The Posterization of Brent Williams

[DavidBoone2inchesTaller]

I've never done this to a coach...but frankly I'm sick and tired of the bull$hit by college coaches. This was the final straw for me. So here goes:

3/22/2014

Mr. Brent Williams
Head Coach of the Hokies

Re: Your posterization

Dear Mr. Williams:

This letter is to inform you that you've just been posterized by DavidBoone2inchesTaller. You have either done something stupid, ignorant, mean, or just plain dumb and you have just been called out on your bull$hit.

It is debatable as to whether the program is in a better place, but the real question is, "Are you?" You should ask your very tan predecessor that same question. Since year one, there has been constant talk regarding his "discharge" from Indiana. Or better yet, just ask a former in-State football coach that I will refer to as "Number 2", about "Karma". Since "Number 2" left, "Number 2's" job has been "regularly" talked about as in-"flux" at Arkansas.

I, like many, loved your recruiting and your ability to win before you tripped over your own ego. I also bought your bit about loyalty and relationships.

What I didn't appreciate was the "Country Bumpkin" nonsense, placing a back-up point guard in an unfair situation (when there were other options) that subjected him to an absurd amount of ridicule and seemed to break any confidence the kid once had, and finally your "bull$hit". Regarding your "bull$hit", I will specifically point to your comment, "I will stay as long as they have me here" as one example of the "bovine discharge" that routinely "stooled" out of your mouth. Lesson No. 1 - You should not say things you don't mean...because those words will eventually come back to haunt you like a "fissure".

Also, what was with the post game "Rain Man" numbers act? Were you trying to impress me? Because, well... you did, about as much as Najeh Davenport impresses ex-girlfriends. Speaking of numbers Brent, Najeh's nickname is "The Deuce". Lesson (aptly) No. 2 - Just win games, don't try to "excrete" something you're not...it's a complete "waste" of my time and yours.

Finally, let's talk about the "(fecal) matter" at hand. Virginia Tech, are you kidding me???? Maybe, in your world of "meadow muffins" that program is considered a step-up the "stool". But in my world of truth and honesty Brent, in college basketball Marquette is a beautiful flower and Virginia Tech is, well..., "fertilizer".

By the way, I found out you were leaving Marquette for Hokie "manure" by way of social media. Brent, do you normally "drop" major news in this fashion? Because, I for one, do not appreciate major news "dropping" like this. I guess what I'm saying, Brent, by using every synonym I can think of for "bull$hit", the act of "excreting bull$hit", or anything related to crap, is to please start thinking about the impact that your comments will have on people in the future.

Please do not use the world loyalty or perpetuate a façade of loyalty because you've have now been called out. Furthermore, please do not string the fans of Virginia Tech along like "rolls of toilet paper in the trees". Because, that is how I feel right now Brent...like I gave you my loyalty, my belief, and my heart, and you just "toilet papered" the trees in my yard.

Regardless of how I feel about the level of Virginia Tech's program, the people that live in the State of Virginia are good people. They don't deserve the same "bull$hit". No one does. Please, don't ever speak about loyalty again. You are a coach. A vagabond. A money grubber. A bull$hit artist. You know nothing about loyalty. You might talk about loyalty, but you only use the essence of the word to make people smile so you can collect your paycheck while your in town.

Before I posterize you Brent, I'm going to leave you with a story...a story about a turkey and "bull$hit":

A turkey was chatting with a bull, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tamarack tree," sighed the turkey, but I don't have the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?", replied the large bull, "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch on the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull$hit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Now, Brent Williams, I'm sorry that I have to do this...but I thought you were different. I thought you didn't bull$hit the fans. You proved me wrong. Turns out you're no different. Your poster is below.

Later,

'Taller

[77ncaachamps]

wow.

you're pissed off.

[Tommy Brice for Coach]

wow.

you're pissed off.

yeah this is a little over the top. seriously, the guy left. move on

[Silkk the Shaka]

What is your opinion if he was pushed out or it was mutual?

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

yeah this is a little over the top. seriously, the guy left. move on

Yep. Pretty lame and whiny dude.

[Markusquette]

I didn't even read more than a sentence...

[Eldon]

Great idea, but it comes off as petty

[mu_hilltopper]

Petty McWeaksauce. 

[mr.MUskie]

Way more time and trouble than he's worth.

[🏀]

Pretty bad.

[Hards Alumni]

Wow.

There is class, then there is this.

[Blackhat]

Find a girlfriend.

[DavidBoone2inchesTaller]

Thanks for the kind comments. I really enjoyed working on this one! I really enjoyed Buzz during his first 4 years. When Brent showed up in year 5, I no longer enjoyed the man. It was inevitable that he was leaving... I just wish he would have saved us the bull$hit about loyalty, character, etc.

[77ncaachamps]

Thanks for the kind comments. I really enjoyed working on this one! I really enjoyed Buzz during his first 4 years. When Brent showed up in year 5, I no longer enjoyed the man. It was inevitable that he was leaving... I just wish he would have saved us the bull$hit about loyalty, character, etc.

Awwww.

What a good sport.

[wildbill sb]

What is your opinion if he was pushed out or it was mutual?

The more i reflect on this, the more I think jjman is on to something.  We'll see.

[AirPunches]

Thanks for the kind comments. I really enjoyed working on this one! I really enjoyed Buzz during his first 4 years. When Brent showed up in year 5, I no longer enjoyed the man. It was inevitable that he was leaving... I just wish he would have saved us the bull$hit about loyalty, character, etc.

I just wish he would have left a year earlier instead of putting everyone through such a crummy season. At least crean left when there were still upperclassmen on the roster. Instead he selfishly begged Vander to stay so he could have one last run to help serve his own interests. When that didn't happen, he just said the heck with it and didn't care about the season. All on this board cared more about MU this season than BW. That's why I'm most disappointed.

[Montana Warrior]

DB, are you living in your mother's basement?

[Eldon]

Thanks for the kind comments. I really enjoyed working on this one! I really enjoyed Buzz during his first 4 years. When Brent showed up in year 5, I no longer enjoyed the man. It was inevitable that he was leaving... I just wish he would have saved us the bull$hit about loyalty, character, etc.

Hey man, props for bearing your soul publicly and taking the criticism like a man.

[DavidBoone2inchesTaller]

DB, are you living in your mother's basement?

Not any more. My moms passed on...so now I've got the whole house and get this...no mortgage!!!!!