Not that it matters but...

[GuyIncognito]

The sports gal (Bill Simmons wife) has us going to the elite eight. However she used the typical female abstract reasons for choosing her teams.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080318

Marquette (6) over Cornell (14): Maybe I could talk myself into the Bucks GM thing if we lived somewhere near Marquette; I always thought it seemed like a nice school. Also, I'd be considered a twig if we lived in Wisconsin. Everyone would tell me how skinny I was all the time and ask me where I worked out and what I did. I could introduce the women there to pilates and explain to them the dangers of brats and cheese curds. I like the thought of being regarded as an exercise pioneer even if it wasn't true.

SOUTH: Memphis over Marquette: I have to tell this story since it just happened: Sunday night, we gave up on "John Adams" after 45 minutes because we couldn't handle the guy from "Sideways" playing someone other than the guy from "Sideways." We went to bed and I was pumping milk for my baby for the following morning. Bill somehow found the porn awards on Showtime and decided to keep them on for about 20 minutes while I was pumping milk for our son. You're supposed to think about wholesome things when you're pumping because it helps your milk let down, but Bill had no problem watching a show with gross clips and disgusting awards and cracking jokes like "I hope Courtney Cummz wins this one, she's due." Finally I had to threaten his life, and he turned it. This is what I deal with every day.

[ChicosBailBonds]

This is the one that caugh my attention because it's pretty much what my wife would say if we moved back to Wisconsin


USC (6) over Wisconsin (3): This is the real-life matchup and result if Bill takes the Milwaukee Bucks GM job: I will be choosing Southern California over Wisconsin and living off 50 percent of Bill's salary.