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Author Topic: Keefer, you're a tree climber?  (Read 2283 times)

wadesworld

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Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« on: March 22, 2016, 05:26:05 PM »
http://komonews.com/live/event

This you bro?

A live stream for a guy who climbed a 60 foot tall sequoia in downtown Seattle and is refusing to come down.  They had negotiators up on a firetruck's ladder but he just flipped them the bird and throw apples and branches at them.  Can't a man just climb a tree in peace?
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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2016, 05:52:53 PM »
This is going on right outside my office window. Very distracting.

Highlights so far:

Throwing stuff.
Screaming "F---ing f----ts" at the cops for a steady half hour.
"You probably had sex with a dog and a baby" also aimed at the cops.
For the firemen, "You have gay sex in the firetruck"
"Hey Farva, do you want a liter of cola?" at a heftier officer.

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2016, 10:54:26 PM »
http://komonews.com/live/event

This you bro?

A live stream for a guy who climbed a 60 foot tall sequoia in downtown Seattle and is refusing to come down.  They had negotiators up on a firetruck's ladder but he just flipped them the bird and throw apples and branches at them.  Can't a man just climb a tree in peace?

Holy schmidt! My 15 minutes of fame!


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wadesworld

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2016, 06:35:22 AM »
Holy schmidt! My 15 minutes of fame!

More like 7+ hours of fame!
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wadesworld

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2016, 09:55:52 AM »
Update:  He's still up there.
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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2016, 11:24:11 AM »
From the scene: straight chillin

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2016, 11:56:22 AM »
Sombitch is still there...

I love how he asked for a pack of smokes!

http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched



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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2016, 12:13:18 PM »

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2016, 01:00:16 PM »
Smoke 'em if you got 'em

I mean, after a long hard night of tree squatting a man really craves a good smoke!


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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2016, 01:11:16 PM »
Sombitch is still there...

I love how he asked for a pack of smokes!

http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

Best part is the tweet from Seattle PD:

"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2016, 01:14:48 PM »
Does da dude urinate and defecate in da tree, hey?
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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2016, 01:16:06 PM »
Does da dude urinate and defecate in da tree, hey?

Well, he was eating a lot of fiber then began breaking off branches...


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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2016, 01:21:36 PM »
From the scene: straight chillin

Cooby

I was at Columbia Tower yesterday afternoon in a rare foray into Seattle but I missed all of this.

Is this near the Westin Hotel and Westin Office Building? 


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Cooby Snacks

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2016, 01:58:20 PM »
Cooby

I was at Columbia Tower yesterday afternoon in a rare foray into Seattle but I missed all of this.

Is this near the Westin Hotel and Westin Office Building?

Yeah, it's a block east on 4th and Stewart.

The guy just climbed down after 24 hours of being up there, getting stretchered off. Not sure if he had anything to eat or drink the whole time. Definitely didn't see it happen while I was at work. However, I did catch a glimpse of his balls and @$$hole while he was doing some pants-down acrobatics an hour ago. Lucky me.

Hope he gets the help he needs.

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2016, 02:02:16 PM »
Too bad we taxpayers are probably on the hook for this goofball, hey?
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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2016, 02:54:09 PM »
Yeah, it's a block east on 4th and Stewart.

The guy just climbed down after 24 hours of being up there, getting stretchered off. Not sure if he had anything to eat or drink the whole time. Definitely didn't see it happen while I was at work. However, I did catch a glimpse of his balls and @$$hole while he was doing some pants-down acrobatics an hour ago. Lucky me.

Hope he gets the help he needs.

I was all-in on expanding the BE to the Pacific Northwest by adding Gonzaga, but this has be rethinking my opinion.

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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2016, 03:01:09 PM »
I was all-in on expanding the BE to the Pacific Northwest by adding Gonzaga, but this has be rethinking my opinion.

Doc

Ok, if you give me a pack of Camels I promise to never again show my balls and a$$ to Cooby. You gotta let the Zags in, though.


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Re: Keefer, you're a tree climber?
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2016, 05:25:08 PM »
Doc

Ok, if you give me a pack of Camels I promise to never again show my balls and a$$ to Cooby. You gotta let the Zags in, though.

Camels are in the mail.

Maybe if Mark Few promises never to let his balls and a$$ dangle from a redwood....

 

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