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Author Topic: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there  (Read 13021 times)

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Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« on: December 07, 2009, 12:39:38 AM »




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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 08:40:33 PM »
Really sad.. apparently the alleged mistress count is up to 7.. SEVEN... enough that elin has reportedly moved out of the house..

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/07/2009-12-07_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_moves_out_after_reports_of_mistresses_according_.html
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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 09:24:26 PM »
Do I hear NINE?

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2009, 09:31:24 PM »
If his endorsement deals dry up, will Viagra or Cialis come calling?
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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2009, 09:36:54 PM »
Seems to be doing just fine without the Viagra and Cialis.

I was at a party this weekend and a girl had on a t-shirt that read, "Tiger's 19th Hole".

Unbelievable how his life in terms of his public persona has changed in a week's time. His image will never be close to the same. At this point he may need to go the David Duchovny sex addict route just to possibly buy an ounce of sympathy. Don't think he'll get much though.

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2009, 10:00:27 PM »
Just think, with all this going on he was still able to win 7 majors and 25 other events over the last 5 years.  Imagine what he could do if he wasn't spending time chasing tail.

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2009, 10:04:40 PM »
10.. more partners than majors.. can Jack say the same?

http://deadspin.com/5421036/tigers-now-laying-10
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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2009, 10:52:57 PM »
Just think, with all this going on he was still able to win 7 majors and 25 other events over the last 5 years.  Imagine what he could do if he wasn't spending time chasing tail.


Gotta wonder about the few times he missed a cut if outside influences interfered with his concentration.
Regardless, whatever strokes he saved on the course, he obviously put to use later. Wonder if he scored better playing the back nine?
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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2009, 11:38:17 PM »

Gotta wonder about the few times he missed a cut if outside influences interfered with his concentration.
Regardless, whatever strokes he saved on the course, he obviously put to use later. Wonder if he scored better playing the back nine?

hahahah. the golf/sex puns are limitless with this situation.

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 03:13:46 AM »
Just think, with all this going on he was still able to win 7 majors and 25 other events over the last 5 years.  Imagine what he could do if he wasn't spending time chasing tail.

Maybe it's quite the opposite.  It could be that the tail was a soothing factor that helped him relax.  A monogamous Tiger may have only one a fraction of those tournaments.    I actually had a strong dislike for the man before a couple weeks ago.  I think I like him more and more by the day. 

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 08:50:11 AM »
I gotta say I am starting to smell the work of a PR/Image Firm on this Tiger thing the last couple days...The Perkins chick in particular just isn't adding up. He needs some way to piece this thing back together. He can't really go the Larry Eustachy/Mel Gibson alcoholic route, so sex addiction would be another option. So, throw numerous, pretty outlandish stories out there to paint a picture of a rather self-destructive pattern so he can claim a psychological issue, get treatment and get his career back on track...Not his fault.

Entirely possible that is what actually is happening, but I guess I'm not quite buying it. Something's just a little fishy.

Hopefully he is not still taking the advice of the firm that told him to get married.

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2009, 09:26:38 AM »
Now come the drug allegations.....el Tigre has some big problems that keep getting bigger.

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2009, 09:31:24 AM »
Sad to hear he was trolling Waffle Houses. Did he ever score in a George Webb's?

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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2009, 09:42:35 AM »
Sad to hear he was trolling Waffle Houses. Did he ever score in a George Webb's?

Nah, he hasn't been in Milwaukee since he was married.  But the American Club was probably fertile ground for him during the 2004 PGA.

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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2009, 09:54:01 AM »
Just think, with all this going on he was still able to win 7 majors and 25 other events over the last 5 years.  Imagine what he could do if he wasn't spending time chasing tail.

Do we honestly think Tiger has to chase women?

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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2009, 09:55:44 AM »
Do we honestly think Tiger has to chase women?



Whether or not he has to isn't really the question.  From the reports, he seems to like the chase.

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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2009, 10:01:31 AM »
Must have been the chase because it sure wasn't the quality aspect.  I would be willing to guess if you put a photo lineup together of all his "alleged" women and added nice photos of Elin 99/100 would pick his wife.  But as a wiseman once told me, "No matter how hot she is, someone is tired of _______ her."



Will this be the biggest divorce settlement ever for an athlete? Or does the prenup include adultery clauses.
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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2009, 11:36:24 AM »
Who knew that Tiger secretly wanted to be John Daly?    The difference between Tiger and me is that I have had one woman and 10 putters over the last few years.   Seriously, I got my Golf Digest magazine yesterday with Tiger and Obama on the cover  (start snickering, Chico).   Every ad, every instructional tip, every article with/about Tiger left me giggling.    Serious penance, then image re-building to do.    Endorsements may dry up.    9 figures for Elin in settlement, probably 7-8 figures for all of the women....he is going to have to start playing more tournaments just to stay afloat financially.   
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Re: Great Tiger Woods t-shirts out there
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2009, 11:49:50 AM »
Boers and Bernstein think from a PR stand point, the only thing Tiger can do is say he's a sex addict and check into rehab.  With more and more women coming out each day I have to agree.

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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2009, 11:55:24 AM »
Boers and Bernstein think from a PR stand point, the only thing Tiger can do is say he's a sex addict and check into rehab.  With more and more women coming out each day I have to agree.

Which is exactly the point I was trying to make above, and leads me to believe that a (large) percentage of these women haven't actually met the guy, but were actually put out there by Team Tiger in an effort to make him look as pathetic and under the control of his 'sex addiction' as possible.

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« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2009, 12:13:10 PM »
What is going to make this linger longer is the fact that there are so many ready-made double entendres in golf.    Fore example, you never saw an LPGA pro hawking Wilson golf clubs a few years ago.   Can you picture it?   "Hi, I'm (LPGA Pro) and I love Wilson's fat shaft technology.   Combine with their Deep Red head, I am able to make the balls go longer than ever before, and can work them either way."    Yeah, that might have been awkward.   
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« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2009, 12:20:24 PM »
Things are getting uglier by the moment(in every sense of the word ugly)...from Deadspin:

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes?skyline=true&s=x


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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2009, 12:03:13 PM »
Must have been the chase because it sure wasn't the quality aspect.  I would be willing to guess if you put a photo lineup together of all his "alleged" women and added nice photos of Elin 99/100 would pick his wife.  But as a wiseman once told me, "No matter how hot she is, someone is tired of _______ her."


Was that wiseman a former MU "employee" of significant stature...b/c that's where I heard it.
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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2009, 01:38:12 AM »
great shirts out there.  I came across another cool one at www.relevanttees.com check it out and pass it on!

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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2009, 10:37:00 AM »
he is going to have to start playing more tournaments just to stay afloat financially.   

this is a joke right? it's going to be a huge settlement but I think sports' first $1 billion man will be alright financially despite whatever payments he has to make

Boers and Bernstein think from a PR stand point, the only thing Tiger can do is say he's a sex addict and check into rehab.  With more and more women coming out each day I have to agree.
B and B are idiots, Tiger will never do that, he is much more likely to have a press conference when he comes back, stating he is sorry for what he did and then never talk about it again

Which is exactly the point I was trying to make above, and leads me to believe that a (large) percentage of these women haven't actually met the guy, but were actually put out there by Team Tiger in an effort to make him look as pathetic and under the control of his 'sex addiction' as possible.
Really, you think this is really happening, that makes absolutely no sense

 

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