Even Roadkill is good to eat.

[muwarrior69]

Has anyone here kept a deer they hit? And for the folks in Madison see #8.

http://www.bbc.com/autos/story/20160519-why-you-should-be-eating-roadkill

[RushmoreAcademy]

"It's the cool thing to do."

[4everwarriors]

Q: What's da difference between a dead lawyer who's been run over, and roadkill?

A: Da roadkill has skidmarks in front of it, ai na?

[rocket surgeon]

why does the law society essentially prohibit sex between lawyers and his/her clients?

to prevent the clients from being billed twice for the same service

[GooooMarquette]

What's brown and black, and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.