Well, I didn't win 276,000,000 dollars

[Mayor McCheese]

but apparently someone in West Virginia did... bought my powerball ticket, in hopes to never have to do anything ever again, except follow and go to every MU game for the rest of my life, damn, could have used a vacation in the next week 

[chapman]

Had I won $276,000,000, I was leaning towards not showing up to class after spring break.  I didn't decide what to do if I won $3...