo Ryan has done his fair share of "cooling". He's a grizzled vet in the "cooling" department.

Josey Wales · « **Reply #25 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:04:13 PM »

Quote from: Doris Burkes Thong on December 17, 2009, 03:02:13 PM

Nope, the great Bo Ryan is on standby just in case any "cooling off" has to be done.

ok good, that makes me feel better

Henry Sugar · « **Reply #26 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:04:59 PM »

Quote from: Hards_Alumni on December 17, 2009, 02:21:12 PM

and then cue the WWF music and Buzz coming out of the tunnel and power bombing Tim Maymon!!!!

OH MY GOD.... IT'S... IT'S BUZZ WILLIAMS' MUSIC!

AZWarrior · « **Reply #27 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Curtis Loew on December 17, 2009, 02:53:29 PM

has obama stepped in to cool off the situation yet?

He reportedly stated that "although he did not yet have all the facts, it was clear that Coach Buzz 'acted stupidly' in his handling of J-May".

Josey Wales · « **Reply #28 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:12:29 PM »

Quote from: AZWarrior on December 17, 2009, 03:08:32 PM

He reportedly stated that "although he did not yet have all the facts, it was clear that Coach Buzz 'acted stupidly' in his handling of J-May".

well in Buzz's defense, jmay played like he was in the "special olympics, or something"

TallTitan34 · « **Reply #29 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:14:14 PM »

Quote from: Henry Sugar on December 17, 2009, 03:04:59 PM

OH MY GOD.... IT'S... IT'S BUZZ WILLIAMS' MUSIC!

Tougher than a $2 steak!

VegasWarrior77 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:18:55 PM »

Steve Williams, Tiger Woods' caddie, called from New Zealand to state that he had absolutely no knowledge of what JMay was up to...!

Strokin 3s · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2009, 03:59:33 PM »

Now this thread is actually funny/ First thread to make me laugh about the whole Maymon situation, thank god the Haiku's are gone.

nyg · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:10:16 PM »

Was there any statements from Mr. Maymon or Buzz yet?

KipsBayEagle · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:14:40 PM »

Quote from: nyg on December 17, 2009, 04:10:16 PM

Was there any statements from Mr. Maymon or Buzz yet?

No official statements, but according to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, upon receiving the Lumberjack breakfast instead of the silver dollar pancakes, Mr. Maymon stormed out of the IHOP where the presser was going to be held, said he was going across the street George Webb's, and threatened to bring the 5 dollar all you can eat buffet with him.

Benny B · « **Reply #34 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:20:03 PM »

George Webb IV is on his way to meet with Mr. Maymon. Apparently there is some fracas about him demanding that all Super George Combo orders run through him.

WellsstreetWanderer · « **Reply #35 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:59:22 PM »

Rosemary Woods just released that the pertinent conversations on the Maymon tapes were accidently erased

4everwarriors · « **Reply #36 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:01:15 PM »

There presently is some random dude standing outside the McDonalds on Lake St. talking either to himself or to whomever stops to listen.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #37 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:06:29 PM »

tim maymon promised a presser
to present the case of the lesser
he showed up in that vest
a technicolor mess
my gosh what a wonderful dresser

warthog-driver · « **Reply #38 on:** December 19, 2009, 07:26:03 PM »

Did the Maymons ever hold a presser?

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